Ann Althouse: Engaged to Commenter from Her Blog
Ann Althouse, law professor, blogger, from ATL Idol judge, has gotten engaged to a commenter on her blog.
Thank God I’m married. Seriously. I’m so glad that I don’t have to look for love in the comments. Thank you, sweet chocolate Easter Bunny Jesus. I will sacrifice a dozen colored eggs in your honor.
Andrew Sullivan has the bare bones facts:
Ann Althouse gets engaged to … a commenter on her blog. The post that got the ball rolling. Ten days of emailing … and she was ready.
And here’s part of Althouse’s response to Mr. Sullivan:
Andrew, I don’t think you’ve understood the time line here. And why link to the nasty Pandagon on this one? Your post is really disrespectful to me. If you’d watched the Bloggingheads you linked to, you’d know that my fiancĂ© is someone who has interacted with me in writing on my blog for more than 4 years. We decided to meet in person after an exchange of email in December. We met in January and then, after a some additional email, decided to meet again in mid-February, and then we fell in love. We decided to get married after 2 more weekends and a 10-day spring break.
Well Ann, you have our congratulations. And since I don’t know what else to say, I’ve just turned on the LEWW-signal. Maybe we’ll get some expert commentary shortly.
Update (2:37): After the jump, LEWW answers the call and weighs in.
No Comment Possible [Daily Dish]
Love in the Time of Commenters [Bloggingheads]
Uh Oh. [Althouse]
Here’s what our very own Legal Eagle Wedding Watcher has to say:
What really strikes LEWW about the Althouse engagement isn’t the heedless trailer-park lunacy of pledging your troth to someone you first laid eyes on in January. It’s also not Andrew Sullivan’s alleged heterophobia, or the fact that Althouse’s diamond is a genuine Canard (as in “Canardly see it”).What really bothers—and baffles—us is that Althouse has stated her intention to forgo the guaranteed attention/drama/self-promotion goldmine of an actual wedding, opting instead to marry her commenting swain in tasteful seclusion. The legal wedding-watching community will be poorer as a result. Ann, we beg you: At least register for something crazy.
In all seriousness, LEWW loves love. We wish Althouse and her beau the best, and we remind readers that there are far tackier ways to fall in love than through the written word. Also, many of the weddings we comment on will end in divorce, including some where the bride and groom have known each other longer than three minutes. Congratulations, Ann — and if you change your mind about the wedding thing, please send photos.




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althouse is a troll
#2 to the troll
Welcome to two weeks ago. Too bad you had to stoop to paying attention to Andrew Sullivan to get the scoop.
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Althouse is a crazy. I can never bring myself to take anything she writes seriously ... because she always gets so sidetracked talking about stupid bullshit. This is just further proof of her attention whoring crazy coming out to play.
Can someone please put the photo of Ann Althouse after the jump, and put a NSFW label on the link to get there? I just threw up a ketchup-like substance all over the troll hiding under my desk.
I love that her defensive response to Sullivan's comment about how naive and ill-considered this life-choice was pointed to the fact that the couple spent "spring break" together.
Can someone please put the photo of Ann Althouse after the jump, and put a NSFW label on the link to get there? I just threw up a mustard-like substance all over the troll hiding under my desk.
Can someone please put the photo of Ann Althouse after the jump, and put a NSFW label on the link to get there? I just threw up a relish-like substance all over the troll hiding under my desk.
Can someone please put the photo of Ann Althouse after the jump, and put a NSFW label on the link to get there? I just threw up a horseradish-like substance all over the troll hiding under my desk.
Can someone please put the photo of Ann Althouse after the jump, and put a NSFW label on the link to get there? I just threw up a Rule-11-like substance all over the troll hiding under my desk.
Can someone please put the photo of Ann Althouse after the jump, and put a NSFW label on the link to get there? I just threw up a Althouse-like substance all over the troll hiding under my desk.
That means there's hope for me and Kash!
Can we get a post about Gibson Dunn start dates?
Shouldn't the "from" in the first sentence be "former"?
I was told I would be first to marry Althouse.
-'09 WolfBlock Summer
Who is Elie married to? A Subway footlong meatball sandwich on white?
I live by the sward...
I take my boys everywhere I go because I'm paranoid
I'd hit it once. For sport, mind you.
