Non-Sequiturs: 06.30.08
* High-flying financier Jeffrey Epstein, no stranger to these pages, pleads guilty to soliciting prostitution from underage girls. [Dealbreaker]
* Bar exam candidates: stressed out by the big test, but not up for a therapeutic orgy? Watch a documentary about the bar exam experience instead. [Prettier Than Napoleon (Amber Taylor) via Volokh Conspiracy (Ilya Somin)]
* Senators David Vitter and Larry Craig: defenders of marriage. [Supreme Dicta]
* Mayors Michael Bloomberg of New York and Thomas Menino of Boston, founding co-chairs of Mayors Against Illegal Guns, offer an optimistic take on the Heller decision. [City Room / NYT]
* News you can — but hopefully will never have to — use: 11 Things To Know When Arrested. [Attorneys Catalog]
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"Here’s a list of some New Yorkers who have a license (courtesy of the Post and Sun)
* Senator Charles Schumer
* Don Imus
* Harvey Keitel
* Joseph Bruno
* Ronald Lauder
* Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
* Howard Stern
* Donald Trump
* William F. Buckley Jr.
* Joan Rivers
* Arthur Hays Sulzberger
* Robert DeNiro"
NYT's Pinch Sultzberger has a CCW license? Hahahahaha. Where's Ann Coulter when we need her?
Was 11 things to know when being arrested writen by a f***ing DA?? I have never--and i can't stress that word enough--heard of an attorney suggesting that you should take a breathalyzer if you're pulled over for DUI, especially when you are drunk. Hands down the worst advice ever.
No kidding. If you're blindingly drunk on the dash cam, you'll probably go down anyway, but why hand them the evidence--especially if you're relatively steady on your feet?
Amen. Better to lose your driver's license and hoof it for four months than to get a felony DUI, have to hoof it for four months anyway, then defend yourself to the bar as a bonus.
Here's a better idea 7:10, 7:41, and 7:50: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!
A lot of fun you are, 8:48.
8:48. It was an article about what happens when you are being arrested--not an admonition against committing crimes in general. Your response could be made to the entire article. Don't kill; don't do drugs; don't cheat on taxes; don't drink and drive. Any lawyer (or in your case, law student) can tell a client that.