1st Year NYC Associates: Please Stop. You’re Hurting Me.
The New York State Board of Law Examiners claims that they will be posting results of the July 2008 Bar Exam on Friday.
A tipster reports:
NY bar exam results to be released Friday November 14, 2008 at 9:00 AM and available at http://www.nybarexam.org/.
Another tells us:
Results will be up Friday at 9:00 AM, as per the BOLE website. 2 days left to pray.
A tipster who appears to have inside information says:
MysTTTal. NY Bar results on Friday! Unless you ate them you fat f*&k.
Shockingly, the NY BOLE website has posted this message:
The July 2008 Exam results will be available online Friday November 14 at 9:00 AM
After the jump, ATL makes a bet.
One particularly deranged tipster who has been bugging us about NY Bar results for over a month offered the ATL editorial board this wager:
BTW, thanks for the line about NY Bar results being nigh at the end of the MD Bar post. My day of epic fail marches even closer. When is the release date? I know Bar/Bri said the 12th at the earliest. Interested in taking me up on the bet I’m making. If I don’t pass, you pay me $20. If I pass, I pay off.
That’ll be the easiest $20 I’ll ever make.
Meanwhile, many of you are asking questions like:
Last year test takers found out on Thursday and the results were made public on Friday. So do you think they’re changing the format and releasing the results to test takers only on Friday?
I have no idea. As almost all of you will learn very soon, once you pass the bar the synapses possessing all of your bar information commit ritualistic suicide.
In any event, here is something to think about between now and Friday:
Boy, boy, crazy boy.
Stay loose, boy.
Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it.
Turn off the juice, boy.
Go man, go.
But not like a yo-yo schoolboy.
Just play it cool, boy,
Real cool!
Update (11:35): NY BOLE is saying that private look-up happens Friday, public stone throwing happens on Monday.
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Comments
First?
"MysTTTal. NY Bar results on Friday! Unless you ate them you fat f*&k."
Awesome.
Latham NY is laying off associates.
Last year, they posted the results through a "private lookup" a few days before the public posting (which I believe is on a Friday). Wonder if they plan on doing the same this year.
"Meanwhile, many of your are asking questions like"
You really do suck at this job.
"your are" ???
Elie, you amused me today. I'm not sure why you engage all of these idiots, but just because a bunch of neurotic first years (who are really still law students, especially because there is not a lot for them to do at a lot of firms) badger you about results doesn't mean that you need to respond to them.
The tipster who called Elie a fat fuck is an idiot. Test results have neither transfats nor delicious glaze or crispy skin. Elie wouldn't move his fat ass to eat something with no artery cloggitude.
"Meanwhile, many of your are asking questions like:"
you are getting better Elie..but still need some work...you are
Elie is sucking more each passing day.
MysTTTal, why can you not do anything correctly the first time? Why can't you write at a basic high school level? Why must others constantly correct your lazy, inconsiderate ass?
You aren't dumb (though you aren't especially intelligent), you're something far worse: sloppy.
You and that other piece of dumbed down HLS trash, Phil TTTelfeyan, who was too lazy and sloppy to even walk around the statue on which he based his note, share a common weakness. Shape up, or ship the fuck out!
You gotta have some respect for Elie for posting the comment re: eating the bar results.
I just called the BOLE and spoke to a very annoyed receptionist. She stated that the private lookup date is on friday and the results go public on monday.
New York to $190K!!!
Long-time reader and frequent critic here: Mystal has done much better this week. He still makes mistakes, but is clearly improving. I'd like to think his election related Obama frottage was the nadir of his tenure as EIC.
So when do the NY Bar results come out?
$50 says NY bar results are posted by the end of the week.
All you ATL'ers who have already passed, crash the site so they can't get their results!
BigLaw is going to fire all 1st years that don't pass on the first try this time - screw this economy!
URMs to 60% NY Bar pass rate!
Props to Elie. We're a bunch of whining bastards. Somebody confirm Latham layoffs.
12 - Totally agree. That's the first time I have ever laughed at something MysTTTal posted.
Cut the blubbering, the S.Ct ruled in favor of you seamen and your submarine games.
Another reason to impeach Scalia and Thomas.
Save the Whales (and MysTTTal too).
Latham NY is not laying off
Anyone who fails the bar is an idiot or an irresponsible slacker or both.
Latham is definitely not laying off in NY
"Jokes" about Elie being fat are TTT.
False rumor that Latham NY is laying off.
Latham NY = TTT
False rumor that Latham NY is laying off.
Latham NY is still hiring.
stealth Latham layoff rumors confirmed by IRL source who works there.
I heard about stealth layoffs recently (not this week) at MWE NYC from someone who works there.
Anyone know about this?
K&L Gates been reported on? I was in the elevator with a bunch of staff people last night who were talking about a ton of layoffs that just happened. Not the most credible info, but thought I'd pass it along.
