Morning Docket 11.27.08
[Ed. note: Happy Thanksgiving, ATL readers. We’ll be posting sporadically today and tomorrow, as the spirit of the turkey moves us. Singles, if you’ve got holiday down time, check out ATL Courtship Connections.]
* MySpace cyberbully verdict. Lori Drew found guilty of three computer fraud misdemeanor charges, with deadlock on the conspiracy felony. [New York Times]
* Being an attorney won’t protect you from being tased. Tampa lawyer Carl Roland Hayes became irate and verbally abusive at a community board meeting, slapped an officer in the face, started fightin’ and flailin’, and then got the taser. Twice. [Tampa Tribune]
* “More legal work moves to India, including ‘sexy stuffs.” [Wall Street Journal Law Blog]
* U.S. District Court Judge Michael Mosman gives the death penalty to sea lions in Oregon. [Seattle Times]
* Heath Ledger “Law and Order” episode in the works. [Boston Herald]
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Comments
Pace yourself...
terrorist attack in India. hundreds dead, hundreds more injured. hostages. but all i care about is how much i will get as bonus on top of my 230K salary. will S&C match skadden?
how many people are working tomorrow?
3, the correct question is how many people are working today. Despite my lackluster bonus, the idiot partner I work for said I needed to get a certain thing done today. And I'll be in tomorrow. And Saturday. And Sunday.
Stupid CSM. I'm leaving as soon as I get my bonus. The only good thing about this place is the prestige that I have on my resume...
Eat my tasty butthole for Thanksgiving.
And suck my glassy cock for Christmas!
No thanksgiving for me!
4- sorry...you should order a thanksgiving feast from some catering place and bill it to your client
I filled out the survey. When do I get matched with a sane, hot attorney?
Hey Glass Cock, are you ever going to explain why you have a vendetta against the real Glascock? What gives? Is it just that he has a funny name? Or are you a bitter ex-Thelen associate?
My firm has a fancy new gadget called a "printer." It allows me to take work home with me, instead of going into the office on the weekend.
Sullivans are to follow Skadden. News just in from a friend there!
Daily Thanksgiving Math Reminder:
Cravath = (Skadden / 2) - prestige + low associate moral + less pay than V50 firms soon to follow Skadden
there's a world out there and it's imploding. get your heads out of your a**es and suck it up - you'll get a smaller bonus this year - big f'ing deal!
*wishes i had someone to eat thanksgiving dinner with...elie never returned my calls*
:(
*spends day toiling away at outlines while crying*
-nervous T-10 1L
email job leads to nervoust101l@yahoo.com
Today's events = bill, bill, bill
Today's human interaction = the voices I hear coming from the football game on tv
Today's Thanksgiving dinner = spaghetti
Sincerely,
Lonely, overworked biglaw associate
Anyone else working alone from home today?
10-
Former Thelen and current Orrick partner the Glass Cock here, answering your question about my name. Vendetta? Heavens no! The one you refer to as the "real Glascock" is a decent man and an excellent attorney, there is nothing that warrants any ill words or actions against him. I am a Glass Cock out of admiration and honor to the fine name that is the butt of so many ill advised jokes.
Glass Cock wishing you all a happy Thanksgiving.
2, you are a fucking asshole. That is all I have to say.
18 's pussy hurts
"sexy stuffs"? Does anyone at this blog proofread anything anymore?
19's one nut is numb.
YEAH fuck those sea lions
@20: I don't think you realize that erroneously pluralizing "stuff" is the new thing to do in English slang.
18, i think 2 was being sarcastic. i think 2 and 14 are expressing the same sentiment.