first?

That is one ugly Miami tan

thirsty!

Is it spring break for law students already?

GET A JOB HIPPIES!

This isn't worksafe!

I'd do her.

*nervously jizzes in pants*

*hustles to begin drafting my own ad for services to make some money*

-nervous T-10 1L
soon to be nervous 1L sa/male prostitute (insert FOTC song here)

Elie, why are you cruising the erotic services section of Craigslist?

oh lord....first to say that this is actually not a University of Miami student (at least never seen her around). If she is, damn...I thought we actually made it through a whole year without being on ATL. Here's hoping she attends one of the other fine institutions in this ridiculous town....

First to say she's a little chubby

The third picture makes her look at least 40.

Lame post. Really lame.

Ruined my appt.

Jerk.

she should apply at king & spalding ... she would fit in there

We have bush.

Booger

This is awesome: I get both an associate and call girl for the price of one.

You can bet I'll be milking that associate cow for everything she's worth!

Second picture = crazy eyes. I'm just saying.

16 - amen

sincerely,

also a partner

HEY AWESOME ELIE PUT A PHOTO THAT YOU CAN SEE BUSH IN ABOVE THE FOLD WITH NO NWS WARNING/LINK.

YOU DICK.

At least she's used to billing by the hour.

Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.

Well, that's one way to pay for the summer if your offer was rescinded...

We grope much hotter female law students/whores in Texas.

- Judge Kent

16, why buy the cow if you can milk it for free?

first to wonder wtf is wrong with her inner thighs

Man, I wouldn't fuck her with Elie's dick.

NSFW ABOVE THE FOLD YOU TOOL

totally not 22. that is not the body of a 22 y/o. and not the face either.

also, her head is at the same angle in every photo. perhaps she has neck problems?

19: you're a fucking loser.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

best post eva.

Thanks Elie...I love C-Section scars...

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

I'm surprised she doesn't already have some kind of retainer with the fine perverted partners at CravaTTTh...

Great post! Thanks for something light, Elie.

she is not that hot. her thighs are huge and she's tucking her stomach in.

no way she's 22. also, she's not that hot. In the first picture she's definitely sucking in her gut. terrible.

24 - I like the way you think. Clearly partnership material. However, I was thinking the office could use some (heavily burnt) eye candy. That and with all the layoffs our rich fat partnership has conducted lately, we have plenty of space for this aspiring M&A attorney.

Did I mention I'm rich?

layoffs layoffs layoffs salary freeze lame post layoffs salary freeze layoffs lame post

20 -- comment of the day.

Would love to be her reviewing partner checking her time sheets, like "gave a BJ to GC of AIG", "attended to doggy-style party with partner X and client further to deposition with client", etc. I'm sure she'll even bill to the firm any time allocated to changing panties.

She was 22 about 20 years ago. And she's fat.

old + fat = next. not worth the money, even if it's free.

Nom Nom Nom

More GRAPES!!!

I'm not sure which is more undignified, the posting of these photos or some of the readers' comments. The Bar must be proud. . .

why the fuck are there a million accredited schools. someone needs to regulate this shit so that whores like this can't call themselves law students, it's a fuckin disgrace

Seriously dude - why even post this. quit trolling craigslist for companionship. Just because some hooters girl is visiting the big city and calling herself a law student does not mean you should say OMG, OMG, OMG, i sooooo have to post this.

if she was sucking in any harder there would be a penis in her belly button. jenny craig honey, it would do wonders for your 'business'

She's at least 26 and 135 lbs.

Offer!

As a law firm PR consultant, I'm going to save this link to send to journalists who contact me for comment on "tips" (with a "p", not a "t") that they've seen on ATL. Thanks Elie, you've helped make the argument that you're not a credible news source!

she is very good looking, in particular for a law student/lawyer if that is true

Miss Dealbreaker schtick = awesome.

Someone call the Duke Law Review guy. #41 is the best new commenter on ATL.

Someone call the Duke Law Review guy. #41 is the best new commenter on ATL.

cravath should hire her so partners no longer need to spend $20,000+ on whores; they can find one in their office.

48,

Doesn't matter. This site gets the news. Love looking at it and seeing what's really the truth.

53

Sorry... I don't go for women who can't use "your" and "you're" correctly.

As someone who is tired of Cindy McCain, all I can say is...

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS FOR JOHN MCCAIN!

What are the odds that (1) the ad is a mean-spirited joke posted by someone this woman has offended, (2) said woman now has a prima facie libel case in most states against Elie and ATL, and (3) ATL shuts down after getting slapped with a multi-million dollar judgment?

We are all whores.

57: 1,000,000 / 1

39, you dumb fuck, she's a woman.

