Lawyer of the Day: Drug Donkey Gets Caught
Jason John Jingleheimer Schmidt Keller is a full service criminal defense attorney. He’s there for you at your arraignment, at your trial, and even when you get the shakes:
According to court documents, Keller, 34, on at least three separate occasions this year, allegedly smuggled heroin, a cell phone and cell phone charger into the Maricopa County Fourth Avenue Jail.
Well, what was he supposed to do? Not provide his clients with a reliable hook up? Obviously he gave his clients all the means to acquire this precious substance on their own and only stepped in when nobody else would mule them the needed medication.
Keller’s clients don’t sound like the kind of guys you say no to:
Some of the inmates are members of a violent criminal street gang, the Mexican Mafia, and at least one is known to be Keller’s client, the Arizona attorney general’s office said.
Hopefully, the Mexican Mafia saved some of their contraband to share with Mr. Donkey Esquire.
Defense attorney faces prison contraband charges [East Valley Tribune]
Attorney charged with smuggling heroin, phones into jail [KTAR]
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"at you trial"? Come on Elie.
If he would bring some smack into my Property class, it would be bearable.
Wow. I guess criminal defense work in and of itself isn't as lucrative as I thought . . . What an idiot!
Guys at my high school got caught smuggling crack in their cracks to crack whores in prison all the time. Then my mom made me go to a different school.
i'm a 1L and i need a job!!!
-nervous T-10 1L
Once you go Mexican you never want sex again.
yes but how does this donkey affect the partners at WILDMAN HARROLD?
5-Can you stop posting "I'm a 1L and I need a Job!!"
You're being a bama....
GOING.............................
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DISBARRED
I wonder if his defense lawyer will try to smuggle some smack into his cage!!!
I suggest in his defense recycling OJ's defense:
If it does not fit, you must acquit.
8 - What is a bama?
If what does not fit? the dope? 11 must = Marcia Clarke.
13: Drugs would appear to be the obvious answer. I would hate to be in the court room for that test.
8: I would assume a bama is a University of Alabama student. I don't really get the comment though. Does Bama have notoriously poor 1L job prospects?
Roll Tide! Beat Kentucky!
"Defendant, please drop your pants, turn around and grab your ankles."
"Bailiff, please shove this bag of heroine up the Plaintiff's rectum."
"Let the record show that the bag does not fit into Defendant's rectum."
"Objection! Insufficent lube has been applied."
"Overruled, Plaintiff testified that he went without lube and lab tests on the bag used to smuggle the heroin into the jailhouse were inconclusive."
--- Thank god for the U.S. court system
Isn't the technical term "mule"?
15 & 12.
12 a bama is you.
15- A bama is not a University of Alabama student. Its you. You bama....
16 - YOU MADE MY DAY!!! LOL
http://abovethelaw.com/2008/08/meet_new_editor_elie_mystal.php
I miss the work of Stephen Glass.
I miss the work of Stephen Glass.
what an ass
It's mean to call him a donkey.
I agree, the new ATL has lowered standards. This is just kicking a guy who is already down.
I'd love to see one of the new ATL editors caught doing something stupid.
Is it just me, or is he kind of hot?
What kind of prison tats do attorneys get?
He is hot....
Just imagine all the hot actions he's going to partake in jail....
24=Drug mule defense attorney
Seriously. That guy is hot.
Here's some honestly constructive criticism. I'm not hatin'. Basic rule of journalism: give us the who, what, when and where right up front. You left out the where. I had to click on the link to find out where this guy was from. The titles of the links didn't even include the location of this story. East Valley what? I didn't know that was an Arizona newspaper. I'd never heard of it.