Non-Sequiturs: 09.30.08
* Would somebody please design an appropriate scoring system so we can gamble on this bracket? [TechCrunch]
* Corporette continues their ongoing series of things every girl needs in her office. Apparently, one pair of panties isn’t enough for today’s working woman. [Corporette]
* Congratulations to Allyson Newton Ho, a member of the Elect (OT 2002 / O’Connor) and wife of Texas Solicitor General Jim Ho, who joins Morgan Lewis as a partner — the latest addition to former Texas SG Ted Cruz’s appellate litigation dream team. [Morgan, Lewis & Bockius]
* The first duty of an in-house counsel really needs to be CYA. [Law and More]
* xoxo, Yale. [Gawker]
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sloppy seconds
WHERE ARE THE IL BAR EXAM RESULTS.
HOW LONG CAN IT TAKE TO JUST EMAIL EVERYONE!?!?!
Hate to break it to you 3, but you failed.
Allyson Newton is HAWT!
Allyson Newton Ho = Epic WGWAG!
That's quite the Ho!
Did Ho propose keeping the panties in office in case she got a suprise all night assignment?
And the relevance of the Blake Lively pic is what exactly?
Why do I still read Gawker?
WGWAG anyone? No white person originally has the last name Ho.
How large is Corporette's office? Sweet Jebus, those extras would take up half of my office.
xoxo Harvard Law is more like it.
I'm pretty sure I'm friends with that guy and was at that party.
I love how the author says to keep a pair of tennis shoes in case, "God forbid another 9/11 should happen," and then throws in "Don't forget white socks." Because the last thing any of us wants to see is someone running for her life from a flame-engulfed building while wearing black socks with her cross-trainers.
Whoever made that bracket spelled Barclays wrong.
FAIL.
I hate ATL for posting the Gawker link. I hate Gawker more for posting the NY Mag link. And I triple hate NY Mag for publishing that crap. And I want the author to DIAF. I've now thrown up all over myself twice and it's not even eleven. Luckily I took corporette's advice and have a nice change of clothes handy for just such an emergency.
Why would Allyson change her name to Ho? Interesting that she clerked for Jacques "Jack" Wiener.
Why would Allyson change her name to Ho? Interesting that she clerked for Jacques "Jack" Wiener.