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ATL Caption Contest: Tighty-Whities

lawyer in white briefs attorney underwear.jpgFrom past caption contests -- e.g., Porky the Pig and Lady Justice -- we've discovered that it's best to provide photos without the context, and let you have at it.

The photo on the right is the fodder for the latest ATL caption contest. For the time being, we won't tell you anything other than that the gentleman pictured is a lawyer. We'll identify the man, and explain the story behind the photo, at the end of the contest.

Here are the rules: Post your caption entries in the comments. We'll take our favorites, incorporate them into a poll, and allow you to vote for your favorite.

The contest is on. Do your worst... or your best... or whatever. Just make 'em funny.

Update: As one of you notes, the background to the pic is available at the WSJ Law Blog, for those of you who are curious. Knowing the background doesn't prevent you from coming up with funny captions; we just prefer not to include it here, so as not to limit your creativity.

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:28 AM

poopin' in a hat

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2 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:30 AM

Phallus ipsa loquitur.

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3 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:30 AM

That dude is packing some heat. I wonder what else Lat uses this photo for.

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4 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:31 AM

Million Dollar Pants Lawsuit: Part 2

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:32 AM

Check out the unit on that guy.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:33 AM

and thus ended Underneath Their Robes

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:34 AM

"Ladys and gentlemen, I'll be brief..."

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:34 AM

Providing suggestions for reform of the penile system.

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:34 AM

first to say the background of this story already appears on WSJ blog...get a new pic lat

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:34 AM

"In conclusion, if the underwear's too tight, the sentence must be light."

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:35 AM

And now, for my suprise witness...

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:35 AM

*Ladies

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13 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:35 AM

"Yes, Cliff - but no more questions about why I won't show my face."

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14 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:37 AM

...and that's why Jeremy Pitcock isn't allowed to go to any more parent-teacher conferences.

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15 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:37 AM

Having been found of malpractice, the lawyer literally had his pants sued off.

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16 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:39 AM

Your Honors, I have the evidence right here in my pocket.

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17 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:39 AM

Your Honors, I have the evidence right here in my pocket.

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18 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:40 AM

Moments before counsel for the detainees illustrated the most common torture technique carried out at Guantanamo.

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19 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:40 AM

"Yeah, I dare 'em to try opposing THIS motion."

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20 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:41 AM

"Is this too casual for a Friday?"

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21 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:41 AM

After unsuccessfully persuading the jury to find him not guily of sexual battery, Jim appealed to the press, stating, "Could anyone really say 'no' to this?"

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22 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:42 AM

I have every confidence my client will win this sexual harassment suit, there is simply no evidence whatsoever that he made unwanted advances. Who doesn't walk around the office in their underwear?

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23 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:42 AM

10:40---cheater--knows the background of story from WSJ law blog

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24 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:42 AM

Another unsuccessful effort to get "junk" science before the jury.

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25 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:43 AM

"Pay no attention, this is just how I keep my thumbs warm."

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26 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:43 AM

"I got your sweet mysteries of life right here Justice Kennedy."

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27 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:44 AM

Hold THIS in contempt, Juuuuudge.

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28 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:45 AM

"Prepare to be f*cked by the long dick of the law."

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29 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:45 AM

It is time for the world to know...I am Quailman!

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30 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:45 AM

Did you hear about the lawyer who dropped his briefs and became a solicitor?

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31 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:46 AM

It is time for the world to know...I am Quailman!

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32 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:46 AM

"And now my junior partner has something he'd like to say..."

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33 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:47 AM

If you think my *head* is bald....

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34 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:47 AM

"And that's why Arizona's turgidity statute needs to be changed."

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35 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:47 AM

Barbri Professor Jones demonstrates how something can be both Malum en se and Malum Prohibitum.

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36 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:47 AM

Chucky Scalia, alleged second-cousin to the infamous Supreme Court Justice of the same surname, raised eyebrows when he asked reporters at a press conference to "suck on this."

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37 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:47 AM

Paraphrasing Stephen Colbert:

"Hey US Weekly, sorry you couldn't get a photo of Brangelina's kids, but I've got some twins you can photograph . . . [silently mouths: 'my balls']."

