Non-Sequiturs: 1.02.09

* Joe the Plumber finally makes it all the way to the top … tax story of 2008 at least. [TaxProf Blog]

* Apparently there’s a law firm out there that goes by the name of “Real Lawyers at Affordable Prices, Fresno.” [Legal Pad]

* If there was one place you should talk like a lawyer, I thought it would be while you were in police custody. If there were two places you should talk like a lawyer, I thought the second place would be “in court.” But maybe I’m wrong. [ABA Journal]

* Not all cigarettes have to be “light” cigarettes. This is great news for teenage smokers who still wish to distinguish themselves from far less cool adult smokers. [The Volokh Conspiracy]

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