Archive for April 2009

Morning Docket 04.27.09

juan valdivieso morgan lewis deferred.jpg* Harvard 3L Juan Valdivieso talks about his plans for his Morgan Lewis $60K deferral stipend. [Boston Globe]

* Copyright attorney Jo Oliver on the impact the Pirate Bay ruling will have on the legal war on piracy. She has no sympathy for “Internet freedom fighters.” [Reuters]

* … Meanwhile, the Pirate Bay folks are appealing the ruling against them alleging that the judge was biased. He’s a card-wielding member of two pro-copyright organizations. [CNet]

* O’Melveny & Myers partner Alejandro Mayorkas has been tapped to be the director of DHS’s Citizenship and Immigration Services. [Chicago Sun-Times]

* We don’t really know what the point of Twitter is, but it’s probably not to issue death threats. Oklahoma man arrested for tweeting about turning the April 15 Tea Party into a blood bath. [Threat Level/Wired]

* Sex, Second Life, and virtual law. [San Franciso Chronicle]

* PSA: Wash your hands frequently, folks. [New York Times]

Out of Office Memo

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We’re running late to the airport, so we’re keeping it short and sweet. If you’re looking for an entertaining vacation memo, try this one or this one instead.

Your above-signed scribe — who has been writing more for these pages lately, as some of you have noticed — will be out of the office, from now until Tuesday, May 12. We’re heading off to the ancestral homeland, for the weddings of two cousins (not to each other; but those of you who have taken the New York bar know that this is acceptable in the Empire State).

Although internet access is plentiful in the Philippines, we’ve decided to go “off the grid” for this vacation. We won’t be checking email or voicemail. We won’t be on AIM or Gchat. We won’t be on Facebook or Twitter (but feel free to friend us or follow us, and we’ll accept the request or return the follow when we get back to NYC).

Please send all tips, questions, complaints, requests for comment moderation, and suggestions for Non-Sequiturs to tips@abovethelaw.com. The tips feed goes to both Elie and Kash, who will keep you enlightened and entertained over the next two weeks. You can also reach Elie by telephone: 212-334-1871, ext. 3. For advertising information, see here.

Maraming salamat! See you in May.

Earlier: Elie’s Vacation Memo
How Does A Turkey Write A Vacation Memo?

This Week in Layoffs: 04.25.09

Law Shucks layoffs layoff tracker.jpg[Ed. note: Above the Law has teamed up with Law Shucks. Law Shucks has done excellent work translating all of the layoff news into user-friendly charts and graphs: the Layoff Tracker.]

First time jobless claims ticked back up again last week, up 27,000 to 640,000, continuing the 12-week run of record number of people staying on unemployment. There was a net increase of 93,000 in the overall number of people collecting benefits, at a total of 6.14 million. From the “ray of hope” department, the rolling four-week average, which is less volatile, dropped slightly to 646,750 from 651,000 first-time applicants.

“There is nothing suggesting at this point that payroll declines are going to abate,” said Tom Porcelli, a senior economist at Castlestone Management Ltd. in New York. “We could bounce along the bottom here for a while.”

That may be true in the broader markets, but in BigLaw there is one factor looming on the horizon that could stanch the bleeding. What is it? After the jump.

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Barnstable Brown Gala.jpgWhile the NFL Draft is the premier sporting event going on this weekend, we aren’t too far away from the Kentucky Derby. That means planning for all of the events surrounding the Derby is well under way. One of the most exclusive Kentucky Derby parties is being organized by a 26-year-old law clerk.

Chris Barnstable-Brown — whom we mentioned briefly last year, back when he was still in law school — is currently clerking for Judge Boyce F. Martin (6th Cir.), by day. By night (and on lunch breaks), he organizes the Barnstable Brown Gala, which is the place to be in Louisville on race day:

While it’s known as one of Louisville’s most star-studded Derby events (People magazine once listed it among the top parties in the nation), the Barnstable Brown Gala has been going on for 20 years now, long enough for an event to get stale and vulnerable to competition. Over the years, smaller, more accessible parties have sprung up and gained enough stature to pull in a few big names of their own.

Yet there’s no sign that the gala will lose its top dog status anytime soon, in part thanks to Barnstable-Brown. He keeps his mother, gala co-hostess Tricia Barnstable Brown (Chris hyphenates his name, while Tricia does not), hip to the hottest celebrities of the moment and does what it takes to help get these stars to the party.