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38 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:48 AM

Barbri Professor Jones demonstrates how something can be both Malum en se and Malum Prohibitum.

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39 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:49 AM

"Anyone wanna see why I made partner?"

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40 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:49 AM

Where do I file my motion to ENLARGE?

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41 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:51 AM

Newly appointed DOJ counsel explains to the press that Gitmo detainees are only subjected to brief interrogations that do not amount to torture.

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42 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:51 AM

"Here at Kalfus & Nachman, we won't stop until you get your settlement! Tell the insurance companies you...mean...business!"

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43 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:51 AM

"Talk about a hung jury!"

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44 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:51 AM

"Anyone wanna see why I made partner?"

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45 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:52 AM

Roy Pearson find vindication as lost pants epidemic spirals out of control.

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46 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:54 AM

"And the question remains, who is being tortured, the detainee or the thumbs?"

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47 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:54 AM

"How do I keep losing all my pens? It's gotta be here somewhere."

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48 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:56 AM

Counsel for the Royal Family displays the pair of Prince Charles' trousers Camilla Parker Bowles wanted to get into, the subject of the famed recorded conversation in the mid-90s, at Christie's auction.

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49 Posted by sethmouk | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:56 AM

"I told you I wasn't moving nunc pro tunc..."

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50 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:56 AM

LOL @ 1035(1)

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51 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:56 AM

"Thus, as I have just demonstrated, this newly-approved interrogation technique is not 'equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ failure, impairment of bodily function, or even death.' Now, give me a moment to put my pants back on and I'll give our test subject some kleenex to help with the anal bleeding."

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52 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:56 AM

Summer Associate John Doe answers questions about last night's escapades.

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53 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:57 AM

"If the briefs don't fit, you must acquit."

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54 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:57 AM

"Representing Michael Jackson has its quirks"

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55 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:57 AM

"Counselor needs a supplemental brief"

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56 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:58 AM

"Representing Michael Jackson has its quirks"

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57 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:58 AM

"...and that's why my wife divorced me."

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58 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:59 AM

Plaintiff loses slander suit after jury finds that defendant's statement concerning plaintiff's "teeny subpoena" was true. Laughter ensued

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59 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:59 AM

... and this is the reason why I'm suing my cleaner for $41 million"

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60 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:59 AM

Plaintiff loses slander suit after jury finds that defendant's statement concerning plaintiff's "teeny subpoena" was true. Laughter ensued

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61 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:00 AM

anybody wanna abuse this

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62 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:00 AM

Live from Zakynthos. . .

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63 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:00 AM

My client is innocent!!!! Talk to dees NUTS!

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64 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:00 AM

If the undies don't fit, you must acquit!

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65 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:00 AM

Well, I thought the ad for the new attorney general position indicated you wanted somebody with "cojones"...

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66 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:01 AM

Ira Schwartz dropped his pants when asked if he could think of a bigger threat than OBL.

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67 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:01 AM

"In a show of support, Obama's press secretary taunts Jesse Jackson, telling the cameras, 'Hey Jesse, how about you come down here and rip my dick off - I dare you. You don't have the balls."

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68 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:02 AM

As an AU grad, I am sufficiently far along in my career to soon afford pants.

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69 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:03 AM

Do these briefs make me look fat?

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70 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:04 AM

I'm gonna let the big guy answer that one.

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71 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:04 AM

LMAO @ 10:46(2)!!

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72 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:05 AM

Your honor, I stand before you with dry balls

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73 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:05 AM

It doesn't help when the WSJ Law Blog posts the same picture with a full (and much more interesting) explanation of the picture . . .

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74 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:05 AM

Well, I confirm that representing Mr. Spitzer has been a challenge so far.

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75 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:05 AM

"Thank you for your time. My belly button will field any remaining questions."

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76 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:05 AM

After Gloria Allred no-shows, Miguel’s penis gives a press conference.

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77 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:06 AM

Big you call me a bald guy? I'll show you a bald guy...

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78 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:07 AM

"But...they promised me virgins"

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79 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:10 AM

And then I told the judge, but I can prove I have a valid writ of Herpeas Corpus!