31 beat me to it, but yeah, that is a C-Section scar right?

Note the vertical scar in center of lower abdomen below navel. Short legs. Tacky apartment. Is that a rug? ATL has sunken to a new low.

This is too funny- the c-section scars... sue me.

I'm sure all you guys and gals complaining she's "fat" have rock hard abs. Are you pulling a Dwight and sitting on an exercise ball instead of a chair while you're in the office all day?

57: Not good. See CDA section 230(c)(1) and accompanying case law.

Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy.

57 - yeah, girls give slutty pics of themselves in crystal bikinis with bush showing to people they have offended all the time.

stfu jackass.

I thought girls used pink luggage to find their belongings, not a "date" .... see you in LGA, sweetums.

Why is my IP blocked?

It's "I hope we never part"

Now get it right or pay the price!!!

You're right. She does have a C-section scar. Eww.

NSFW.

Um, this is not why I read ATL....

66 - classic.

I'm still giggling.

120 lbs? That might be her LSAT score, but it sure as hell ain't her weight.

I'm sure she's gonna be an amazing lawyer. Put her in a suit and she'd fit right in. . . except for the ridiculous eyebrows, makeup, bleached hair, and jeweled underwear.

Agree with 72. This is not why I read ATL.

Also, c-section scars are not vertical, morons.

Not one person has analyzed the possible legal effect of he disclaimer. This is a legal blog, people. Hop to it.

48 sounds like he/she has his/her granny panties in a bunch.

I wish I had someone like her sitting next to me in Torts back in the day.

I just texted her and she texted back within like two minutes HAHA

No self-esteem, No gag reflex, No problem.

Place not safe for work pictures/content below the jump with a warning please.

76 - YOURS must be horizontal... Hers look to be as well (look right above the bikini line)... but the direction of the incision is dependent on the positioning of the fetus and the woman's body shape and certainly can be vertical--hence the butt-belly some women have.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/U/moran.jpg

xoxo

HTH

I'm confident she doesn't go to U Miami. FIU, however, is a different story.

74 to top

I might still hit it if I've had like 20 beers, as long as no one would know about it.

The fact that Ugg now comments, makes my day.

Go Camp Onawana

I wonder if her pregnancy last 9 months or 10. Maybe 80 can ask her...

buzz's girlfriend. woof.

I love all the "she's ugly" comments. She is a prostitute advertising on craigslist. And you are surprised she isn't "hot." The key to her success isn't being hot, it is being decent looking and willing to suck of fat, disgusting losers (aka 80% of lawyers). Ashley Dupre isn't much better looking than this girl and she got what, $2,000/hr?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!

Sounds like good news for me.

We use these girls for stealth layoffs all the time. We take pictures of the act. I get the associate alone and say, "Imagine your wife one day walkin' to the mailbox, anticipating the arrival of her Sharper Imagine Catalog. And what does she find instead? Imagine her taking a look at that. Devastating." Then I make them promise to voluntarily leave the firm instead of having to announce layoffs. Gets pretty nasty.

She kind of looks like Mariah Carrey in the first picture.

I really don't appreciate having this type of picture pop up on ATL.

OMG...... This is insane... This girl couldnt write about anything else..... What was she doing on CL anyway? Well i think this is simple minded anyway.... Find something more important to talk about..... losers.. And shes fine anyway... She looks better than most lawyers and potential ones anyway.

Im sure Elie is probabbly a fat, ugly,
hating, pig, slob, with nothing better to do,bcause she dosent get any attention and is always bored. Elie u are a lesbian looking in erotic services for yourself.... u are worst than her.... lol

LOL @ 41.

97 = EPIC FAIL.

Longitudinal cesareans are rarely performed anymore because they are more likely to rupture with subsequent pregnancies. That is not a c-section scar.

Douche-bags

She's not so hot. Here at ASU we've got a girl from Playboy who likes to protest naked in Spain against the running of the bulls

http://www.jamd.com/image/g/71136746

http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:mou9iDm3JrQJ:www.asuunderground.com/news/2005/03/02/Contests/Student.Body.Contestant.Winner-879714.shtml+%22erin+maupin%22+site:asuunderground.com&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us&client=firefox-a

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97 is right..... what were u doing on cl??

1. i would totally stick this chick in the pooper.

2. i would consider licking her twat (especially if she let me do number 1 from above)

3. yes, i would nut on her boobies and face, and, if i can somehow summor the lords of splat from fuckupfacials.com, a little in her hair as well

4. i just sharted. stinky in the office right now

Chet from The Real World is the worst.

is this atl jumping the shark?

