Non-Sequiturs: 04.13.09

* Did you take Friday off? Be glad you don’t work for a bank. [Dealbreaker]

* Kash reports that the student loan bailout movement has gone viral. We are this close. Quick, somebody throw me down a well and give me Bo. “Don’t you make me hurt your dog.” [True Slant]

* Wachtell does not think that it blew the Huntsman-Hexion case. Good. I’m not sure I can live in a world where Wachtell could make an error. [Dealbook / New York Times]

* Thank God for companies that get sued 50 times in three years. [Fashionista]

* If Solicitrix General Kagan decides to eschew the morning coat, what should she wear to Court? Clerquette welcomes your suggestions. [Underneath Their Robes]

* More Harold Koh craziness. You never know what will happen when you leave the Ivory Tower. [Professor Bainbridge]

* Be careful when you defend pirates. Apparently, Navy Seals have Jason Bourne training and can probably take down a law professor during office hours and make it look like an extreme case of priapism. [Blackbook Legal]

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* Yep, the South Park Underpants Gnomes episode was on this weekend. If you write for a website or are starting your own firm, you have time to stay on top of these things. [The Young Texas Lawyer]

* Making fun of in-house counsel used to be good sport. But now in the winter of Biglaw, the domesticated lawyers are eating canned meats while their wild cousins scrounge for scraps on the open and unforgiving plain. [What About Clients?]

* It’s Canadian Legal Week. Poutine and LaBatts for everybody! [Law21 via Blawg Review]

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