Morning Docket 10.30.08

* Nebraska doesn’t want your teenagers or kids from other states. The legislature will hold a special session to fix its safe-haven law. [New York Times]

* The DOJ declares Delta and Northwest Airlines man and wife. [Pacific Business News]

* Washington Judge Roger Fisher doesn’t want anything to do with scalded monkeys. [Seattle Times]

* A crazy different take on the effect of the financial crisis on law firms. It’s boom time for lawyers? [Los Angeles Times]

* Dell gets slapped with a $500 million class action suit, accused of discriminating against women and firing workers over 40. Well, come on, it is a tech company… [Dallas Morning News]

* It took a 46-hour baseball game, but Philly has their first champion since Rocky IV. Sober up by Tuesday okay? [ESPN]

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