99 is right.... so smart

Will you idiots stop arguing about C-section scars? How about some more important points - (1) this is NSFW and (2) totally degrading. How in the hell am I supposed to pretend I'm in an E.O. workplace when it looks like I'm some perv while reading a simple legal blog? Look, I'm a guy, and this stuff is amusing, but there's a limit. Comments are one thing, but this blog is way too into demeaning women. And you wonder why some of your female coworkers are so frigid... because of this shit! ::headdesk::

My wife is not the issue here!

well 44 is so right....

she is repping an ny number so if she goes to school in miami then she is from ny. more likely she is from mia and/or went to um for undergrad where she majored in blowing frat boy balls. and clearly the atl publicity is not helping her business as she has been reposting this ad on cl in one hour inervals all day.

use tor people TOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That tan is destroying her skin.

34 years old, two kids, 143lbs.

Man ... we look rather pathetic. I know lawyers don't have a reputation for being particularly fun and sociable, but don't you idiots know how to laugh at something and move on? I can't believe a half-hearted post like this results in callous comments. Lighten up, DORKS.

ERECTIONS RISE

PANTIES FALL

QUINN MAKES STAINS

Good post Elie, fuck the haters.

And to the "NSFW" crew, grow up. Unless you've been exiled to your firm's Salt Lake City office, you're not getting fired.

From the link on the ASU student:

"From her strong Christian beliefs, to convictions on animal rights, everything about Erin breaks away from the cliché of a ditsy blonde. Ever since last summer, Maupin has been a vegetarian, abstaining from eating any meats." Yeah, ditsy blondes never love animals or Lord and Saviors.

Also, lol at complaining about sexism while calling female colleagues "frigid."

Captain Canuck says Law students in Canada don't dress like this. Mostly because it is too cold up here, but also because we have more respect.

-Bay Street is awesome!

DO NOT WANT

99 said: "Longitudinal cesareans are rarely performed anymore because they are more likely to rupture with subsequent pregnancies. That is not a c-section scar.

Douche-bags"

OK, but what was the practice 15 YEARS AGO when this 30 something had hers????

I see your Douche-bag bag and raise you a dumbass.

There are some tell-tale signs of Photoshopping on the first image.

Note the anatomically unlikely straight edge at the top inside of her right thigh, the slight blurryness/darkened area in the blue between her legs and her missing right foot.

This suggests the offer comes with a bonus few pounds, a vestigial tale or some manner of peg/hook foot.

just when you thought the massive layoffs where almost over k&e goes and does this...

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&mc=26&forum_id=2

where's jennifer coleman, michigan law student who filed an assault charge after prostituting herself on CL

Glad I checked ATL tonight. Now I know not to visit the site at all tomorrow.

As for those who say the whole "NSFW" is no big deal, enjoy explaining that to the partners who are just looking for an excuse to get you off the payroll.

If this post had some actual connection with law it might have been redeemable, but come on Elie, this is just useless. You're better than this. ATL used to be better than this.

Do you like her quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Mystal? I designed them myself.

Isn't that copyright infringement to take the girl's pictures? Maybe fair use, I dunno.

I am here tonight on a mission of the utmost seriousness. There is a girl who must be attended to, a bold and forward minx of a trollop. Now turn off that offensive music and quiet those sodomites. We must get down to brass tacks.

you guys are idiots. "I'm a law student" is something hookers say to seem a little respectable. Its the same as a stripper saying shes doing it for tuition.

In the future, might I suggest you put NSFW on the title and put the picture after the jump.

Trying to check the site for layoff information, and I might get fired for half naked chic pics.

prostituting yourself on craigslist should be mandatory for all female summers. anyone on this post saying they wouldn't bang this slut is either a woman, gay, or mormon.

If she sucked her stomach any harder in that first picture, her asshole would pop out of her mouth. Seriously, she is very chubby. If you are denying this, it is because you are also chubby and you are resenting the "if she is, then I am too" inference.

is she supposed to be attractive? I'm not into disgusting old women with thick thighs and stumpy fingers.

This is Ludacris!!! If I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up f***in' yoooouuuu - Is that what you wanna do shawty?

It's as if Elie is trying to confirm all of the comments. He's single-handedly trying to bring this blog down.

Single-handedly, indeed. With a squeeze, twist, and plenty o' astroglide.

Law student? Hardly. My gf and I troll CL for threesomes, and we get enough e-mails from "professionals" moonlighting from the erotic services page on casual encounters to know how to spot a fake. This chick is just using the "ooh, I'm a naughty law student" schtick in her subject line to appeal to saddos who never got laid in college and want to finally have 31 seconds of pleasure with a "college girl" or non-college guys with a "smart -but-freaky" girl fetish.

Her. Mission. Is. Accomplished. Best of luck to her. I just hope Mystal gets a cut.

