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Morning Docket 1.2.09

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* London-based law firm Linklaters was the leading law firm in mergers and acquisitions this year, taking the number 1 title from Sullivan and Cromwell. [Bloomberg]

* Former UK attorney general Lord Goldsmith says the UK should take in prisoners from the Guantanamo Bay prison camp if it will help the U.S. close the prison. [BBC News] Australia is not likely to take any prisoners says prime minister Kevin Rudd. The U.S. has asked a 100 countries to help clear the prison. [BBC News]

* Guinea pigs may smell bad but should you go to jail for owning one? Probationers in California could end up in jail for failing to report owning harmless pets like hamsters or goldfish thanks to a ruling by the California Supreme Court. [San Francisco Chronicle]

* A chinese court convicted 11 people for running a counterfeiting ring that “manufactured and distributed pirated Microsoft software throughout the world.” [The New York Times]

* Associates were not the only people in the legal community that were displeased with compensation this year. Federal judges lost their request to Congress for a pay raise to account for inflation. Chief Justice John Roberts says the frightfully low pay for judges threatens the quality of the court. [The Los Angeles Times]

* Life at law firms is not looking good for 2009, sorry to say. Lay-offs and lower bonuses will likely continue in the New Year. On the bright side—less work could help you meet that New Year’s resolution to go to the gym. [The Chicago Tribune]

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 8:54 AM

Dude.. spellcheck pls.

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2 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 9:05 AM

Federal judges are complaining about pay, when they make six figures and work fewer hours than Biglaw attorneys.

The problem is not that judges are underpaid, it's that Biglaw lawyers are overpaid.

3 Posted by Maurice Levy | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 9:17 AM

"Guinea pig's may"?

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4 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 9:17 AM

"guinea pig's"....argh. You're killin' me Gray.

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 9:26 AM

I believe that is a picture of a hamster, not a guinea pig referenced in one of the items.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 9:52 AM

Even so, linklaters still blows.

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 9:53 AM

1. What does the University of Kentucky want with Gitmo detainees nohow?

2. Hamster on a piano: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzTfgds0UI&eurl=http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8008

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 10:00 AM

That's a hamster for sure.

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 11:50 AM

"a 100"?
"chinese"?
Seriously though, those are just the glaring errors left after the apostrophic correction.

Screw 190k -- Gray to pre-k!

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 1:49 PM

Linklaters > S&C

S&C = TTT

11 Posted by Pacific Reporter | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 3:12 PM

Could owning a hamster be your 3rd strike?

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 6:54 PM

It should be noted that Lord Goldsmith is currently the chair of Debevoise's European litigation practice.

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13 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, January 2, 2009 8:22 PM

why does linklaters blow?

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