Mmm … landed gentry.

Running an exclusive Derby party has given Barnstable-Brown a pretty impressive list of contacts:

Over the years, Barnstable-Brown has aided with efforts to lure hip-hop stars like P. Diddy, Jermaine Dupri, Darryl “DMC” McDaniels and Ludacris. His efforts are helping, bit by bit, to bring a more up-to-date edge to the gala, which has had, at times, relied on decidedly B-list stars to populate its guest list….

A football fanatic, Barnstable-Brown, a wide receiver on the football team during his high school days at St. Xavier, takes on the job of rounding up star athletes, too. NFL superstars like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning have also become regulars at the party. Last year, he helped seal the deal on getting football bad boy Terrell Owens, then with the Dallas Cowboys, to the gala.

But can he turn those names into clients? After the jump, the rich keep getting richer.

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Non-Sequiturs: 04.24.09

Britney Spears court testify.jpg* Notes from the Breadline continues to spark discussion around the nation. Now if it would only spark a job offer. [My Shingle]

* NYU was the first law school in the country to hold a career fair for its deferred associates and furloughed alumni. Kash is working on a story about this and would love to hear how the fair went. Supposedly, 300 3Ls were in attendance. Could a few of you email Kash at kashmir@abovethelaw.com? She promises to be nice. [NYU Law School]

* Super couple Samatha Power and Cass Sunstein had a baby. His name is Declan Power-Sunstein. But we can probably start calling him “International Overlord” right now, just to get on his good side. [Reliable Source / Washington Post]

* If it’s not good enough for your freshman history class, it’s not good enough for a court of law. [NorthJersey.com]

* A civil libertarian’s quest for inner harmony. [Underdog]

* Punishment has been handed down to an overly litigious Stanford Law graduate. [Overlawyered]

* I don’t understand digital rights management, but I’m sure there are legal fees available for somebody that does. [Intellectual Property Colloquium]

* Britney Spears is not mentally fit to testify in court. If you are surprised by this ruling, you are not mentally fit to testify in court. [Popsquire]

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The first weekend after Easter traditionally marks the beginning of High Wedding Season, where the weekly NYT fodder switches from merely interesting to heart-stoppingly impressive. This year is no exception, as last Sunday’s pages were chock-full of prestigious lawyer couplings.

Here are the three best:

1. Dena Ringold and David Gossett

2. Ashley Potter and J. P. Bruynes

3. Tracy Zuckerman and Ryan Van Grack

Our complete analysis of these couples, after the jump.

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loyola chicago school law.gifYesterday, we reported on a law student at Loyola – Chicago who was very unhappy with how one law school course was being taught. Today, Dean David Yellen responded to the critics, in an email to the entire law school community:

Dear Students,

By now, many of you have read or heard about the “Above the Law” item regarding our third year student who complained to me about Accounting for Lawyers. I thought I would give you a little additional information.

After the student e-mailed me (and the entire class) late Monday night, I spoke with Professor Ramirez early Tuesday. He was already planning to meet with the student, which he did that day. They had a very good discussion, after which the student e-mailed me apologizing for the tone of his e-mail and saying that he was pleased with Professor Ramirez’s plans for the rest of the semester. The student concluded, “I have, for the most part, truly enjoyed my experience here at Loyola and this experience will not change my belief that I chose the right law school for me.” I was proud of the student for acknowledging a mistake in sending the e-mail.

Yesterday, the student wanted money back for having to take the class. We assume that didn’t happen.

But after the jump, Dean Yellen expresses disappointment in the students who commented on yesterday’s post.

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schulte logo.JPGWe’re a little late in reporting this news about Schulte Roth & Zabel (just as we were the last time around). But the firm once again handled the situation quietly — stealthily, you might say — so it took us a while to get adequate confirmation and corroboration.

But we did eventually. We’re now in a position to report the following about SRZ, based on reports received from multiple sources:

1. Earlier this week, approximately 20 attorneys were let go at Schulte Roth & Zabel. Cuts were made in corporate, real estate, litigation, and possibly other departments.

2. How to characterize the cuts is unclear. It seems that some lawyers were told they were being let go for performance-related reasons, while others were told they were being let go for economic reasons.

