Mugshot of the Day: Don’t Have A Cow
Let me try to explain the picture to the right.
This is a woman.
In a cow suit.
She was caught peeing on a neighbor’s porch.
The cops asked her to stop urinating and sent her home. But later in the day, the police saw her again. This time she was blocking traffic and chasing terrified children.
At which point she was arrested, hence the mugshot.
I’m pretty sure this was the kind of thing that started happening in Rome right before the Visigoths attacked.
By the way, please do not forward this post to Alex Kozinski. Thanks.
Michelle Allen Will Dress As A Cow, Pee On Your Porch And Give You The Best Mug Shot Ever [Guanabee]
Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit [WCPO]
(49) 
Comments
First to say she will milk this for all it is worth.
These udders are making me thirsty!
Pretty good until the Visigoth comment.
This is making me sick to my fourTTTh stomach.
Caption contest!
How now, brown cow?
Stolen from DRUDGE
That's not a woman, that's Elie in blackface.
Guys, be nice. She might have mad cow disease.
I'm a 1L and I want a job!!!
-nervous T-10 1L
That's a woman?? Wow.
Come on Elie...you should know that you would get more comments if this was a caption contest. Please make it one. I need a good laugh today.
Haven't we seen that photo somewhere before - on Judge Kozinski's server, perhaps?
[insert lame GULC joke here]
Guys at my high school used to...
Ah, f* it.
Visigoth comment = best thing ever written by MysTTTal
NOT the FIRST to ask if that's a picture of Elie.
Elie is improving. There aren't any snide comments about Republican agricultural policy in the post. Well done.
Hey 10, why dont you wait until you actually have a real taste of law school until you start complaining about wanting a job.
There's a reason the aba makes 1L's wait until Dec. 1st to apply for jobs.
This woman gave me a hand job; you might say I had beef strokin' off.
Very nice, Elie. More wack-jobs in cow costume stories, please. This is what "legal tabloid" journalism should be.
How was she peeing through the cow suit? Is there a removable flap?
Crack is a curious substance, yes?
An Obama mama in bovine pajamas
how does this affect associates at Wildmann and Harris?
Probably just an udder day for that lady.
24 - WILDMANN HARROLD IS IMMUNE TO RECESSION
I think I am going to go brush my teeth.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
24: You mean Wildman Harrold in Chicago? I worked there for several years: what a group of self-absorbed sociopaths.
Actually, the Visigoths have communicated that they're just waiting on Obama's inauguration before the sacking begins. Good news for the Visigoths: Obama's taken the lead in Pennsylvania!
How did Harrold get the nickname "Wildman"?
EAT MORE CHIKIN.
EAT MORE CHIKIN.
"Every morning, when Romans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Visigoths hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'"
-Emperor Palin
I was too scared to read the post after I looked at the picture of the GULC underneath the title.
I wonder who she's voting for?
Well, not really.
read this on perezhilton.com YESTERDAY
meow.
Does getting arrested in a cow suit decrease my chances at getting a summer associate position with WILDMAN HARROLD?
This stampede of bovine puns is completely uncalled for.
34 = best.post.ever.
Don't worry: Hope & Change will redirect her pee into the toilet. Or at least a non-foodstuff recepticle.
I thought Michelle Obama was allergic to wool...?
38: Being drunk would certainly help your chances.
This Kozinski news is much more interesting.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601127&sid=aJ7bdbVBMUGE&refer=law
I think I read this already. Oh yeah, it was right before I posted a link to it yesterday. See Comment 33:
http://abovethelaw.com/2008/09/ty_clevenger_shanetta_cutlar.php#comments
You got scooped by your own reader. What a jackass.
I don't think "scooped" means what you think it means.
CINCINNATI, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Cow suit? I thought it was urban camouflage...
Handsome woman