Lawyer of the Day: Louis Posner
...and more news from the 'Hot Lap Dance Club'
Louis Posner could have been the inspiration for a Career Alternatives for Attorneys: Pimp and Money Launderer post. The New York tax attorney is in all kinds of trouble with the law, involving strippers, prostitution, drugs, and his nonprofit Voter Rights March.
From the New York Times.
A lawyer who fervently contested the result of the 2000 presidential election and started an organization advocating voter reform used it to hide profits from another venture, the police say: a strip club that offered more than dancing.The lawyer, Louis Posner, ran the Hot Lap Dance Club out of a fifth-floor loft in Hell's Kitchen, where the police said the wealthy clientele paid as much as $5,000 for sex with dancers in private rooms.
The authorities raided the loft on Thursday night and arrested Mr. Posner, his wife, Betty, and 19 others on charges that included money laundering and promoting prostitution.
When we read this article, we thought the terrible name Hot Lap Dance Club (NSFW) sounded familiar. Indeed, this is not the club's first appearance on ATL. It was the source of a Lawsuit of the Day back in March. One of the club's "wealthy clientele" sued after taking a heel to the eye during a lap dance.
According to the Louis J. Posner, P.C. website, Posner "has an eclectic approach to law, where he views the multitude of interacting legal issues, applies a cost-benefit analysis and considers a client's business and personal goals." We wonder if he sees using his knowledge of 501(c)(3) law to launder money as part of his "eclectic approach to the law" .
Lawyer Is Accused of Using Reform Group to Launder Money From Strip Club [New York Times]
Earlier: Lawsuit of the Day: When Strippers Attack!
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sweet
his website is awesome...
305 Madison Avenue, Suite 1740
New York, NY 10165
(a/k/a 60 East 42nd Street, Lincoln Building)
Who knew addresses had aliases? Or you can reach him via "electronic mail"
haha the "testimonials" on the hot laps site are hilarious
them some nasty sex slaves.
rule number 1: do not get caught
It used to be that when I would see the NSFW meme, I would get a little horny, just thinking about the breasts and legs and asses behind the unclickable link. It is a sign of my ongoing regression that I now no longer even care.
"Posner is a member of Mensa."
Guys in my high school used to have an eclectic approach to law, where they viewed the multitude of interacting legal issues, applied a cost-benefit analysis and considered a client's business and personal goals. It was no big deal.
Wait - is it a dance club for hot laps, or is it a lap dance club that is hot? Clarification, please.
"Posner is a member of Mensa."
LOL. Funny fact #341 about MENSA: anyone in the top 10% of his/her LSAT is automatically qualified. That means that some TTT 22 year old with an 163 or so can join the genius society.
MENSA is essentially for intelligent people who are either (a) shockingly insecure or (b) do not come into regular professional contact with other intelligent people and seek such camaraderie elsewhere. A member of the latter group would be boxer Bobby Czyz,
Mensa = TTT
Remember James Colliton (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/03/national/main1367989.shtml), from Cravath and his exploits...what is it with these kinky NYC tax attorneys?
Any relation to Judge Richard Posner? I wonder.
Typical liberal slimeball.
10:58, you are an embarrassment to conservatives and an impediment to civil discourse, please STFU.
- Fed Soc
Cheese it, Fed Soc. I was hoping to provoke something silly out of our friends on the left, not you.
#6, there are definitely some good pictures on the link (I checked it from wireless outside the office). I recommend you pop in there tonight, rub one out.
I can't possibly be the only one to have noticed his uncanny resemblence to George Costanza!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2008/07/20/2008-07-20_strip_club_owner_shocked_at_allegations_.html
If it weren't for conservatives like 10:58, the titty-bar industry would be out of business. You think tree-huggers are the ones in there buying lap dances for $50+ a pop? No, they'd be either protesting the exploitation of the women, or they'd be insisting that the dancers' costumes be certified as 100% organic material produced in a fair-trade cooperative in a developing nation.
Plus, lap dances are prostitution. They're just prostitution for guys who are too lame to admit that they have to pay for sex. It doesn't count if your pants stay on!
Who cares...now these poor women are out of work and will probably need to apply at the nearest McDonald's to make ends meet. We need to legalize prostitution NOW!
This pimp was a practicing lawyer! Read about the
Russian Mafia ties of Posner and the link to U.S. Attorney General Mukasey at bankruptcyMisconduct.com
http://jaactv.com/330/site/content/view/77/102/
ANY kind of criminalization of prostitution, whether it's punishing a prostitute or her client, is ultimately about CONTROLLING prostitution, not eliminating it.-Susan Stark (Letter to the Editor, On The Issues Magazine)
http://www.ontheissuesmagazine.com
Any kind of involvement of a prosecutor / member of law enforcement, whether it's an attorney general, governor, U.S. attorney or all of the above, is ultimately about CONTROLLING law enforcement, not a "private matter" as Eliot Spitzer would hope for us to believe. Organized crime had dirt on Spitzer all the while he had control over which crimes where investigated and prosecuted. Did Spitzer bury the recorded death threat evidence he received when NY Attorney General because his organized crime associates were involved? http://bankruptcymisconduct.com/site/content/view/12/30/
Posner was also an activist and was the founder of http://www.votermarch.org and was involved with the counter-inaugural demonstrations and the anti-war protests. Considering that they not only closed down the club, but they arrested his wife at home and they seized his bank accounts, sounds like they really had it in for him!
Check out the Hot Lap Dance Club in Wikipedia at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Lap_Dance_Club
They claim they were rated as the Number One strip club in the world. Glad to see that a lawyer can run a good strip club, but too bad it got shut down.
The money laundering charges sound a bit odd. It seems like the prosecutors like to throw in money laundering in every bust.
According to Wikipedia:
"Louis J. Posner (born 1956) is a New York City attorney at law and political activist who has been quoted in MSNBC, CNN and The Washington Post. Posner is most noted as founder of Voter March, the grassroots organization that played a major role in the 2001 Inauguration Day demonstrations against George W. Bush and in seeking voting and electoral reform. Posner organized the first protest against the pending invasion of Iraq at the U.N. on September 12, 2002."
However, I believe his most important contribution is his inspiration for Career Alternatives for Attorneys.