If the Lips Don’t Fit, You Must Acquit?
If you asked people to name sexually liberated Greek islands, many might pick Lesbos. Over the objections of some Lesbos residents, who have even filed a lawsuit over the matter, the name of their beloved island is inextricably linked with lesbian romance (and girl-on-girl action).
But we think Zakynthos also deserves some love, in light of this bizarre crime story. From Reuters:
Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.
The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.
Interesting that the women were charged with prostitution. When we previously wrote about a concubine-seeking Craigslister, one commenter wondered:
I’ve never understood why people don’t offer prostitutes an oral contract (no pun intended) to appear in a porno movie and then throw a camera next the bed during whatever acts go down (pun intended). Technically, the john isn’t paying for sex. Instead it’s art!
Alas, based on the charges in this case, that defense probably wouldn’t fly on Zakynthos. Paying women to have sex with you, then claiming when caught that you’re just filming an X-rated version of Mamma Mia! — by the way, the non-explicit version opens this weekend (yay Meryl!) — is unlikely to get you off, literally or figuratively.
More mildly raunchy discussion — if your sensibilities are delicate, stop reading here — after the jump.
Over at Dlisted, questions have been posed about contest protocols:
[W]hat are the rules in [an oral sex] contest? Whoever deep throats the longest without barfing wins? Does honorable mention go to whoever can lick the n**s with their tongue at the same time? And where can I download an application for next year’s competition? I’ve been training.That being said, I am pleased to announce that next year I will hold the First Annual Dlisted Convention around this time on the beautiful Greek island of Zakynthos. Don’t worry about packing clothes, you will only need condoms, toothpaste and a giant economy size Listerine. Don’t bring floss! Remember! You aren’t supposed to floss before sucking a big dick!
If our two favorite WCL law students still haven’t made their post-bar travel plans, we suggest they check out Zakynthos.
Women arrested in sex competition [Reuters]
Can’t A B**** Enter A Peen Sucking Contest Without Getting Arrested?! [Dlisted]
Earlier: Lawsuit of the Day: What We Talk About When We Talk About … Lesbians?
Kids These Days: Or, Why You Should Always Sign Out of a Public Computer
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Damn....I really wish Kash posted this.
Poopin' in a hat.
This is a pretty crude post; most of the time you're mildly raunchy, bit this one is a bit disgusting.
The island looks beautiful, wish I were there......
Well this sure beats a butter eating competition...
Sucking cock is "disgusting"? Go back to your convent, 1:20.
One of the arrested contestants, who preferred to remain nameless, told reporters: "This blows."
As long as they contested with the spirit of good sportsmanship and fun, I don’t see the problem. Couldn’t they argue that it wasn’t about the money? I would imagine that it wasn’t, considering the incentive’s paucity and the activity.
On a related note:
I’ll be a 1L in the fall. Instead of traveling like many of my peers, I’m working through the summer. How much will I regret this decision, if at all?
I thought "lesbian" came from Lesbia...I suppose if they'd followed Sappho instead they'd be "sapphires"?
"Sucking cock is "disgusting"? Go back to your convent, 1:20."
I almost wasted my coffee everywhere when i read this. I laughed aloud.
Guys in my high school...
Oh wait.
Did they swallow the evidence? I like it when they do that. I would prefer not to contaminate the crime scence, and get my own fingers sticky and wet.
Did they swallow the evidence? I like it when they do that. I would prefer not to contaminate the crime scene, and get my own fingers sticky and wet.
Could someone please let me know where I can find the individuals who can deep throat while simultaenously licking the n*ts? That takes talent and it should be rewarded....
Could someone please let me know where I can find the individuals who can deep throat while simultaenously licking the n*ts? That takes talent and it should be rewarded....
I just want to put it out there that the string of comments above and that are about to ensue may end up being the funniest set of comments of all time on ATL.
8====D
1:51, why does that smiley have such a long nose?
Signed,
1:20
Or at least the funniest in a long time. This blog's really gone to shit.
1:54
"This blog's really gone to shit."
LMAO!!!! That made me laugh quite hard.
A friend of mine won "best oralist" in our law school's moot court competition.
1:46/1:47,
Just call home. Mother's Day was a little while ago, but I bet you can still get her something nice.
everyone knows the greek guys were there as contestants, not judges.
ohhhhhh,,, SNAP!
Brilliant! 1:44-1:54, I thank you for being awesome.
1:56,
In a few months, someone will say of you: "A friend of mine won the Most Clever Comment Award on Above the Law."
Weaksauce.
Interesting. Oratory skills were much appreciated during antiquity by the Greeks and Romans. I think they referred to it as pederasty. Boy (no pun intended), have times changed.
more than 20 comments and nobody has called anybody/anything "TTT". - unusual!
2:05 you are probably the biggest ttt on atl
Zakynthos = TTT
nope, 2:10, that would be you.
UPenn State = TTT
Wait...does all this mean the video won't be posted on the internet now?
2:11 what a comeback. i mean forget about it
Greeks got dat booty juice!
Reminds me of that Elton John song - "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".
The men were charged with "encouraging obscene behavior." Um, yeah. That's pretty much why the internet exists in the first place.
2:32, not according to Algore
Guys at my high school used to hire women for BJ contests all the time. Sometimes, when they couldn't find enough women, they let me be a contestant.
-- GAY FRAT STUD
Perhaps the contestants should have only paid the winner of said contest.
Perhaps the contestants should have only paid the winner of said contest.
Perhaps they should have only paid the winner of said contest.
Boy am I stupid. Sorry for the triple post
Who has bj contests with other guys around? Only in Greece, fellas, only in Greece.
3:37-- I participated in something similar at a sex club in L.A. about 3 years ago. It was hot as hell. No money involved, though, just pride for the winner.
3:53- so what are the rules?
3:53 -- Where you a blower or a blowee?
As a Greek (straight male that is) I have to confess that I'm a little let down that it took until 1:59's comment for the obvious Greek jokes. Oh wait...maybe I'm impressed instead by the restraint on behalf of the ATL posters.
That said, 1:59 made my laugh out loud. Fucker.