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It seems that summer associates and full-time associates are reasonably happy working at Chadbourne & Parke
But for one poor mail clerk, working in Chadbourne's New York office has been an unspeakably painful experience.
Update: A Chadbourne source informs us that the mail clerk has died of his injuries. May he rest in peace.
Man's Head Caught in Conveyor Belt in GE Building [New York Sun]
Posted In: Chadbourne & Parke

Let's see if this makes it into next season's 30 Rock.
That's no way to get a head in the big-firm world.
guys in my highschool were FIRST all the time, it was no big deal.
Lucky to be alive.
lat, this poor guy is in serious condition in the hospital, and yet you have no compunction about using his story to make a buck for yourself. you ought to be ashamed of yourself. you just lost one reader (and hopefully others)
i hope you all get your head stuck in a conveyor belt
2:44 - There is no problem with this post. It is serious in tone and perfectly respectful (and not much more than a link to a newspaper story).