Either the grammar in C is wrong or the there's been some doctor-screwing I don't know about.

Some of those are just bad and not even worthy of being voted on.

Painfully unfunny. Each and every one.

F is crass and disrespectful to the young lady who left Hastings, but it's so funny I voted for it.

This is the best lineup we've had, and almost all are truly hilarious.

Good submissions, good choices.

I vote A, but they're all so good.

I agree with 1:45. Most of these are great (except for E and I, which are groaners).

My favorites are B, C, and F. In the end I went with F.

H has a sublety to it that I couldn't turn away from. It had layers - the "we"; the non-mention of "blind". It's like a writer for "The Simpsons" submitted a vote right here on ATL.

The only option that was even remotely amusing was J.

The only option that was even remotely amusing was J.

2:11 - No way. "J" is so heavy-handed. You must be a humorless death penalty opponent.

You are correct 1:45, C should be disqualified on grounds of grammar. The Bush administration has been accused of many things, but screwing doctors is not one of them.

best caption contest ever. i voted for B but i really liked most of the choices.

Of course, most of the liberal weenies on this site are going to vote for the anti-bush comment, despite the fact that it's not funny.

There are some really good entries, but I think the clear winner is I.( Attempted statutory rape)

As a liberal weenie I did not vote for the Bush one, because it was not funny (unlike some of the earlier ones). Voted for D, but A and J are also funny.

As a liberal weenie, the Bush one is ungrammatical - just like this post.

Dear 2:46, a.k.a. Sen,
Please take your pathetic whining about poor grammar elsewhere. It's not appreciated around these parts. This is a gossip blog, not a model of literary style.

Sincerely,
I REFUSE TO JUDGE GRAMMAR.

F is messed up.

And I voted for it.

C and F are the coolest. Most of the others suck. 63.7% of the voters would seem to agree.

Dear 2:51, a.k.a. C -

Make me.

Sincerely,
2:46, a.k.a. S. Sugarman

I liked "miscarriage of justice". Much better than E, and better than most of the others. Not as good as C or F, but should've made the cut.

F is F'in Fantastic.

B is awesome, I'm surprised it's not doing better. The guy looks and even dresses like Roy Pearson:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/06/26/knPANTS_narrowweb__300x408,0.jpg

F is definitely the best. All the liberal weenies are coming out strong for C though, so it looks like it might win. I can't believe they are voting for screwing doctors, doesn't even make any sense.

(I) is the only one that is even remotely funny. Statutory rape. Heh.

The fact that C and F are winning shows just how many tools reside in the legal profession.

attempted statutory rape is really funny- somehow i missed that one when i voted.

Some of those are just painful - none are very good....

I'm a little late to the party, but how's this:

"This is the closest I've gotten to a "woman" in a long time. Has California legalized this sort of union yet?"

4:41, you're boring.

" Sorry maam, we have a candidate"

if statutory rape doesn't win, there is no justice in this world.

F. It would be a miscarriage of Paul Hastings justice if F loses.

These are all abysmal. I have seen funnier comments on the side of a bathroom stall.

Suck my balls, you stupid monkeys.

It was no big deal.

WGWAG.

I really hate all of you so much.

These really all generally suck festering goat testicles, however, the fact that C & F are in the lead is, as the earlier douchecocktard stated, a testament to the utter wiggedy-wackedness of the ATL readership.

I hope you all spontaneously combust during this weekend's heat wave.

Yo yo diggedy dogs, just found out about diss ill site i jusst started at Cooleyo Law School, madd ill up heare. Im feelin C man, the president has really huort this country mans. That makes C da illinest.

These are pretty awful.

I can't believe the crap that is winning.

Choice "A" is easily the best. A very sharp commentary, and quite funny, too. Perfect caption. People, wake up and vote "A."

5:13 wins

D is by far the best.... C is not at all clever: it's too easy. F is too esoteric, but I can see why people are voting for it. Still, D wins on brevity and punch, at the very least.

Bout time somebody brought D into the picture. It's a strong third. C's grammatically screwed up and F only appears to wonkish legal nerds [i admit I laughed, but I subtracted points for obscurity]. Which leaves D as the clear winner.

The popularity of (c) just shows that the average lawyer/law student is just as politically inept as the average swing voter.

"Ohhh, (C) makes fun of Pres. Bush! OMG, that's trendy right?"

5:25 - it is not trendy; people have been doing it for more than 8 years. It is no secret that Bush Jr. is not one of our smartest presidents. Where have you been? My guess is you were a teenager at the time.

(c) is funny because there is at least *some* truth to it. Like invading a sovereign country who did not attack us, under false pretenses? Or torturing prisoners? These things do not seem very just (or American) to a lot of people, yet Bush STILL thinks absolutely nothing is wrong with them. Do these things seem just to you?

Stop watching Fox news and listening to talk radio and learn to think for yourself.

Thank God they didn't replace you with that sculpture of Britney giving birth.

Thank God they didn't replace you with that sculpture of Britney giving birth.

Thank God! I heard you'd been replaced with that sculpture of Britney giving birth!

No need to say it three times, but it is funnier than any of the listed choices for sure.