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Morning Docket 10.02.08

video_camera.jpg* The Senate is ready to bail out. Senate-approved rescue plan will go to the House on Friday. [Washington Post]

* SCOTUS will not revisit its decision on the death penalty for child rapists. Still unconstitutional. [Washington Post]

* “How would you like to be Osama Bin Laden’s lawyer?” [Doyle Reports]

* Two Neiman Marcus employees were having sex at the office. Their manager installed a camera to catch them. Then he fired them. And showed the tape to a few people, including a nationwide online database of security personnel. It’s so wrong, but so right. [Chicago Tribune via AmLaw Daily]

* DUI attorney charged with DUI. Doh. [Overlawyered]

* The Magic Circle firms are better prepared for the economic downturn than their U.S. counterparts. [American Lawyer]

* Judge Elizabeth Halverson’s husband pleads not guilty to attempted murder. With a frying pan. In the bedroom. [Las Vegas Sun]

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 9:47 AM

Funky Cold McFirsty

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2 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 9:48 AM

#2

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3 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 9:51 AM

Halverson's eventual death will be more along the lines of: Colonel BigMac. With arterial plaque. In the aorta.

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4 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 9:57 AM

Halverson's eventual death will be more along the lines of: hilarious.

Anyone out there want to run the numbers and find out how big Halverson's carbon footprint is? Or rather, carbon motorized scooterprint.

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 9:57 AM

What the reputation of WashU Law in the New York CIty BigLaw community?

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 9:59 AM

What the reputation, indeed!

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 10:01 AM

I meant WHAT IS.

8 Posted by TTTroll | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 10:13 AM

"Chalem and Miranda were fired last October 'for engaging in sexual activity with each other in the loss prevention office' on two separate occasions, the suit said."

Jumping to conclusions, perhaps. Is there any proof it wasn't a mutual body cavity search?

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 11:05 AM

I predict Halverson's husband will wok.

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 1:12 PM

Sorry 9, but "Evil Ed" is gonna fry

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, October 2, 2008 4:46 PM

No, he has a skillet attorney.

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