A Depressing "Happy Holidays" from Grodsky & Olecki

California firm Grodsky & Olecki likes to have fun with its annual end-of-the-year holiday card. The firm likes them so much that it keeps cards dating back to 2003 archived on its site. In recent years, the firm has humorously touched on the Writers Guild strike, red state-blue state divide, and malfunctioning voting machines. Suffice to say, the firm has a quirky sense of humor.

This year’s card is edgy, and certainly less cloying than Cadwalader’s. Here’s the gloomy front of the card:

Shouldn’t J.P. Morgan’s name really be on that certificate, c/o the American taxpayer? And do we actually want to be reminded of bail-outs in holiday cards this season? To lift your spirits again, check out name partner Allen Grodsky doing a yoga headstand pose on his bio page.

And check out the festive (at least in coloration) backside of the card, after the jump.


Here’s the flip side of the card. It seems like the left and the right should be reversed, but we quibble:

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Though it says “whichever side you’re on, we hope your stock rises,” those sympathetic to the stickers on the right have seen a greater appreciation in their assets in the last few months. We hope this doesn’t scare away Grodsky’s Republican clients.

Earlier: Cadwalader: Where ‘Human Resources’ Is a Term of Art

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