RMFT!!!!!!!!

first and id bang her.

p.s. 1 = ja

boring

28YO marrying a 30YO woman? Euch, gross. Buying a cow who's best milk-producing years are behind her, the poor fella.

Looks like she has a fivehead,

I wonder how it feels to marry a woman who used to have sex for money.

She's way older than 30.

Yes, Jessica (I'm fucking six guys [for money]) and that clearly horny and shameless dude are a lovely couple indeed. Can one of his friends/co-workers explain to him how Google works?

wow, this is going to be fodder for the assholes on this site who can't find a woman themselves and will surely find a lot to chatter about here. good for them, folks.. good for them.

wow, this is going to be fodder for the assholes on this site who can't find a woman themselves and will surely find a lot to chatter about here. good for them, folks.. good for them.

She was blowing Karl Rove for duckets and he's kissing her on the mouth. Gross.

Charles is an awesome guy! Worked with him this past summer!

yeah, i know him too and he's a cool dude...

Skankilicious!

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/09/no%20laptop%20jessica%20cutler.jpg

I'd hit it.

WGWAG or not WGWAG?

it's gotta be awkward showing up at Milbank knowing that your co-workers have seen your wife naked ... or to a client meeting ... or to a negotiation ... or to a deposition ... or to a trial ...

NINETEENTH!

16 is NSFW.

i think i've met this guy or worked with him? any way, why do we care so much? leave them alone...

i hope i can land such a prestigious wife when i get biglaw!!!

hm...maybe i should just start a sex blog instead. *contemplates life decisions*

-nervous T-10 1L
email job leads to nervoust101l@yahoo.com

so by now we know that nervous T1 is going to use the persona he is building on here to gain some sort of following/14.9 minutes of fame... and use that for job interview icebreakers, right?

Hard to keep your self-respect or the respect of your colleagues after marrying her.

hey guys. i found something better to do instead of worrying about my 1L summer job!

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016

about 10 people in my con law class watch this during the lectures. aren't they cute?!?!?

-nervous T-10 1L
email job leads to nervoust101l@yahoo.com

24 -- get a life.

When will one of his friends tell him he's engaged to a prostitute?

She's marrying Steve Sanders?

I think me and 4 of my friends at GULC ran train on her a party in Georgetown during the winter of '03. I am pretty sure it was her. Karl Rove is not one of my friends.

smokin hot dude.

29 --- i think that was your mom.

Is the Washingtonienne cover her?

I hear the groom is a real c sucker

I hear the groom is a real c sucker

Nah 31 -- Unfortunately my mother is no longer here.

#28..yes, this is Lindsay Price marrying Ian Ziering in the last days of 90210 (the original 90210 of course)

Hey 1L Fucktard,

You're not funny. You never have been. Stop posting recylced bullshit. We're sick of it. You couldn't score a 1L job sucking cock on a street corner in Detroit.

Look into suicide.

-STAG 30

NYU alum? TTT couple. Period.

Just in: Weil matches Skadden.

Her eyes are weird. Also - she is a whore. Do not want.

The guy looks normal enough but I really, really have to question his decision-making abilities. As an associate at a top NY firm, this guy has to be pulling down fairly decent money. He is only 28 and should be playing as hard as he is working. Why the hell get married? Go out and nail a different skank every weekend. As a wise man once told me, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

Ellie wacks off to pictures of Karl Rove eating cupcakes.

STAG 30 is the anti-c sucker, but he lives in a pool house.

43,

STAG 30 never has, and never will, live in a pool house.

"Dwindle, Dwindle, Dwindle.....!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'd tap that (ho's) ass... literally.

But marry it? C'mon. Unless there was some serious family money standing behind it, I'd stick to the 19 year old whores who get all moist just by ordering an appetizer at dinner.

The poor judgment comes from putting himself in a position to be the topic of a post such as this. And also relegating himself to be snickered at behind his back forever.

ease up on the guy. he finally found someone that is a bigger prostitute than he is. so lay off. good luck you two little whores. have great slut children and raise a nice family of c-suckers.

I'd tap that (ho's) ass... literally.

But marry it? C'mon. Unless there was some serious family money standing behind it, I'd stick to the 19 year old whores who get all moist just by ordering an appetizer at dinner.

JT hit that and eluded mention on the blog.

-STAG 30

go find yourself a whore and chill out like this guy did.

Can anyone confirm 39?

Guys in my high school used to fuck 6 dudes at the same time all the time. It was no big deal.

i bet that if we really tried, we can make our comments as crude as elie's posts are pathetic. lets try!!

This blog sucks as much c--k as that dumbass' fiance.

There are a lot of uptight people on this board who really need to get out more. Why are you so offended by this chick, just because she was sleeping with many people at the same time does not make her a bad person, just a very naughty one.

okay, that was me at 53. pretty bad. i am sorry for that comment.

11 and 12 have it right. I sometimes get the impression that the majority of people commenting at this sight are in 8th grade.

Mystal loves that Karl Rove eating cupcakes while dressed like a giant baby porn, big deal.

