Nevada to Halverson: Go Away and Never Come Back
The Nevada Judicial Discipline Commission has done a great public service. They have collected all of the faults of (former) Judge Elizabeth Halverson into one 28-page document.
The commission found:
No employee, even those inured to a judge’s mercurial temperament and foul mouth should have to experience what Judge Halverson made her immediate staff live and work through on a routine basis.
Halverson — who maintains her innocence — has 15 days to appeal the decision.
Could this be the end of the public’s fascination with Judge Halverson? Unlikely.
But what is she going to do now? She’s going to need food, shelter, and most likely a pliant slave with massage expertise. Any ideas on an alternative career for ATL’s favorite judge?
DISCIPLINE COMMISSION: Halverson removed from bench [Las Vegas Review-Journal]
Discipline Body Removes Judge Halverson, Citing ‘Bizarre’ Staff Treatment [ABA Journal]
In re Elizabeth Halverson.pdf
Earlier: Prior ATL coverage of Judge Halverson
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Fatty fatty fat fat!
Fatty fatty fat fat!
They just loaded Halverson onto a flatbed for her cross country journey to DC to begin her stint as a GULC professor. Her class on the rights of food will start in January.
I nominate Nervous T10-1L for the pliant slave position.
I bet even a pyrex Glass Cock would break off hittin' THAT.
Wait for it...Solo and the Wookie will suffer for this outrage!
Halverson's revenge = Halverson actually eating any and all NYC bonuses and then giving Rodgy Cohen a big fat Halverson steamer on his chest.
Elie have you ever considered buying the Halverson-endorsed Little Rascal Scooter? It would enable you to walk from your computer to the vending machine without losing your breath.
*withdraws application to be judge halverson's clerk*
there's only one large person i answer to.
*gently nuzzles elie in hopes of getting a summer job at atl*
-nervous T-10 1L
email job leads to nervoust101l@yahoo.com
Doesn't she play Dale the Whale on Monk?
Can she sing?
Halverson to High School Musical 4!
Just what the heck is it with these fat chicks?
public's fascination? more like ATL editor fascination.
CRAP!!!!
I just responded to a Las Vegas Craigslist ad to be her personal motorized Rascal (in private). Now what am I going to to with this TTT degree?
ATL to Mystal: Go Away and Never Come Back!
Mystal, why must you worm a LotR pun into every post? Do you sit at home endlessly watching the movies every night, while consuming your junk food?
HELP: I'm falling in love with my co-worker! I've talked to her thrice. Whatever shall I do?
Mystal vs. Halverson
"The Spat of the Fat"
2 will enter...1 will be eaten.
MGM Grand
New Years Eve
I'd hit it. What, you wouldn't?
it's going to take a lot of effort to remove her from the bench...
Maybe she can contact those Somali pirates about obtaining that tanker for shelter. A ship of that size is almost large enough to house her and store her food.
18: Bang things!
20: Agreed, she's definitely a 1 on the binary
22-
Maybe she should just return to the ocean--that's the only earthly environment capable of sustaining something of her size.
2 Halversons 1 Cup
Happy holidays everyone.
I'm standing up for the sister. No justice, no pizza!
Did they need a crane to remove her from the bench?
Outstanding Two Towers reference, Elie. 180!
Victoria's Secret is always looking for models.
Michelle Obama, Judge Halverson and a double dong dildo = Vote No on 8 !
@25
as long as she stays away from the horn of africa--somali pirates might mistake her for an oil tanker
26: I just threw up in my mouth.
Ellie- you were looking for someone who was willing to overlook certain "body image issues". I think you're in!
I hear SeaWorld would take of her
Pfft, she's no Carol Yager ...
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm
3- highly credited
26 -- Jesus F'in Christ -- Disgusting, and at lunch time too. I think I might just tackle a bus now to get that image out of my head.
She could help replenish the manatee population
I don't understand the picture above. What does Elie riding a rascal have to do with Judge Halverson?
29,
Except for the fact that, completely predictably, he screwed up the quote, which is "Leave now and never come back." Good thing I was already sitting down, or someone would have had to pick me up off the floor.
10 - nice reference!!
1. A
1. ATL columnist;
2. Reality TV show star.
In that order.
Actually saw her in person at the Trader Joe's when visiting some family in LV. She is huge, but not as huge as I would have expected. Her red-faced slob of a husband was there pushing the cart. He gave off a real aura of loserdom.
Dear 45: What was her total tab at Trader Joes and what was in the cart?
I am thinking five figures and that she mainly bought macaroons.
Stars in a remake of Hair Spray.
I'm hot for Halverson.
"NO FAT CHICKS."
-Nevada Judicial Discipline Commission
This fucking cow should have her own TV show. It will be a cross between Judge Judy and The Blob.
From the series of tell us what you really think...
"The evidence makes it clear tha thaving been thrown a proverbial rope by the chief judge that could have been used to save her form professionally drowinign in her own sea of inexperience as a litigator, her lack of technical knowledge in the area of criminal trial procedure an dher limited and stilted interpersonal skills, Judge Halverson chose not to grab onto the rope. Instead, she chose to sink and she chose to try to pull the distrct court down with her."