The bar exam is stressing you out. How do you spell relief? O-R-G-Y.
Is bar review class not doing it for you? Sure, BarBri property instructor Paula Franzese is a hottie. In the words of one bar review student, “I wouldn’t mind doing some adverse possession on her!”
For most of you, however, bar review is more stressful than erotic. If this is the case, we have a solution. From a sexually adventurous tipster:
I thought you might find this interesting. [Caution: NSFW]http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/698614951.html.
I’m a lawyer, and my wife and I swing — I wish I knew about something like this to help me de-stress back when I was taking the bar!
For those of you who can’t click through — the Craigslist ad has an explicit graphic — here is the text of the post:
DE-STRESS B4 THE BAR EXAM — WEEKLY ORGY FOR RECENT LAW SCHOOL GRADS - - 25 (Manhattan)
Date: 2008-05-28, 4:03PM EDTThe NY bar exam is coming… It’s a time of intense study for recent law school graduates with a phenomenal amount of stress involved. Stop studying for a few hours and de-stress at a weekly orgy!
Every week, my girlfriend and I will be hosting an orgy for those studying for the bar and/or their partners. [We assume “partners” is a reference to significant others, not future bosses.]
We realize that the law profession is very much about one’s good name and reputation, so we will host with the greatest of care and anonymity. Don’t use your real name, don’t talk about your school or your firm, just come and have fun.
For the love of God, do NOT discuss your law school or law firm at an orgy. Contrary to what some of you might think, Vault rankings are not the ultimate aphrodisiac.
But you will have to disclose your law school upon arrival, since it will determine your specific role in the proceedings. Tier Four grads, bring kneepads. And lots of lube.
More dirty details, after the jump.
The Craigslist post continues:
The party will be hosted at a discrete [discreet? but we’re sure the apartment is “discrete” as well] apartment in Manhattan. An equal number of girls and guys will be invited (so please indicate if you are in a couple and will be bringing him or her). BYOB.Many of you have sexual fantasies that you have never explored, and NOW is the time to do it!
Email back (barstudyorgy at gmail) if you are interested, and we’ll start planning for our first party. We will ask for a picture, but you can blur your face. We’d just like to make sure that everyone is attractive.
Assessing pulchritude based on blurred face pics might result in an orgy stocked by “mugly” / “butterface” types. But hey, not everyone is a “face person.”
There’s a photo that goes with the post, but we’re not reproducing it here. We know how touchy you get about even quasi-racy pics on the main page. But if you want to see the pic [Caution: NSFW], click on the link to the CL posting below.
DE-STRESS B4 THE BAR EXAM — WEEKLY ORGY FOR RECENT LAW SCHOOL GRADS - - 25 (Manhattan) [craigslist]
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Comments
Orgies are how I studied for the bar.
guys at my high school used to host orgies with fat recent law school grads before big exams all the time, it was no big deal.
This is exactly what I did to relax during BarBri, I just didn't use craigslist. What's the big deal?
Frat Stud has no comment.
-FRAT STUD
quasi-racy?!?! For serious?!?! How about just plain NSFW.
Is there an Barbri Orgy for those studying in DC?
As you can see from this picture of my elbow, I'm pretty attractive.
is this how Hillary took her bar exams
FIRST to recommend you send one of the lovely ATL staffers to scope this thing out.
its BYOB....safe to say it will go from ORGY to 10 soon to be lawyers getting drunk and complaining about law school and the BAR.
Not sure catching an STD right before the bar is a good idea, I'm just saying.
Bit late on that NSFW. Oops!
Helloooo--blackmail fodder. Face unbluring technology exists, ya know.
Way to 1)reveal [at minimum, subconscious] beliefs about the inferiority of receptive sex partners (you know, man fucks woman, you're only gay if it's going in _your_ ass, etc), and 2)subtly reinforce traditional notions of sex.
And, yes, it's totally okay to make fun of Tier 4 schools, just not when it also hooks women and/or gays.
NY to 190 people - 95 guys, 95 girls - doin' the grown-up!
5:25 - True; I'd bet on it.
Is Kash involved?
5:47: Get real. We all know that Lat is gay.
This is certainly a scheme by some post-grad gunner to blackmail his fellow graduates. Show up, knock on the door, photo's taken, blackmailed.
6:08, gays are the best gay-bashers around. Ever heard of Ted Haggard?
5:47... calm yourself.
Posting a FIRST post that is not first = "I have nothing in my life to make me happy." Posting a FIRST post when you are a good way down the list = "I am a c*nt."
I'm in. It will be a night of assault with a deadly weapon.
F'ing gross. Ever heard of herpes?
can you imagine the sheer horror of going to a bar study orgy and having your torts professor show up. holy f'g hell.
This situation is RIPE for blackmail. Anyone with even a tiny inkling of becoming successful ... evven just to the extent of being well known in a local small town (to say nothing of larger dreams) would be advised to avoid this like the plague. Blackmail is NOT merely the stuff of movies / bad crime show plots: it happens frequently, and it frequently involves the use of sex acts - particularly socially offbeat ones like this.
