Half-Ton Woman Indicted in Slaying
From a tipster: “Wow. Losing her seat really made Judge Halverson go over the edge… Oh, wait, it’s not her. Sorry, honest mistake.”
At almost 1,000 pounds, Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, weighs about twice as much as Judge Halverson.
Half-ton woman indicted in slaying of nephew [CNN]
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1000th. I mean 1st.
Judge Halverson is fat! Ha-ha! OMFG! Fatty!
Okay, I think we get it. Can we please move on now?
"Can we please move on now?"
An electric scooter would certainly help.
"... weighs about twice as much as Judge Halverson."
I seriously doubt that.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - this blog is in the s-h-i-t-t-e-r. At last count, today's stories focused on small penises and fat jokes. I'm going back to bitterlawyer.com. Later suckas.
"Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court. As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody."
At least there's no worry for her being a flight risk.
bitterlawyer = TTT
Ditto 6. Makes you wonder about the six figure bond.
Her nephew must have been really slow.
Bring me Solo and the Wookie! They will all suffer for this outrage!
Did she kill him before eating his body, or simply chew off his head?
I think this was the case in which it was initially thought the child died because she sat on him....
Another Lat fat hate story. Yawn.
She gives new meaning to the concept of house arrest. Perhaps she can concoct a devious escape plan by getting off her fat ass and losing some weight--and perhaps applying some WD-40 to the door frame--and waddling off into the sunset.
Obviously the ATL readership has lost its appetite for reading about fat legal protagonists….
A person that fat will die of natural causes soon enough, rendering the justice procedure moot.
Just save the whole system a bunch of hassle and put her on house arrest.
Man! That's cheap - only $150 a pound!
This is one of those times when we didn't really need a picture with the story.
Wow. Things really are bigger in Texas! Bigger and grosser and, well, damned, girl. Put the buffet down and take a break.
"Her nephew must have been really slow."
Man, murdered 2 year olds are SO FUNNY.
Also, good catch, Lat! It's not the fact that she murdered her 2 year old nephew that makes her so horrifying, it's the fact that she's a fatty! Haha, what a dumb fatty! If she were thin and attractive, it would be totally okay, though, obviously.
20, thank you. Yeah, Lat, this is hilarious.