Missing a lit cigarette, with the caption, "I got my 'A,' did you get yours?"

Amen 107. This post was completely unnecessary and brings ATL to a new low (which in Elie's tenure is truly saying something).

We come to ATL for gossip about lawyers, law firms and judges. Occasionally we'd like a substantive post on the law itself. Oversized NSFW photos from a post on craigslist that might be (but probably isn't) by a law student are just disgusting and sad.

And please delete 123 for naming names.

Ignatius best new shtick on ATL. Writing very in character. Confederacy of Dunces is a great book.
- not Ignatius or his mom

115 made it all worth it. Well done.

where is the cred in that this girl is a law student?? u guys are just running with anything that has laww written in it.....

120 - doctors haven't routinely performed vertical c-sections since your grandma gave birth to your mother. Now, they're very rare and only performed in emergencies. That being said, what she has is medically known as a post-partum FUPA. For the record, not all women who have kids get them, just the ones who eat too much fried food.

Oh, and men who complain about the degrading of women on this site have probably never been privy to the catty discussions in the women's room at most firms. Don't worry about us, we dish as good as we get. If we can't handle it, we shouldn't be in this profession.

Signed,

Woman who could care less if a bunch of 20-somethings degrade a hooker on ATL.

Well said 136, I agree. She is clearly making some misguided attempt at a market penetration strategy. In all likelihood, with the goal of drawing attention away from her classless pics, flawed physical characteristics, and her substandard contract work (disclosure). Indeed a true failure across the board.

I didn't know Defry had a law school in Miami...

I am ashamed to read this blog. Utter fucking crap.

If the comments are hidden for our protection, so should whores be.

OK, Yoda, so they should then.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a biglaw associate? One makes $300 more per hour and has job security.

Elie, WTF is wrong with you? Please resign.

Waaah!!!! I'm traumatized by this scandalous picture of a woman in a bikini!!! Nothing so shocking has ever appeared on my computer screen before!!! Waaah!!!

Elie. This isn't rocket science. As previously mentioned by 20 people, knock this down under the fold and put a friggin NSFW on it.

I am in love with 142.

I just graduated from Georgia State University College of Law in December, and I wrote a paper for a "Law and the Internet" seminar about prostitution ads on Craigslist in July 2008:
http://ul451.gsu.edu/lawand/papers/su08/dejong/

I was pleased to see in November 2008 that Craigslist agreed to take more aggressive steps in policing the "Erotic Services" section, and it appears that the above post was deleted pretty quickly (but will now live on in infamy on ATL simply because this particular prostitute *claimed* to be a law student)

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/07/technology/internet/07craigslist.html?_r=2&hp=&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&adxnnlx=1226023128-AvtNBnbJiZbMTrS+HJeRwQ

Is Craigslist doing enough? What do you think about the new measures in the NYT article above?

Totally NSFW.

This blog has turned into crap. Bookmark deleted.

152 - Sorry. There's already a waiting list as high as a stack of resumes at Skadden in case I ever think of leaving my husband. But I am flattered. Really.

142

She is no longer a law student, now she's just a college hottie: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ers/1061189143.html

153 - Who cares what you wrote in a Summer class. The comments section of ATL is probably not the place to show the world that you are flexible enough to try to kiss your own ass.

But, for what it's worth, you think you are the coolest person on earth. And isn't that what counts in the long run?

She's old.

153 is a TTTroll trying to promote his loser anti-fun paper. Ellie I am offended. Make him pay for advertising or pull the post.

"(Not safe for work, children, Jesus, reasonable people, Princess Leia, or PETA)." - Elie, you are such a callous and roundly unfunny twat. Whenever I get hopeful about this site returning to some modicum of professionalism or usefulness, you kill it. I hate you.

She's a law student and can't figure out "your" versus "you're"?

Thank you, Elie, for removing the offending image before the jump. Not that a woman in a rhinestone bikini is offensive per se, but this one certainly is.

66 = pure genius

Not hot. 5'4" 120 not cuttin it. Nastification. Still, she'd be the best looking chik on my floor....

She needs to stay out of the tanning booth. I bet she's extra crispy in more ways than one.

Cook county would not stand for this....

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/craigslist.prostitution.lawsuit.2.951172.html

Did I miss something? Where in the ad did she say she's a law student? Are we just assuming it because of the legal disclaimer at the end? That doesn't mean anything. All hookers put that in their ads. What's she charging per hour? She's a little too BBW for my taste - I'd price her at $200/hour.

167 - It was in the headline of her CL posting:

VISITING NY*NEW 2 CL* NAUGHTY MIAMI HOTTIE / LAW STUDENT 4 G//F'//E// - w4m - 22

"LAW STUDENT" means that she's a law student.