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Lawsuit of the Day: I thought that ‘Chompers’ Guy was joking.

Chimpanzee Connecticut.JPGJust so we’re all on the same page here, chimpanzees are wild animals that will react like wild animals when placed in a stressful and unfamiliar situation. A Connecticut woman was viciously mauled by a “pet” chimpanzee, and her family is now seeking damages from the chimp’s owner.

And I do mean “viciously”:

[Charla] Nash, 55, lost her hands, nose, lips and eyelids in the 12-minute mauling. Many bones in her face were crushed, and the attack may also have left her blind and brain damaged. She is in critical condition at the Cleveland Clinic, which in December performed the first face transplant in the United States. Doctors haven’t said if Nash will be a candidate for such a procedure.

Predictably, the chimp was shot and killed on the spot, while the chimp’s owner survived the tragedy.

After the jump, more details from the lawsuit.

The suit alleges that the chimp’s owner, Sandra Heron, had also drugged the animal before the attack. From the AP:

Herold has made conflicting public statements about whether she gave Xanax, an anti-anxiety drug, to Travis on the day of the attack. The drug had not been prescribed for the animal, police said.

Herold knew the 200-pound chimp, Travis, was agitated when she asked Nash to come to her house on Feb. 16, the lawsuit said. The suit accuses Herold of negligence and recklessness for owning “a wild animal with violent propensities, even though she lacked sufficient skill, strength and/or experience to subdue the chimpanzee when necessary.”

I’m not sure it’s fair to say that a chimpanzee has “violent propensities.” At least, it’s not fair for a homo sapiens sapiens to be calling that particular kettle black.

But who the hell gives a chimp Xanax? What kind of sick, anthropomorphic crap is that? Somebody needs to get Tippi Hendren on the phone.

The victim’s family is understandably distraught.

“No amount of money can compensate my sister for the injuries she has suffered,” Michael Nash, the appointed conservator of his sister’s estate, said in an affidavit. “Nevertheless, it is my belief that probable cause exists that judgment will enter in favor of the plaintiff in the amount of at least $50 million.”

According to Sandra Heron, Travis the chimp was provoked into a homicidal rage by Guido Palau or something:

Herold had asked Nash to come to her home in Stamford on the day of the attack to help lure Travis back into her house. Herold has speculated that the chimp was trying to protect her and attacked Nash because she had changed her hairstyle, was driving a different car and was holding a stuffed toy in front of her face to get Travis’ attention.

Or maybe, Travis woke up one day and thought: “What. The Hell. Am I doing in freakin’ Connecticut?”

Good luck to the Nash family.

Family of Conn. chimp attack victim seeks $50M [Yahoo News]

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