3. The affected attorneys are receiving a two-month notice period — i.e., two months in which to find new jobs — and outplacement assistance. This is consistent with Schulte’s past practice (see our most recent severance package table).

Additional info, about the summer program and start dates, after the jump.

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(Plus info on SRZ’s summer program and start dates.)”

US News logo.JPGThe next group of schools in the U.S. News law school rankings have the legal education drivers clumped together more closely than cars in a NASCAR race.

To refresh your memory, here are the law schools ranked 6 through 15:

6. UC Berkeley
6. University of Chicago
8. Penn
9. Michigan
10. Duke
10. Northwestern
10. UVA
13. Cornell
14. Georgetown
15. UCLA
15. UT-Austin

We’re doing a series of open threads around the U.S. News rankings to allow you, oh glorious readers who are at or graduated from these schools, to opine on how you decided between them. We hope your wisdom will help future law school applicants in choosing between the schools in the future… unless they’re just rank slaves who choose by U.S. News slot alone. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

The first question is probably the most obvious: What is the difference between a school like Chicago or Berkeley and the schools in the top five? If you want to live in Illinois or California, aren’t you much better off going to a school in the region than going to Columbia or NYU? If you got into the top five, but chose a school from this bunch instead, tell us why in the comments.

Alternatively, if you were dissed by the top five — or you chose to dis them by not applying — but you were considering multiple schools from this bunch, how did you choose?

Chicago Law students consistently feel wronged by being left out of the top five. We invite them to argue their position — or the need to increase their position — in the comments.

At least Chicago Law administrators didn’t seem to take this round of rankings personally. Take a look at how Dean David E. Van Zandt of Northwestern reacted, after the jump.

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Job of the Week Lateral Link ATL logo.gifAs Above the Law’s Safest Firm bracket proved, smaller can be a big can of better. Today’s Job of the Week is with another boutique law firm. Lateral Link has been tremendously successful helping smaller law firms recruit top talent. If you are a small firm looking to hire an attorney, please email Michael Allen at mallen@laterallink.com.

Position: Litigation Associate

Location: Orange County, CA

Description: A highly regarded litigation boutique in Orange County is looking for an associate to join the practice. The associate will work primarily on commercial litigation with some real estate and bankruptcy lit as well. The attorney must have at least four years of substantive litigation experience and some experience taking depositions. In addition the associate must be an outstanding writer. Billables are around 1900 per year and compensation is less than that at the top national firms, but the associate will get significant hands on experience.

For more information about this position or to apply, please see Position 10496 on Lateral Link. Current members can also contact their personal search consultant directly to discuss this position. Membership in Lateral Link is free and you can apply at www.laterallink.com. Also, a reminder that the LACBA presentation “The LA Legal Market: How to Find a Job in the Midst of an Economic Downturn” is coming up on April 29.

bic layoffs no offers.jpgEven though we’ve been busy covering the start dates of graduating 3Ls, we don’t want to ignore what is going on with summer programs.

So let’s catch up with the news out of Philadelphia. Summer programs are so short there that summer associates won’t be able to get in more than a couple of trips to Atlantic City.

We’ve already reported that Blank Rome will have a six week summer program. The Legal Intelligencer reports that Buchanan Ingersoll will also have a short summer:

Buchanan Ingersoll will also scale back its 2009 summer associate program by three weeks, bringing it down to seven weeks, the spokeswoman said. She said there will be 10 summer associates firmwide compared to the 23 summers the firm had in 2008.

How competitive will those seven weeks be? Last summer, Buchanan Ingersoll extended offers to 13 of its 23 summer associates. But maybe the small program will allow the firm to give offers to all of its summers?

Buchanan Ingersoll Puts Off Start Dates, Cuts Summer Program [Legal Intelligencer]

Earlier: Nationwide No Offer Watch: Buchanan Ingersoll

Morning Docket 4.24.09

pirate ship.jpg* Kenya has emerged as the chosen venue to try piracy cases. This article is worth it just for the quotes from the Kenyan piracy lawyer. Just try to imagine how much cooler your life would be if you were a Kenyan Piracy lawyer instead of a Biglaw associate. [The New York Times]

* Florida Judge Thomas Stringer worked for years to establish himself as a trusted, competent man. “then last spring, the well-respected, married judge suddenly found his face splashed beside that of a troubled exotic dancer in a kimono,” including here at ATL, of course. Amazing. [The Associated Press]

* Attorney General Eric Holder dodged alternating attacks on Capitol Hill Thursday, with some Congressman telling him to release more documents on Bush-era torture, and some telling him to stop releasing them. [CNN]

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Voting has ended for last week’s Couple of the Month polls, so it’s time to announce the winners. The January poll was extremely close; the February and March crowns were captured decisively by couples associated with the Obama machine and the Kennedy dynasty, respectively.