The fact that it's a craigs list add makes it seem even MORE suspicious. The fact that they add a statement about how they recognize the importance of reputation privacy makes it even MORE suspicious. Hate to ruin the male-fantasy aspect here, but this seems extremely unadvisable.
7:40 -- you're no fun. This is so legit. Its' just a bunch of people getting together for a good time.
Guys in my high school used to host parties like this all the time. It was no big deal.
I'll be there at the next one. Hope to see you there too.
Guys at my highschool used to trick lawyers into coming to their sex party and then take photos and blackmail them later all the time, it was no big deal.
7:40 -- Fire up the Google and type the letters TER. Cheers!
Look. I am hosting this and I am not going to blackmail anyone. Sure I will have video cameras in all the book cases and all. Sure I will be selling videos of the event on Craig's List, along with a "best of video". But I am not blackmailing anyone, less you are an AU grad, in which case you deserve it.
8:05
Teradyne inc??????? I see they closed down 1 point to 13.56. You think they'll rebound? What does an automatic testing equipment manufacturing company have to do with an orgy anyway?
8:13 - How are things at AU?
8:13,
He OBVIOUSLY was talking about Trail's End Ranch. This is a well known front for the underground Tail's End Ranch. The Ranch is a underground orgy/ torture den that has been operating secretly for years.
@ 8:16, how are things at AU? (Since 8:13's joke flew about a mile over your head)
Gays and women both love taking it in the ass equally. Its as American as apple pie and AU.
BarBri Review:
The threat to use the photos from this soiree for economic gain 8======> Extortion
Did this Franzese post an orgy ad on craigslist? Not getting it.
You realize most lawyers and law students are ugly right? What a stupid fucking idea. Risk getting connected to something like this by fucking people in your profession, and they're ugly to boot!! No thanks pal, enjoy your hand.
Imagine the look on this guy's face when a bunch of ugly, balding, awkward guys in their late 20s show up to his house.
Everyone should wear masks. Issue resolved!
Yes we can!!
I took barbri years ago and still masturbate to Paula Franzese.
Actually, she really has an awesome, sexy voice. Should I upload an excerpt?
keep your eyes wide shut!
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The funniest part was after the first break this year a bunch of guys came running over to her, thick bar bri books in tow, to begin asking 'questions' all about the suddenly fascinating subject of property!!!! The bar bri staff had to come out and mop up all the drool that was left on the floor by the very inquisitive students.
Bottom line is that there is a reason she was voted Prof of Year 8 times at Seton Hall - she is QUITE easy on the eyes (although to give her credit she IS a great professor as well).
9:48/10:55 - word... every time she broke out into one of her cheesy songs i just tuned it out and imagined plowing that ass. at least it kept me awake...
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Just when I thought I had gotten over Paula Franzese, I get pulled right back into my deviant infatuation with her. Now I have to roam the halls of my office awkwardly hiding my chibbity-chub.
I don't understand--momma used to do things like that so I could go to the best schools, even though they said I was a little too slow for school. But, you know what, they said I was slow, but I was the fastest kid in school. Once my magic legs fell off, I ran and ran. So, I don't know why they said I was slow. Hmm, maybe momma just liked making those crazy noises with the principal man.
Forrest Gump, you are my favorite poster since Grover Cleveland.
umm first im mad that San Francisco didn't come up with this first. our bar is way harder. Second, how many girls do you think would show up. I have some really hot girls in my bar bri class, but I doubt they would do an orgy.
Perhaps people should print out the ad and start taping it to the various bulletin/message boards at the various BarBri locations.
11:44 - - That is an inspired suggestion. Kudos.
Lat, this post deserves further intense research and multiple follow-ups.
Paula Franzese had no qualms about wasting everyone's time with stories about her uncle who supposedly invented penne alla vodka, about her kids, about her lame songs, etc. Her lectures were about twice as long as they needed to be.
I had the video version of BarBri, so all we ever saw was her head and the 500 blingy diamond rings she'd flash whenever she'd talk with her hands.
On the subject of the actual post... I can imagine few things less enticing than a lawyer/3L orgy. On the other hand, how much would it suck to e-mail this person expressing interest, and then get rejected for the orgy. Does this guy send out form rejection e-mails? "After careful consideration of your picture and your e-mail, we regret to inform you that we cannot at this time extend you an invitation to participate in our lawyer orgy. While we were impressed with your appearance, we had an extraordinary number of qualified applicants this year, and the selection process was quite difficult. We wish you the best of luck in your efforts to get laid with no strings attached."
Will Spitzer be there?
2:39= genius, love the reject letter
Gross, I am throwing up in my mouth.
Duh, this would cause *stress* the rest of your life as you get ongoing tests for STDs, have disturbing flashbacks, worry about whether anyone knows you or there is any photo/video.
I'm surprised that Kash didn't write this post.
If it's anything like the BarBri class itself, then
-group participation will be limited
-there won't be a lot of slots to fill in
-they'll mainly show videos, and
-everyone will finish a half hour earlier than they should
I definitely went to the wrong law school.
As a WCL grad all I can say is thank the lordy lordy lord that this doesn't implicate us at all.
LAST BITCHES! OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It. Feels. So. Good.