I think it's great. First, the guy marries a horny bitch, and second she's no lawyer. What's the beef? sounds like a great situation to me.

16 is definately NSFW!

16 is definately NSFW!

Holy shit. She is fucking ugly.

Damn, dat bitch could suck start a camel in a sandstorm.

WGWAG or not WGWAG? Answer please.

23 & 28 = home runs

23 & 28 = home runs

Is it true she loves anal?

She looks like a thai hooker.

Me love you long time! Me so horny!

When is Milbank going to match Cravath already? Can any insiders comment?

Also, how is it that the Milbank layoffs have not been reported?

Number 6, you know nothing about women.

So Mom, I met this girl...

54 - What makes her a bad person is that she was sleeping with many men at the same time for MONEY! You can marry whomever you please, but I'll stay away from former prostitutes myself. Gross.

Jesus, 60, it's just her tits. You make it sound like 16 posted a picture of her in a fiveway with Kash, Lat, Elie and the blond from Alabama who kind of got layed-off. I would add Eliza but we haven't seen a picture of her yet so it's hard to craft the fantasies.

wow, playboy paid that to get naked?

Steve Sanders loves anal so yes. Go ask Kelly she remembers from sophmore year.

Yup,

Guys in my high school used to give girls anal input and marry slut bloggers all the time. It was no big deal.

I would hit it like the angry fist of god. Then hide all my money and drugs and hope she'd leave if I gave her $500 in 'cab fare'.

Apparently, guys will marry anything that will take it in the rear for money...

In an ironic twist, the subject of this blog post actually *IS* a guy from my high school.

71, looking at what this site has become, maybe we should have been nicer to SEN. At least every other post of hers didn't have something to do with race, sexual orientation, or politics...

Mystal loves that Karl Rove eating cupcakes while dressed like a giant baby porn, big deal.

ok. but what i want to know is whether S&C will match skadden.

42--Who doesn't?

I'm guessing the layoffs have hit pretty hard for so many to waste so much time saying so much garbage. Grow up, people.

Nothing like a post about a hooker turned blogger to bring out all the xoxo fucktards.

81 -- Mom? Is that you? Get out of here, you are embarrassing me.

It's not like he didn't have options: http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20081123/Desperately+Seeking+Sugar+Daddies

Did he read her blog before he proposed? She seems like a real keeper. I guess she found a man to put a huge rock on her finger, just like she longed for in her blog.

Admitted prostitute + golddigger = you're just the next rung in her social ladder, Chuckie. I'd get a divorce attorney on retainer asap.

I doubt she would make it very far in family court anyway, given her history. She would get zilch, so she must really love the guy. That's probably why he's marrying her. That and the freakiness.

STAG 30,
You are not a very nice person. I hope you have an unpleasant day and make big mistake on project today.

Suck it, 87.

Jesus, 86, you don't know dick about matrimonial law, do you?

Let's see....NYC Biglaw associate with more money than brains + former prostitute & drug abuser = major divorce case in 5 years or less.

Divorce lawyers to $190K and ATL headlines! Wooooo!!!

This girl is a pump-n-dump.

Maybe he's marrying her because she already gave him herpes?

the guy meets a hot babe, falls in love despite the notorious past, and marries....big deal

unlike 99% of you autoadmitards, the dude has a woman

63:

My understanding is that it is white girls with Asian guys (WGWAG), but I am by no means an expert. This would make this a non-WGWAG relationship.

There is always the possibility, however, that California may interpret its Constitution to confer WGWAG status on this couple. HTH.

Can I get a take on this story from Glascock? Any long term effects to result from losing this oft-frequented 'harbor to glass cocks everywhere' to the throes of matrimony?

Why are we talking about this chink?

-The Prestigious Southerner

i think the Glascock schtick is my favorite on this site. i love the fact that the guy actually exists.

PLEASE NOTE WHEN NSFW.

76: So, please tell us what he used to do all the time!

The "story" is about eight months old:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/28/report-jessica-cutler-was_n_93907.html

That's one bad hat, Harry.

The Glass Cock loves Jessica Cutler. A lot. And by "a lot," I mean frequently.

As a woman, I am not holding Jessica to a double-standard when I say that I would never marry anyone, male or female, who either a) slept with that many people or b) slept with someone for money, let alone both. It's not because he/she is a bad person or a slut or morally evil. It's because he or she must have horrible mental issues, stemming for low self confidence and possibly years abuse, and is therefore not someone I could build a happy family with. There is giving someone the benefit of a doubt and then there is sticking your head in the sand and ignoring glaring warning signs.

In sum, I give it 2-3 years, and I predict it will end with him catching her with another dude. The only question is whether or not that dude will be paying her money for her time, or whether she will just do it for love of the art.

one thing to bang a slut, one thing to bang a whore, another thing to marry a whore and pretend she's not... LOOOOSEERRRR

hate to tell you all...but the most expensive hooker you will ever date is your wife.

99 - learn to read. The story from 8 months ago was recently *updated* to include the engagement stuff. Doi.