How about a post re: Friday's Jones Day call to 3Ls about delayed start dates? Or anything remotely relevant to the legal community? This blog has deteriorated rapidly in the past year. You couldn't find an advance scoop here if somebody punched Elie in the face with it.
22 - It's Bushwick Bill -- with a "k", not an "h"
Bushwich sounds like something you'd see in a porn movie.
I will send her a wedding gift basket of asslobsters and platypi.
Yeah, Elie is married?
Pics anyone?
21: That's racist! Moderators, please delete this offensive post.
@25
Not to mention that Bushwick Bill didn't drop that line in the song, it was Willie D.
Sounds like the sort of thing only other law bloggers could ever care about. Like when the news covers news coverage. Snore.
Hi Kash/Marin/Laurie,
My name is guest. I'm a HUGE fan of your writing (plus you're gorgeous) and I think there is the potential for something more. If you feel it too, respond to this post so we can go on a spring break trip together just to see where it goes.
XOXOXO,
Guest
I am Elie's spouse. Please understand that HE is the wife and I am the husband. Now you understand the attraction. If not, then you must watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cru2_2cLqWk
*patiently waits for elie to divorce his spouse and run into my arms*
-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa
24, we all understand that you are upset jones day is having you show up a little bit later. keep in mind, though, that a delayed start date is not a layoff will not get you too much sympathy. please post to an open thread about how fucked 3Ls are.
Althouse's fiancee is the real nutbag. I spent more that a few spring breaks with horny cougars. Your just supposed to bang 'em for a week and leave 'em. Marriage should never enter the equation.
Althouse is a hottie. Bona fide MILF (if she has kids). Lucky dood, her new husband is.
Elie - you might be married, but that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy have a lobster eaten out of your ass on the DL.
I'm confused. Does this mean that Kash wants to marry me?
I had sex with a platypus once and my life has never been the same since.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
This is precisely the boost I needed to reinvigorate my pursuit of Eugene Volokh. (I'll settle for Sasha, if need be).
22 - best meme ever . . .
all of these people - althouse, sullivan, cohen, and especially the dumb fucks at pandagon - are exactly the kind of people I would never have to know existed if not for the Internet. so I say - FUCK YOU INTERNET
10 et al. - I am a BigLaw gnome, not a troll. I finish your doc reviews for you after you pass out during your bouts of auto-erotic asphyxiation at 3AM on a Saturday. So please stop barfing condiments, FRCPs and mediocre blogger type substances on me, or I will totally f-up your priv log.
1. Finish Priv Log
2. ???
3. Get fired!!
"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."
"Thank God I'm married. Seriously. I'm so glad that I don't have to look for love in the comments."
Elie, it may be too late, but please grow up.
I believe every word of how Althouse describes her courtship, and my first and only question is: WTF???
I take that back, one more question: how does Paris Hilton manage to avoid this, but not you?
wasnt she once married to the crazy f*&$ from the wall street journal?
Wow. Just think how rough this is for her son?
Wow. Just think how rough this is for her son?
The fact that someone like Althouse is taken seriously within the legal profession is proof that there is something rotten in the world of legal scholarship.
36: You haven't seen her in person if you think she's a MILF. Saggy, short, poor posture, and an awful disposition that everyone tries to avoid. She hasn't done a day of exercise in her life, or last least not in the last two decades. It is impossible to be a 50 y/o MILF (or is she older than 50?) without making some effort apart from laying the makeup on so thick that it might be bullet-proof.
Definitely NOT the first to say that Althouse sucks as a Professor.
Ya can't spell "LEWW" without "EWW"
is Elie really married - someone must confirm this - with a pic if possible - can you say "mail order bride"?
Desperate, Desperate, Desperate. For your own sake and safety, please, Ms. Althouse, do a background check on this guy. Make sure he is not taking life insurance policies out on you......
Ann Althouse is a ditz and al, l but how incredibly TTTrashy of Laurie Lin to make that nasty comment on the size of Ann Althouse's ring. Keep the stereotypes alive with that kind of trashy, materialistic shallowness Laurie. And kudos.
Thanks for all your help. Everything was above and beyond what I expected. The best on the net!
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Thanks for all your help. Everything was above and beyond what I expected. The best on the net!
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