Non-Sequiturs: 03.27.09

* I thought I was the only one who believed Katie Couric had a personal vendetta against my brain. (Seriously though, can’t we just put Katie back on the Today Show, move Matt Lauer to The View, put Campbell Brown in Couric’s CBS spot, and put Elisabeth Hasselbeck on CNN up against O’Reilly and Olbermann so Keith’s head will explode and MSNBC will give the time slot to Ben Affleck? Trust me, this is the only way to stop Ben Affleck from making any more movies.) [Cityfile]

* Speaking of Olbermann, if I may channel him for a moment: How DARE you count the AIG bonuses that were given back as gross income for tax purposes? This is a GROSS miscarriage of the justice that Americans have FOUGHT and DIED for, sirs! This grotesque loophole is, in fact, the very definition of HYPOCRISY. (j/k Mr. Olbermann. Please love me.) [TaxProf Blog]

* Where do I sign up for the job “exotic dance researcher?” [The Legal Satyricon]

* If law firms were public corporations, would that help things? [Law and More]

* I once saw Hole in concert and Courtney Love did a cover “Come As You Are” that was better than Nirvana’s. But, as the man says, “cocaine’s a hell of a drug.” [Popsquire]

* If law students can be centerfolds, why can’t SCOTUS judges run the triangle? [Litination]

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