This actually happened late last week, so perhaps David Jones should be our "Lawyer of a Few Days Ago." We apologize for the tardiness. But we aren't regular readers of the Fresno Bee:

A former prosecutor accused of stealing the identity of his former mistress and posting sexually explicit items about her online pleaded guilty Thursday to one charge of false impersonation.

David Evan Jones, 46, who pleaded not guilty in February to three felony charges, was in Fresno County Superior Court on Thursday for his preliminary hearing when he entered the guilty plea. Charges of stalking and identity theft were dismissed.

A prosecutor pretending to be a woman online -- what's the big deal? We have some experience in that department.

But wait, there's more:

Jones was accused of using Ramos' personal information to create fake online profiles of Ramos and post sexually explicit messages on two Web sites to entice men to contact her for sex.

The postings included information about where Ramos lived and worked and the location of a Starbucks she frequented near her home.

Ramos, 42, told investigators she was Jones' girlfriend for six years, but she broke off the relationship after Jones refused to divorce his wife.

Maybe Jones doesn't want to divorce his wife. But in light of this scandal, the feeling may not be mutual.

Lawyer impersonated ex-girlfriend [Fresno Bee]