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So, you know how we at Above the Law love to bring you something a little bit later in the day for our west coast and late night readers? I bring this up lest you think I have masturbatory ulterior motives for the timing of this post.

So, this lady is apparently a law student somewhere in Miami:

Click below the fold for the rest of this story. (Arguably not safe for work, children, Jesus, reasonable people, Princess Leia, or PETA).


But the services she is advertising are not legal. At least I don’t think they’re legal.

The law student, “Chrissy,” is just visiting New York from Miami. But, a girl’s got to eat I suppose. Here’s her ad on Craigslist:

MY PHOTOS ARE 100% REAL, AND, I EVEN INCLUDED A PERSONAL ONE SO YOU CAN SEE IT’S REALLY ME!!!!!!! I’m 5’4 120lbs 36D-27-36 of milky, smooth soft skin WITH MY MIAMI TAN. I AM VERY EASY TO TALK TO AND KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE, AND NOT LIKE YOUR WASTING YOUR MONEY. I AM NATURALLY EROTIC & UNIQUE and I am totally one of a kind. I really will love your attention and always go the extra mile. Experience my world of pleasure, for I am sure you will return!

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Sorry Nervous, I didn’t mean to out you.

But hey, we wouldn’t use the weak angle that “she says she’s a law student” as a hook to post these photos. There’s a real legal angle here. Just check out the “disclaimer” that looks like it was written during a 1L contracts lecture:

Disclosure:1. This is not an illegal offer. Donations are made for time and companionship only. 2. Solicitation is a crime, therefore, explicit language is forbidden. 3. I do reserve the right to decline appointments as I deem necessary. By contacting me (either through phone or email) you agree to these terms and hereby agree that you are not part of any governmental agency using this advertisement for entrapment or for detainment. This is a contract you agree to by contacting me.

I love, absolutely love, “Disclosure 1.” This is not illegal!!! I’m going to try that the next time I appropriate a handle of Captain Morgan from my local liquor store.

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So, oh yeah. There’s also this:

Also … you know … law and stuff.

VISITING NY*NEW 2 CL* NAUGHTY MIAMI HOTTIE/LAW STUDENT 4 G//F’//E// – w4m – 22 [Craigslist]

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