Why are Latham associates are so disgruntled? Is it them or is it Latham? Feels like nobody else is hates their firm so much.

Two misplaces apostrophes within 50 words of each other ("video's depicting animal cruelty," "has accused attorney's of recruiting"). Lat, maybe you should offer this one to Villanova as well.

"video's"? Come on, Eli...za.

"Video's"? Really?

Those poor pit bulls.

3 - You're an idiot.

And while we're at it, it isn't giving "fake testimony." The testimony is real, though its content is false. The recruitment was to give "false testimony," or to "testify falsely."

7 - You meant "your." Your welcome.

"Dole fruit has accused attorney's of recruiting people to give fake testimony that pesticides sterilized them when they worked on Nicaraguan banana farms."

i think i just died a little inside. is the fruit testifying? who was sterilized...attorneys, recruiting people, or the fruit?

Who could question Obama? He's just so awesome. I mean he was on the tonight so a while ago!

Who could question Obama? He's just so awesome. I mean he was on the tonight show a while ago!

I have a quite funny story about my friends Partner Emeritus aka Droops I would like to share. As I mentioned earlier, Droops became involved with a young woman at Sweet Briar College during his time as an undergraduate. Well this young lady wrecked havoc upon his life and put a great deal of stress upon our friendship. Well about 9 months into their romp, the young Vixen declared to Droops while away on in London on holiday that she was indeed pregnant. The young lady, whose background was not nearly as prestigious as either mine or Droops, had no where to turn. Droops' family took the young lady in upon completion of her spring semester. His family paid for all the expenses incurred during the 9 months of the young ladies pregnancy even allowing her to live on their estate. Droops ultimately planned on marrying the young women after the birth of the child. However, when the day of delivery came it was apparent that the young Vixen had more than one rooster in the henhouse. The baby was an African-American!!!!!!! It caused quite a bit of embarrassment for Droops and his family. They couldn't show their face at the Country Club for atleast six months! Ha, good times.

-God Bless America

Date: May 1st
Time: TBD
Place: Lipstick Building
To do: Bring a Rat
To tell yourself: Don't be a pussy

There you go - you fat flacid liberal fucks who voted for giving half of my biglaw salary to Obama in taxes - the black Messiah isn't so Messianic after all. Same as Bush - because it makes fucking sense.

There you go - you fat flacid liberal fucks who voted for giving half of my biglaw salary to Obama in taxes - the black Messiah isn't so Messianic after all. Same as Bush - because it makes fucking sense.

senator emeritus = not funny or clever.

please find something else to do with your time.

Just because yesterday was 420, doesn't give you license to pluralize like a Dutchman.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PLZ REPLACE ELIZA WITH A COMPETENT MORNING DOCKETER ALREADY

I dont understand what youre problem is with the apostrophe's.

I dont understand what youre problem is with the apostrophe's.

"selling video's"?

Clearly it is far beyond time for Bob the Angry Flower's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe

http://www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif

And learn it this time, you idiot

i think it's just 1 latham guy who is seriously deranged. and the way these things go, i'm fairly sure he never even worked there

Is it 4/20 yet?

-Michael Phelps

No one believes that Obama "resembles" Bush. His positions, etc., might resemble Bush's, but I see no physical similarity between the two whatsoever.

Great Picture - Covers story 1 AND 4. If only there was a Gwen stefani story too.

24, yes, it was 4/20 yesterday, and the joke was funny only once then.

Thanks a lot Marietta douche. Not only are you a total jerkoff deserving prison time but you also make Georgia look small-time!

27,
Please let me know which of the times yesterday was the funny time so I can do it that way in the future.
Thanks.
-Michael Phelps

I hate Woody Allen. I want to kick him in the jimmy.

Surprise surprise, BHO is not a secret Muslim and cares about keeping this country safe.

Please stop posting pictures of bananas. They're extremely disturbing.

Can somebody enlighten me about the following Q&A between Gibbs and Helen Thomas?

Helen Thomas: Why is the president blocking habeas corpus from prisoners at Bagram? I thought he taught constitutional law. And these prisoners have been there . . .

Robert Gibbs: You're incorrect that he taught on constitutional law.

But I thought BO did teach constitutional law at UChicago, right?

33 - He taught First Amendment when I was at UChicago, which a course separate and distinct from "Consitutional Law" (which is more an intro course). Before you say it, I agree that is *extremely* fine hair-splitting.

So much for all that change you could believe in. It still shocks me how many of you suckers voted for that man. But you can redeem yourselves in 2012.

But Obama is so cool. Do you know he is going to be shirtless, again, on the cover of a DC magazine? I bet every country in the whole wide world wish they could have a cool president like ours. OMG...for the second time in my adult life I am proud to be an American (the first time was right after Michelle said it)

I don't think it is just one guy. I have two friends from Latham who have been asking me to submit their resume to my firm, one working and one laid off. Both of them appear to be very disappointed with Latham.

25 - what are you talking about? Bush and Obama look exactly alike. Only a racist who focuses on skin color would think otherwise.

The ACLU and the rest of the so called "civil liberties" nuts need to get a clue. This is not a Republican v Democrat or Bush v Obama issue. People the world changed on 9/11 and now we all have to step it up or we'll have another terrorist attack. You can give us all your high minded ideals about American Values not allowing the government to intrude on our civil liberties. The truth is you're dealing with a bunch of people who'll do anything to kill Americans and harm our country, therefore the gloves are off. Obviously Obama has to adjust his "Change" and "Yes we can" BS because he doesn't want another terrorist attack on his watch, just like anyone else with half a brain would.

30-You know Jimmy on South Park? I hate him. I want to kick Jimmy in the woody.

39...talk is cheap, governing is hard, exactly.

2, if you worked in an office of a firm where they laid off 45% of associates in January and February, including more than half the first year class, wouldn't you hate the firm?

AMERICAN APPAREL supports illegal immigration... to further their sweatshop activities, surely.

AMERICAN APPAREL wants more cheap labor in the country.... I wonder why.....