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80 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:11 AM

Guys in my high school pulled attention getting stunts like this all the time. It was no big deal, and never worked, but I thought I'd give it another try.

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81 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:14 AM

Who let the mothef*cking snake into my motherf*cking press conference?!

SLJ

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82 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:15 AM

No! Penetration IS required for rape in New York!

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83 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:15 AM

"Counselor's Brief fails to support the allegation that he is entitled to disability benefits"

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84 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:16 AM

"I'm here for Bingham McCutchen Holiday Party..."

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85 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:16 AM

And now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if the lips don't fit you must acquit!

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86 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:17 AM

your honor, i thought you said you wanted to take a closer look at the briefs.

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87 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:18 AM

"Your honor, opposing counsel's criticism as to the quality of my briefs is unfounded. As you can see, my briefs are sound and well-constructed. And contrary to opposing counsel's opinion, they are in no manner full of sh#t."

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88 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:18 AM

Wait till you see the size of this thing!

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89 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:19 AM

The love child of Cosmo Kramer and George Castanza.

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90 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:22 AM

A firm believer in keeping briefs short and to the point.

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91 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:22 AM

"Give me a moment to fish him out and I'll let you speak to the brains of this operation."

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92 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:22 AM

Trying to describe how merger between the two firms will look: spokesman displays White & Case on the outside, Ropes & Gray on the inside

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93 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:23 AM

Despite the recent availability of Viagra in his country, Mr. Hussein claims that "the surge in Iraq" still isn't working.

- Texas

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94 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:25 AM

"David Remes, who represents Yemeni prisoners held at Gitmo, takes his trousers off during a news conference in Sanaa, Yemen, July 14, 2008. Remes, who was explaining to journalists the mistreatment that the inmates say they are subjected to, called on the Yemeni government to push for the release of around 100 Yemeni citizens from Gitmo. (Credit: Reuters/Khaled Abdullah)"

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95 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:25 AM

11:22 -- I don't get it.

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96 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:26 AM

The district attorney and the 'star witness' allegations that my client was 'packing heat' are absurd. My client was not 'packing heat'. Ladies of the jury, THIS is what 'packing heat' is all about.

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97 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:26 AM

Attorney for the Government demonstrates how Clive Stafford-Smith smuggled the contraband Under Armor briefs to his clients at Guantanamo.

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98 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:26 AM

"...And that's why they call it Dickstein Shapiro."

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99 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:28 AM

Mr. July.

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100 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:30 AM

I was also a customer of Custom Cleaners.

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101 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:34 AM

David Remes, who represents Yemeni prisoners held at Gitmo, takes his trousers off during a news conference in Sanaa, Yemen, July 14, 2008 to demonstrate the infamous "pink belly" interrogation technique. (Credit: Reuters/Khaled Abdullah).

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102 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:34 AM

Justin Timberlake and Adam Samberg aint got jack on me. It won't even fit in a box.

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103 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:35 AM

"I dare you to read between the lines of these legal briefs."

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104 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:39 AM

"Sorry for the interruption folks. I really gotta cut back on the caffeine. Now, what was I saying?"

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105 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:40 AM

"New York To 2(x)ist? Desperate to attract more associate talent, the law firm of Pitcock & Spitzer LLP decided to one-up Quinn Emanuel and allow attorneys to enjoy their flip-flops pretty much anywhere."

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106 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:41 AM

"If the briefs don't fit, you must acquit!"

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107 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:42 AM

I learned everything I know from watching Michael Clayton.

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108 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:42 AM

To help ease the fears of the Summers, Recruiting Partner demonstrates what it would take to get no offered

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109 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:42 AM

Litigation is all about what's behind the brief

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110 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:43 AM

"Senator Obama's spokesperson responds to the New Yorker Cover"

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111 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:45 AM

de minimis

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112 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:45 AM

"Anybody else notice a draft in here?"

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113 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:45 AM

that's right ladies, 10 inches......around!

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114 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:46 AM

"Concerned that he might appeal too liberal for the DOJ Honors Program, Jeremy went to not-so-great lengths to explain exactly how he would screw the American justice system."

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115 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:48 AM

The next time around, he thought it was more prudent to explain to the press why he had such a wide stance.

