Non-Sequiturs: 03.30.09

* What should you wear while pounding the pavement looking for a job? I suggest the Will Smith “Pursuit of Happyness” look, but there are other ideas. [Corporette]

* Because the real world doesn’t have its very own Kyle Broflovski, maybe we should all sign this petition? Whether or not its good policy, a student loan bailout would be just awesome. [Cancel Student Loan Debts]

* Wow. Marion Barry. That dude is still kicking around? He reminds me of herpes. [TaxProf Blog]

* A University of Florida professor got fired. You’ll see why once you click on the link (scroll down because the video is no longer on YouTube) and go to at least the 2:35 mark. [Legal Writing Prof Blog]

* Speaking of Florida, I’m just not sure how we can justify that state having so many electoral votes anymore. I mean, the professional wide receiver to competent individual ratio is way out of whack down there. [The Legal Satyricon]

* There is a lot of Spirit and Opportunity in this week’s Blawg Review. Now is a great time to look explore and imagine other planets, given how terrible mother Gaia is starting to look.

[Declarations and Exclusions via Blawg Review]

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