1st Year NYC Associates: Please Stop. You're Hurting Me.

The New York State Board of Law Examiners claims that they will be posting results of the July 2008 Bar Exam on Friday.

A tipster reports:

NY bar exam results to be released Friday November 14, 2008 at 9:00 AM and available at http://www.nybarexam.org/.

Another tells us:

Results will be up Friday at 9:00 AM, as per the BOLE website. 2 days left to pray.

A tipster who appears to have inside information says:

MysTTTal. NY Bar results on Friday! Unless you ate them you fat f*&k.

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Shockingly, the NY BOLE website has posted this message:

The July 2008 Exam results will be available online Friday November 14 at 9:00 AM

After the jump, ATL makes a bet.


One particularly deranged tipster who has been bugging us about NY Bar results for over a month offered the ATL editorial board this wager:

BTW, thanks for the line about NY Bar results being nigh at the end of the MD Bar post. My day of epic fail marches even closer. When is the release date? I know Bar/Bri said the 12th at the earliest. Interested in taking me up on the bet I’m making. If I don’t pass, you pay me $20. If I pass, I pay off.

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That’ll be the easiest $20 I’ll ever make.

Meanwhile, many of you are asking questions like:

Last year test takers found out on Thursday and the results were made public on Friday. So do you think they’re changing the format and releasing the results to test takers only on Friday?

I have no idea. As almost all of you will learn very soon, once you pass the bar the synapses possessing all of your bar information commit ritualistic suicide.

In any event, here is something to think about between now and Friday:

Boy, boy, crazy boy.

Stay loose, boy.

Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it.

Turn off the juice, boy.

Go man, go.

But not like a yo-yo schoolboy.

Just play it cool, boy,

Real cool!

Update (11:35): NY BOLE is saying that private look-up happens Friday, public stone throwing happens on Monday.