Bad Ideas, Breasts, Depositions, Fashion

‘Respectfully, I think he’s just referring to the fact that he can see your breasts.’

Ms. B copy.jpgThis may not happen to men, but many a woman has put on an outfit and discovered later that it is more sheer than she realized in the dim light of her home. In sunlight, or in an office’s bright fluorescent glow, the underthings suddenly become visible — if one is lucky enough to be wearing underthings. Usually, a good friend will point this out to the inadvertently scandalously-clad woman.

A reader sent us an excerpt from a recent deposition transcript, currently making the rounds by email, which apparently captures an occurrence of just this sort. It seems that the not-to-be-named lawyer, aka “Ms. B” (pictured), did not have a good friend to point out the sheerness of her attire.

Instead, an expert witness did so, at the end of a long deposition. Then “Ms. G,” counsel to the witness, echoed her client’s concerns.

The exchange got a little testy. Check out the depo transcript, after the jump.


Here’s the transcript. We wish we had a video of the proceedings. Since we don’t, this clip remains unchallenged as the Craziest Deposition Ever.

But this is pretty good stuff:

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