So many of these posts make me sad for my male colleagues. Apparently, all women you date are sluts, except your wives, and the wives are just out to get your money. As a female lawyer, I am very glad that I am not married to a fellow lawyer, but apparently that's to be expected, since none of you can handle a strong woman.

104, 99 here: While the date of the update was not *that* apparent, upon further reflection I concede the Half-Skadden of my post. I am drinking accordingly.

I would assume he will catch her with at least 4 guys running a train, a half key of blow and a midget and/or a monkey. At that point, the only questions is whether he kicks her distended ass to the curb or joins in?

104 here. Really, 99? When it says ***UPDATED*** November 25, 2008....that wasn't "*that* apparent"?

Just kidding. Enjoy your drink.

5 dolla... make you holla!

101 = repressed freakshow

normal people have sex as much as possible.

abnormal people post about it on message boards.

You can't make a ho a housewife, and you sure as hell can't make her husband a partner.

Ms. Cutler seems to be ringing up all her old gossip blogger friends and publicizing this to high heaven. Mazel tov, honey, but you're f'n up your hubby's future job prospects. I can only assume she's expecting enough incoming royalties from that TV project to bankroll the both of them, or else her judgment is even worse than I might've guessed.

How will this hurt his career prospects? Seriously, I just don't see this hurting him. Sure people may "break his balls" about it a little bit, but he won't be denied partnership because of his wife's past.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_Nh7bici1D14/RbH7RkIX-YI/AAAAAAAAAZU/7USF3WdHyFg/s1600-h/9.jpg

First.

Why are we even talking about the partnership prospects of someone just finishing up his first year as an associate? It's going to take him at least another 8-10 years to even get a bite at the apple, given how few people make partner at Milbank (and other New York firms in general).

Anyone find it ironic that a bankruptcy associate is marrying someone who filed for bankruptcy to shield her assets from a lawsuit?

Savy move. She married into the only class making money right now -- bankruptcy lawyers.

110: I don't think that having sex at every available opportunity makes one "normal". I'm not sure what your definition of "normal" is.

He's a 28 year old big firm lawyer in NYC. He is living the life, going out to nice clubs and banging hot women like he should.

Oh no. He decides to marry an over-the-hill (30), ex-whore who was fucking 6 men at once and lived to write about it. If he wanted to fuck her just to say he did, I'd understand (though pretty risky), but marriage? Wow, talk about stupid.

#112 - on the plus side, this puts "performance review" in a new light.

#118 - maybe she's the first chick he ever f*cked, or the best f*ck he ever had?

Elie, I think you assumed too much by thinking that commenters could be mature about this. This poor associate is getting called all sorts of names as is his future wife. I don't know him, but I'm sure he doesn't deserve to have his colleagues and bosses and friends see this kind of talk about him. Being an associate in biglaw shouldn't subject you to ridicule on a website.

I think you should either delete the post are start deleting comments.

creampie , every night

Quit the biglaw job, move into a shithole apartment in Newark, cancel the lease on the car, and stop going anywhere on vacation and see how much your wife is not in it for the money.

120 - good point, but with a few exceptions for the truly psychotic posters, nobody on this board is saying anything that his colleagues aren't already thinking. Fact is, marrying this woman will make him the subject of ridicule. If he loves her so much that he doesn't care, good for him. Otherwise, he might be better off seeing this, thinking about this decision a little more, and maybe cutting his losses.

120 -

123 is too lenient in his review of your post. This man is marrying a former prostitute and someone who is so desperate for the spotlight that she went online and told 'the internet'...then wrote a book about it!

Who are you? How silly can you be? If you marry a celebrity prostitute, how can you then turn around and demand privacy and respect from contemporaries?

As has been stated numerous times before, a whore is not a housewife. This guy has been seduced by the power of her sexual prowess given his limited sexual experience, and she is going to burn his ass in the long run. I feel it appropriate to point this out now (albeit in a more tactful manner) but you don't have any grounds to silence anyone on this site.

Right. You're posting all this because it's in his best interests. Because you're such good friends.

124 is a genius.

- STAG 30

In all candor, I had an "appointment" with this woman and is cost me $1900. This was quite some time ago and she is a lot older than she lets on. Very skilled. Kudos to my associate.

-Partner at a major NYC firm that rhymes with Fillbank.

Is this woman a virgin? If so, I will pay her $1K with proper proof.

I saw this woman's picture. I take it back. She has been around the block MANY times.

The girl who has been around the block is often the girl next door. The point is, your mother is a ho-bag.

Mr. Rubio,

Nice job. You are going to have more fun than 99% of the people posting here.

GET A PRE-NUP AGREEMENT YOU BIGLAW FUCKNUT!!!!!!

Good luck.

Chuck was one of my older bro's best friends in HS. It's bizarre to read about him in gossip columns. Not that I knew him that well or anything. I just saw him around cause of my brother.

Geez people, did any of you consider the fact that they might actually be in love? So her past is questionable, who cares? There's more to marriage then money and sex.

For the love of God, please, let this be the last post. . .

At least he knows she's game for anal.