What is a "private lookup"? Do we have to enter a BOLE ID or something?
32 - b**lsh*t
Latham:BigLaw::GULC:law schools
NY to $19!!! (an hour)
Anyone know people who passed NJ and failed NY?
35 - yes you need it to look up results
The picture is of the Sharks but the song is by the Jets. WTF?! MysTTTal!
I passed NJ and failed NY (1st time) but passed CA 1st time.
36 - you're lucky you haven't heard yet. That's why they are called stealth. You stay on the island.
What about the impending Milbank layoffs?
Noon EST and still not even an open thread on the new S.Ct. term decisions.
Lat....!
*nervously wonders if i'll pass the bar in two and a half years...realizes i better focus on a job first*
-nervous T-10 1L
email job leads to nervoust101l@yahoo.com
Should I even apply to Latham for a job next summer or is there no need for a safety interview?
-GW 1L
http://www.nybarexam.org/Default.html
47 - Dude, wake up, you go to GW...
Let's all check the BOLE website on Thursday night and Friday morning so it crashes and the NY Tards will have to wait longer to learn that they failed.
How does the private lookup work? I don't remember my seat number or anything. Do they do it by SSN?
The private July 2008 Exam results will be available online Friday November 14 2008 at 9:00 AM.
The general public lookup will be available Monday, November 17, 2008.
nervous T-10 1L sucks.
sign in using your BOLE ID# and birth month/year
sign in using your BOLE ID# and birth month/year
NY bar results will be posted on Friday.
Buffalo law alums who took the NY bar will have their results posted on November 31.
that last line in the post was awesome.
You know what would be hilarious and new? Someone should criticize the blogger for making typos! That way we can show the world how clever we are and how stupid the blogger is. I know it sounds crazy but just try it. Its going to be great.
Elie, how do you know you'll win the bet? Plenty of people fail the New York bar...
59: MysTTTal was confused by the wording and thought he'd win $20 if the poster failed.
People have been trying to start rumors about Latham for awhile. It's strange they would inspire any particular animus.
GW to TTT
I think this is a smart move on the NY BOLE's part. If it's bad news, then people are obviously going to be extremely upset. At least they'll have the weekend to come to terms with the news before it becomes public knowledge.
Best of luck to all.
Skadden NY is laying off
STB NY is laying off.
64 -- BS. Skadden NY is hiring laterals left and right
Weil NY is laying off.
Weak. Everyone knows that the one that matters is the CA bar which is out Nov. 21st.
Your mom is laying off men all over town
MWE already laid off people in May or June, Milbank laid people off in May too. You'll note they have a hiring freeze, which 99% of the time conincides with massive layoffs. about two thirds of the VaulTTT 30-50 have had layoffs of one sort or another.
F Skadden and Latham, is WILDMAN HARROLD laying off?
Kirkland and Ellis doing stealth layoffs.
SkaddenDC still doing stealth layoffs.
I heard that WILDMAN laid HARROLD off -- can anyone please confirm?
Guys I went to SkaddenDC with used to put on gang-war ballets all the time. They were all a bunch of homeowners, but it was no big deal.
74% of rumors about layoffs are true
skadden dc to 190!
SkaddenDC to 190!
190 layoffs, that is
I heard that Fried Frank is laying off 40 associates from corporate? Any news?
If you are thinking about law school, don't go. Look above and below--this is what happens to you.
Cleary is laying off!!
Did anyone receive an email directly from the NY BOLE stating when the results would be available?
81: Sanest thing I've read all day.
- California taker still waiting and waiting and waiting
Nice job taking the piss and exposing it as ridiculous.
Elie's typos are intentional troll bait to increase comments.
Mo' attacks = mo' comments = mo' money.
So you see, he wants - no, needs - attacks on his stupidity, laziness, sloppiness, suckitude, fatness, stinky funk, man-titties, french fry oil I.V.s, cottage cheese ass, thunder thighs, doughnut inhalation, potato chip worship, excessive skin folds, borderline retardation, etc. . .
I know what you're thinking after reading this post, Elie. You're welcome.
Posting this on Friday, November 14th at 10:46AM EST:
a) the NY BOLE site is DOWN!
b) ALL phone lines for NY BOLE are "Unavailable"
NY BOLE, with it's FUBAR'D July 2007 Exam and now an Epic Fail SITE CRASH on the DATE of Results has now proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it is an inept & archaic machine that does NOTHING to prove the "worth" or "potential" of a JD
... but keep asking questions about RAP; buncha f-tards
now that all the whiny ny folks have gotten their results, can we pls get some chatter on California. Seriously, I summered in New York and didn't go back because I couldn't stand that douchebaggery of so many of the young attys and summer associates. So, ATL, come on.. what's the word with CA?
If 90% pass, wouldn't it be easier to post a short list of the 10% that flunk?