Non-Sequiturs: 03.12.09

* I used to like watching Bob Ross. He used to remind me that you could always create something beautiful using very basic tools. And he was so peaceful. I like peace. I like things that are great…. Sorry, do you want a hit of this? [The Complete Lawyer]

* Things are pretty hard in the legal recruiting market too. [TechnoLawyer Blog]

* A legal retreat? Excellent! Oh wait, you mean a legal retreat. Oh. Well, that could be cool too. [What About Clients?]

* “According to most reports, firms are targeting only the most forgettable associates in the hopes that the stealth layoffs will generate minimal buzz among the remaining employees.” Sounds about right. [Litination]

* Can you imagine reading about all the carnage while in law school and your summer program has been canceled, and then some tenured professor asks you about some ludicrous hypothetical? I think I’d just get up, go home, and sleep with my back against the wall of my closet. [Courtoons]

* Somewhere in the world, they are still singing. “Well tonight thank God it’s them, instead of YOU.” [Holy Hullabaloos]

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