If you thought the Kirkland & Ellis holiday party reminder was out of step with these sober times, here’s an invitation you might find more appropriate:
Quips our tipster: “Nothing says ‘holiday cheer’ like preemptive admonitions against bringing anyone to the party you might actually WANT to talk to, driving home Toonces the Cat-style, or groping your peers.”
P.S. In fairness, the “no spouses / guests” policy is par for the course at firm holiday parties. Most firms aren’t as nice as Kaye Scholer on this score.
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