Think She Would Have Found The Defendant Not Guilty?
We seem to be on a drug bust kick today. ATL says: “Just say no!”
Especially while you’re hanging out behind the courthouse on a jury break. From the Houston Chronicle:
Judge Sherman Ross tried to assemble a jury of peers for a woman accused of possession of a marijuana on trial Tuesday.But authorities say prospective juror Cornelia Mayo might have taken that concept a bit too far after she was caught smoking a joint outside the courthouse during a break.
Give that juror a bong hit, and she will acquit.
In other drug news, Georgia has a law going into effect July 1st that bans retailers from selling marijuana-flavored candy to kids, punishable with a $500 fine. The man responsible for pushing the bill forward in the Georgia state senate? Senator Stoner.
It targets businesses that sell the candies with drug-inspired names such as “Kronic Kandy” and “Pot Suckers.” The law says the candies promote drug use.Senator Doug Stoner pushed the bill in the senate. “I don’t think that folks are aware this is going on,” Stoner told Channel 2 in April. “It’s mainly, from what I can tell, particularly targeted to minority communities.”
Remember the good old days, when retail stores only tried to push candy cigarettes?
Prospective juror in pot trial caught smoking marijuana [Houston Chronicle]
Georgia Law Bans Retailers From Selling ‘Pot Candy’ To Minors [WSB TV]




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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
second?
Smoke it!
Doug Stoner, hehe....
Counter-intuitively, I learned the hard way when I was doing criminal defense that former criminal defendants do not make good defense jurors.
I once defended a DUI which went to the jury the day before Christmas.
After the jury was sworn, the baby DA was mortified to learn that one of the seated jurors had 3 prior DUI convictions. He led the charge to conflict.
I would not have wanted the pot-smoking juror on my jury.
The actual name of a real estate agent my family knows: Mary Jane Stoner.
See http://www.imrealestateagent.com/Hawaii/Kailua/409507-mary-jane-stoner.html
i wonder if the name of the marijuana candy is "sticky icky" ?
Eighth!
what state provides a jury trial for a DUI? In NJ No jury trial for that offense- the Judge just kicks you in the balls and takes your license. Case closed.
Good Lord.
How the fuck do lawyers, or even law students, have the time to not only repeatedly post dumbass comments (actually, a minority are quite funny and clever), including comments that have no content, like "first!"
And y'all are the same fuckers whose fragile egos need to constantly tout the school or firm you're at/were in order to justify your sad existences. I wonder how hard doctors, engineers, and scientists (as but 3 examples) must laugh if they ever read this shit!
I'm a lawyer for the fuckin CITY, with 44-hr.-avg. workweeks, and I don't have time to post! The only reason I am now is b/c I'm home sick. Is it b/c I'm in Court a lot, and y'all are in class dreaming of the glamor life of 80-hr. workweeks, no exercise, and being tied to a Blackberry?
This is not meant to all of you ATL commenters. Probably more like 90%. Good luck duckies.
I just has to get that off my chest. Oh, and I'm high.
Peace
She got high right outside the courthouse?!? I know pot makes you a little slow but...COME ON, how f'n stupid can you be?