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116 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:49 AM

Wait a minute ... was I supposed to imagine the audience in their underwear or give the speech while only wearing underwear?

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117 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:49 AM

Shortly after the institution of the firm's new concierge service, of counsel Ira Blakenfield ruined it for everyone.

118 Posted by Dr Gonzo | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:51 AM

"So I became an attorney to compensate for something? . . . Does this look like I'm trying to compensate for something?"

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119 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:52 AM

First-year Civ Pro prof demonstrates the delicate contours of the long-arm statute

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120 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:52 AM

truffle shuffle, truffle shuffle

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121 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:53 AM

First-year Civ Pro prof demonstrates the amazing reach of the long-arm statute

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122 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:55 AM

"As counsel for Enzyte, I would like to offer a short demonstration of the efficacy of my client's product. Bear with me. I'll be ready in a moment."

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123 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:55 AM

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.

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124 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:56 AM

Scalia said I have no right to privacy.

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125 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:59 AM

"Excuse me a minute while I whip this out."

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126 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:00 PM

how 'bout dem apples?!?!

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127 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:01 PM

11:53 - your comment is the only one that made me laugh out loud

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128 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:01 PM

11:53 - your comment is the only one that made me laugh out loud

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129 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:02 PM

I got your "Model Penal Code" right here.

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130 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:03 PM

You think that jury was hung?

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131 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:03 PM

"It is with great esteem that I introduce our firm's newest rainmaker..."

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132 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:03 PM

"Showing solidarity with the Harvard Law Avenger, I am protesting the administration's attempt to get rid of tighty whities day! Don't make me get the chain."

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133 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:03 PM

"It is with great esteem that I introduce our firm's newest rainmaker..."

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134 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:04 PM

I'll show you personal jurisDICtion

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135 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:05 PM

"I'll take two follow up questions on my brief submission"

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136 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:06 PM

See, I TOLD you the drycleaner has my pants.

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137 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:08 PM

Some pranksters told a Vandy student that if he took off his pants in front of a bunch of people, the school would get another point in US news.

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138 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:10 PM

"All this lunch crap is just way too time-consuming and stuffy. So from now on we're just going to do pink belly with everybody. Let me demonstrate . . . Wait, you said 'berry'? Pinkberry? Oh, um, that makes a lot more sense."

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139 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:10 PM

I've got a roll of quaters, how many you need?

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140 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:13 PM

and yes, Edwin Poole will be returning to Boston Legal next season

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141 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:14 PM

Northwestern Law found a classier speaker for its graduation next year than Jerry Springer.

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142 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:16 PM

Draw!

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143 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:16 PM

You go first.

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144 Posted by supremecourtjester | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:21 PM

To be sung to the appropriate tune:

The Judge is sure to grant relief
If you show him your fiitting brief.
Justice prefer Hanes.

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145 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:21 PM

"It wasn't me, and I've got the balls to prove it!"

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146 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:23 PM

"There I was, in a TTT, when I saw a hand coming under the wall from the other stall, and I jumped up like this..."

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147 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:25 PM

Senator Schumer learns that he will have to kick it up a notch if he hopes to maintain his dominance of the Sunday Afternoon Press Conference.

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148 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:27 PM

Barry was trying to explain that he was not involved in an innappropriate sexual relationship with his staffer; they only engaged in the familiar kindergarten ritual of "pulling down pants together."

149 Posted by CrankyMan | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:28 PM

Following a complaint to the state's Judicial Commission, the angry judge whipped off his robe, strode over to a news conference and denied he was suffering memory lapses in court.

---or---

While addressing a class of first-years, the the PR man who defended Senator Larry Craig and Congressman Mark Foley misunderstands a student's question about penal reform.

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150 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:30 PM

"Do I look like I care that our motion was denied?"

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151 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:31 PM

Introducing the firm's Mr. July.

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152 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:32 PM

Obama campaign seeks reconciliation with Jesse Jackson by offering a surrogate.

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153 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:41 PM

the SEC takes a firm position on naked shorts.

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154 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:44 PM

"That is correct - there was a motion in our briefs."

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155 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:47 PM

My gut tells me he's innocent...