May 2008

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  • Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 05.05.08

    * “Classes My Top-Tier Law School Should Have Offered as Warnings About the Profession.” Our favorite: “Forwarding E-mails: Theory and Practice.” [McSweeney’s] * An $8 million windfall for WVU Law School, courtesy of unclaimed class-action settlement money. [Charleston Gazette] * Jessica Utovich, the scheduler / paramour of Ohio attorney general Marc Dann, in an email […]
  • Lawyer of the Day

    Lawyers of the Day: David Fink and Timothy Johnson

    If you’ve ever used software by Citrix to access your office computer remotely, you might find this case of interest. Julie Kay of the National Law Journal reports: In a rare ruling, a South Florida federal judge has ordered a plaintiff and his law firm to jointly pay sanctions of $756,000 to Fort-Lauderdale-based Citrix Systems […]
  • Contests

    'Porky' Caption Contest Finalists: Time to Vote!

    Last week, we offered you this courtroom scene photo (without context) and asked for caption submissions. Humor, unlike justice, is not blind. Here is our completely subjective list of the top ten finalists. You get to vote for the best one. A. It was John’s first–and last–pro bono matter. B. “You see, Your Honor, my […]
  • Rap

    A Rapping Clerk of Court? Meet Harvey Ruvin

    When you think of clerks of court, you probably think of those annoying people who bounce your filings because you used the wrong font size. They don’t seem like a fun bunch of people. But Harvey Ruvin, Clerk of Courts for Miami-Dade County, is not your ordinary court clerk. How many clerks do you know […]
  • John McCain, Politics, SCOTUS

    The U.S. Senate's Got McCain's Natural-Born Back

    John McCain doesn’t have the interesting gender or diversity points that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have, but he does have some immigrant cred. He was not born in one of the United States of America, and there are “at least three pending cases… challenging McCain’s right to be sworn in as president.” The Senate […]