Non-Sequiturs: 03.25.09
* So here’s a commercial with an “interesting” message:
But is it pornographic? I’ll know it when I see it. [The Legal Satyricon]
* I gave an interview to WFAE 90.7 FM about the Charlotte legal market. It’s a family program, so “it’s terrible” was the best way I could think of to describe the market down there. [WFAE 90.7 FM]
* I thought Europeans like Obama. [What About Clients?]
* Hey kids, law school isn’t worth it. Trust us. [Legal Blog Watch]
* … So, for the love of God, please stop applying and getting accept to law schools. You’re ruining it for everybody. [Legal Writing Prof Blog]
* We just spoke about jurors twittering, but what about judges? [Courtoons]
* Here’s an alternative view to Roxana St. Thomas’ struggles. Would you like fries with that? [Law and More]
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I didn't even notice the plants changing shape, it's hardly pornographic. Are there not enough real problems in the world to complain about?
"getting accept to law schools"? You mean "getting accepted"?
That commercial omits an entire population of shrubbery with no leaves on it whatsoever.
Still nothing on GT's salary reduction for summers?
I am partial to the triangle-shaped bush. The "dorito," as the kids are calling it these days.
Until I read the comments, I thought the "message" was that all the women watching eat too much and should be more like the anorexic freaks in the commercial.
Then I read the comments, watched again, and noticed the bushes getting trimmed. Awesome.
I prefer a landing strip,
Rate a Partner.com is getting more publicity on the WFAE article...Google better watch out!
Rate a Partner.com is getting more publicity on the WFAE article...Google better watch out!
10 - is rapagepartner a search engine? do tell pls
cock knuckles!
I CAN NOT BELEAVE HOW SEXIST AND MISOGINISTIC THESE COMMENTS ARE! U R ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED. HAVE U EVEN READ GAIL DINES BOOKS? DO U KNOW HOW MANY WOMAN R RAPED ALL THE DAY BECAUSE OF PIGS LIKE U AND UR SHAVING FOR PUBESCENT GIRLS FETISHIS?
There is nothing sexier than the mobius strip.
that ad makes me nervous. :(
*nervously becums aroused from ad*
-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa
Full shave is definitely the way to go.
There's something to be said about the barren sheen of a Chinese gymnast. But why shave? BIC that shit! Scorched Earth baby, the kind of lurid things you only read about in L. Ron Hubbard novels.
No bonsai trees? That just doesn't seem right.
I've got a secret...
my own little secret...
no one knows my secret...
cause its a secret secret...
shhh don't tell...
shhh don't tell...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR9YSKDJJp0
Haha. I get it. I get jokes.
Elie--
I am not normally one to get on your case, but what the fuck!? With all of the stealth layoffs going on all over the place, you're sitting there smacking it to quasi-porn on youtube. Nice.
Now, please get back to the task of reporting, blogging and/or writing poorly. While my standards were low to begin with, you have somehow found a way to disappoint me. Congrats.
U R ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED for recommending anything other than totally bald.
I don't think I've ever seen one trimmed into a circle. How would that even work? Like an upside down exclamation point?
22 = worst comment ever
22 = crypto bigot? or merely stupid?
Can it trim in the shape of the Lone Star?
You're missing out on eternal life if you've never seen the Ankh. It's basically the reason we have pubic hair in the first place.