Non-Sequiturs: 09.04.08
* Bad news for Jack Abramoff: he got four years. Good news for Jack Abramoff: they’ll stipulate that “Tiny” can only bend him over and [redacted] then begin [censored] right before he [dear god no] and tosses his salad. So he’s got that going for him. [WSJ Law Blog]
* A Texas judge invalidated the patent of NuBra, suggesting that a strapless bra that enhances cleavage yet can be worn under sheer clothing is not one of the top ten greatest inventions of this decade. [Fox Business via ABA Journal]
* Is Sarah Palin in favor of jury nullification? [Volokh Conspiracy]
* How come we never hear anything about building a wall across our Canadian border? [Overlawyered; Inside Toronto]
* Is the plaintiff in this case Svetlana Kirilenko from the Sopranos? [Supreme Dicta]
* A lawyer’s guide to reading to your kids, in case you’re up for partner. [National Law Journal (subscription)]
* Detroit, your long sexual nightmare is at an end. Finally the denizens of the city can go back to wishing they were somewhere else in peace and tranquility. [Detroit Free Press]
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Are rape jokes really funny?
"..., in case your [sic] up for partner."
Jesus christ. This is a blog for LAWYERS. Get your fucking homonyms right.
no, rape jokes are not funny.
When last year did Cravath come out with its bonus news? are we getting around to the time of year when firms start announcing?
Elie, you bigot, Abramoff is an Orthodox Jew. That's why he wears his "hat".
No - rape jokes are disgusting and inhumane. Rape in prison is a very serious epidemic and should not be made fun of by the likes of this fat douche
Stop linking to pay sites. I'm a poor associate.
Could you not have redacted tossing the salad?
Jerk.
5. You are totally right. My bad. I thought I was doing what 1,3, and 6 are concerned about. I should have remembered.
Thanks for looking out, I'll edit that out straight away.
Sorry 'bout that.
Elie - even as edited, it's still in really poor taste.
Just one more commenter who thinks that rape jokes aren't funny. Grow the fuck up.
I didn't read it as a rape joke but as a "meta-rape joke."
Yours truly,
Former English major who went to law school because what else was he going to do with an English degree
Chris Rock has an entire routine about the Tossed Salad Man in prison. Everyone loved it. Lighten up people.
... And seriously, enough with the Detroit jokes already.
Bitch toss my salad like corn on the cob.
I need a rimjob; wipe your chin, don't be a slob.
Hos know tossin' my salad is a must.
My salad be more tossed than the dough of a pizza crust.
Why does Abramoff dress like he's in a '20s gangster movie?
Evidently because he's a jew
FOLEY CHICAGO NO-OFFERED THE VAST MAJORITY OF ITS NON-IP 2LS. are they fucking paying you to keep it off ATL?
Not funny. Mystal needs to go. This blog cannot survive with him at the helm.
Dear Elie:
Kiss my ass.
/s/ Detroit Lawyer
ahahahaha oh I get it Abramoff might get raped in prison hahahaha that's a good one, prison rape, lol. Now let me go donate money to Jane Doe, Inc. because apparently rape is only comedy gold when it happens to men in prison.