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Is Somebody Preventing You From Being a Lawyer?

Displaced 3Ls who haven’t been able to line up a job for the fall might want to give this woman a call:

I wonder if she’s hiring junior associates?

Have a nice weekend.

Are you a Lawyer? Probably Not. [Funny or Die]

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:13 PM

If only I could sue every firm that rejected me.. ah, then I would be rolling in dolla dolla bills y'all.

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2 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:16 PM

Can I sue my former self for being stupid enough to go to law school in the first place?

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3 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:19 PM

Am I the only one who thinks Matricia is really cute?

4 Posted by Quinn_Remains | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:21 PM

Not funny, so die

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:24 PM

I'd bone the shizz out of that chick.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:32 PM

shes hot

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:35 PM

Bad teeth, great attitude.

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:37 PM

Lame!

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:43 PM

That video sucked. It was the opposite of funny.

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:48 PM

god damn that was stupid

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 7:56 PM

3,5,6 = Matricia

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 8:03 PM

This video sucked harder than a toothless hooker

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13 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 8:03 PM

annoying, not funny.

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14 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 8:22 PM

L-A-M-E...but I'd still throw a bone her way.

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15 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 8:26 PM

roni deutch mothafuckas

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16 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 8:38 PM

DING! FAG

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17 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 8:48 PM

ballard spahr pushed start dates back from incoming 3Ls until Oct. 2010 - PI work for stipend

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18 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 8:53 PM

wow, that was more of a waste of my time than reading about the weddings... someone email me when there are more posts about lay offs and rescinded offers. The rest of this crap sucks...

19 Posted by John McCain | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 9:08 PM

That was terrible news for me.

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20 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 9:13 PM

I have a theory on women's looks:

1. If you're ugly you're ugly.

2. If you're so so, then you can turn into hot if you wear glasses. The glasses make you look hotter.

3. If you're hot you're hot.

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21 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 9:13 PM

I have a theory on women's looks:

1. If you're ugly you're ugly.

2. If you're so so, then you can turn into hot if you wear glasses. The glasses make you look hotter.

3. If you're hot you're hot.

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22 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 9:28 PM

Not funny.

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23 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 10:20 PM

11= gay man or straight woman.

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24 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, March 20, 2009 11:01 PM

Mystal, see your shrink ASAP. You've relapsed.

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25 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 1:17 AM

@17 still funnier than this video

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26 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:37 AM

if you're smart, you are not going into law....

if you're dumb, you are in law school right now and working your ass off to go into law....

if you're dumb..... you are dumb.... doesn't matter if you are at harvard or some ttt school like ncu... dumbass.

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27 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 5:45 AM

WHat a stupid fucking video...fucking chick can suck my cock

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28 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 5:45 AM

WHat a stupid fucking video...fucking chick can suck my cock

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29 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 10:16 AM

The video sucks. Not funny at all.

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30 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 10:28 AM

come on everybody it wasn't THAT bad

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31 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 10:57 AM

not funny

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32 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 11:01 AM

Funny.

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33 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 11:07 AM

I don't think I'd let that mouth near my dick, but I would enjoy assfucking the Hell out of her skinny body.

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34 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:00 PM

Do any of the commenters on this site have regular sex?

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35 Posted by rakul | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:06 PM

Personal Informatics is also how as consumers we will be solicited for anything we visit online. While there are positives, there are also negatives.

Dealing with Anxiety Attacks

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36 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:47 PM

worst post ever

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37 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 1:09 PM

34-good call

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38 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 1:32 PM

Best break from outlining I've had since risking indecent exposure in the stacks with a close friend.

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39 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 1:34 PM

when i saw the link i thought to myself, "is this going to be funny? probably not." i went on to confirm my suspicions

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40 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:17 PM

you people are lame. maybe you all should go take your self-absorbed heads out of those books and go find your senses of humor.

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41 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21 PM

yawn

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42 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21 PM

Watching this without sound, I have to say it loks funny. But what's with that kid sitting at the computer? He looks so yellow I'm worried the kid has jaundice.

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43 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:56 PM

Yes, this is horrible, this video.

44 Posted by no634 | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 3:10 PM

That's a hot mess.

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45 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 3:23 PM

her teeth bother me

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46 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 3:46 PM

Oddly, I think this is part of the ABA's conspiracy to flood the market with toilet JDs to drive down associate wages

47 Posted by ghillie suit | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 4:06 PM

Ummm, not sure if I just wasted 3 minutes of my life

48 Posted by ghillie suit | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 4:07 PM

Ummm, not sure if I just wasted 3 minutes of my life

49 Posted by ghillie suit | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 4:07 PM

Ummm, not sure if I just wasted 3 minutes of my life

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50 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 5:08 PM

You guys are a bunch of douchebags.

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51 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 5:08 PM

You guys are a bunch of douchebags.

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52 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 5:54 PM

It's funny, and she's cute.

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53 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 8:52 PM

not funny

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54 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 8:52 PM

not funny

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55 Posted by guest | Permalink Saturday, March 21, 2009 9:16 PM

There is some slight humor in its randomness, but there's not really any meaningful premise.

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56 Posted by guest | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 12:32 AM

really not funny. At all.

57 Posted by Attractive Nuisance | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 12:56 AM

What a coincidence, 47-49. You just wasted three posts of mine.

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58 Posted by guest | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:04 AM

I don't get it.

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59 Posted by guest | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 11:05 AM

Can I sue my former self for being stupid enough to go to law school in the first place?

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underrated

60 Posted by Kirk Lazarus | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 11:13 AM

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

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61 Posted by guest | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:59 PM

Quite possibly the stupidest thing I've seen on ATL and that's saying a lot.

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62 Posted by guest | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 2:40 PM

Man you all are a bunch of losers

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63 Posted by guest | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 3:23 PM

Does Matricia like it in the ass? "Probably Not! Probably Not! Probably Not! Would I love to throw it in Matricia's ass? Yes I would.

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64 Posted by guest | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 6:51 PM

there wasnt anything even remotely funny about that

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65 Posted by guest | Permalink Sunday, March 22, 2009 6:54 PM

Wither Johnny Chimpo?

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66 Posted by guest | Permalink Monday, March 23, 2009 12:32 AM

That was lame...

This is funny...
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

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67 Posted by guest | Permalink Monday, March 23, 2009 8:14 AM

Funny for the first 90 seconds. The rest of it makes me wonder if ATL found it in the "die" section of the website.

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68 Posted by guest | Permalink Monday, March 23, 2009 9:10 AM

What is it with you guys and the Hershey Highway? I can only speculate that after getting it from Biglaw you are obsessing about giving it.

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