Check out the results, after the jump.

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US News logo.JPGNow that the new U.S. News rankings are out, we want to bring the strength of the full Above the Law community to bear on the discussion of the best law schools.

Every year, people warn prospective students against making decisions based solely on the rankings. To help students gather as much information as possible in case they do want to think about bucking the list and choosing a lower-ranked school, we’ll be posting a series of open threads around closely-ranked schools.

We hope the threads will help prospective students think about information that cannot be easily codified by sortable data, and will allow alumni to share the hard-earned & intimate knowledge of their schools that doesn’t come in brochures. For example, it’s rumored that students at this year’s #1 school have a tendency not to wipe the toilet seat.

Let’s start at the proverbial top. According to the rankings, the top five law schools in the nation are:

1. Yale
2. Harvard
3. Stanford
4. Columbia
5. NYU

We know we have readers that got into a number of these schools. Said readers, we invite you to share enlightenment in the comments about how you decided on which school to grace with your presence.

After the jump, we pull together some other things about the top five.

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loyola chicago school law.gifLaw school students with graduation less than a month away are understandably stressed. Finals loom. The Bar Exam soon awaits them. Law firms do not. They have mountains of debt, and law firms are telling them to go away for a year (with a paralegal-sized salary, if they’re lucky).

It seems like some 3Ls are going into serious meltdown mode. Earlier this week, a University of San Francisco gunner sent out a school-wide email of fury after being passed over for graduation speaker.

Now, we have another such email. This time, a 3L from Loyola University Chicago School of Law has snapped. Like many others, this student is looking back on the last three years of law school and asking, “Was it worth it?” When it comes to the business law course Accounting for Lawyers, the answer, according to this student, is a resounding “NO.”

The student wrote to Dean David Yellen, cc’ing members of the class:

After yesterday’s disaster of a panel discussion on the financial crisis of the nation, I am so angry, I can’t even sleep.

I am officially giving notice that I will refuse to answer any exam question that goes beyond the bounds of the course description and I fully expect to graduate 5 days later. I will be encouraging my fellow 3L’s to do the same. Should this letter or my course of action be answered by any negative action that would affect my graduating law school, I will send an open letter the the entire Chicago legal community explaining to the potential employers of future Loyola Law grads that professors at Loyola School of Law are given free reign to teach whatever they want despite the school’s official course catalog and descriptions.

That sounds like blackmail to me… though probably undermined considerably by this post. The letter writer goes on to lambaste the Accounting class and the professor who taught it, accusing him of “defraud[ing] students,” “misrepresent[ing] this class [with the] course description,” and “wast[ing] the proportionate amount of my tuition dollars (approx $3000).”

Read on, after the jump.

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Notes from the Breadline Roxana St Thomas.jpgEd. note: Welcome to the latest installment of “Notes from the Breadline,” a column by a laid-off lawyer in New York. Prior columns are collected here. You can reach Roxana St. Thomas by email (at roxanastthomas@gmail.com), follow her on Twitter, or find her on Facebook.

In last week’s installment of Notes from the Breadline, I enumerated a few of the reasons why I thought that hanging out the proverbial shingle was not right for me. You may further recall that the commentariat came ou, in force, to point out the infirmities in my position. (I know I do.)

“Who knew that the question of whether to venture into solo practice would be such a divisive one?” I asked Lat, pulling the remnants of virtual rotten tomatoes from my hair. “You would think that I had insulted Susan Boyle. What am I missing?”

As we talked about the (numerous) ideas proffered by readers, Lat stroked his chin thoughtfully. “Well, Roxana,” he said, referring to the suggestion of several commenters, “in light of recent events, you might want to think twice about advertising on Craigslist.”

He paused for a moment to take a sip of coffee (which runs, hot and cold, from a spigot in his office). “But, while I agree that hanging out a shingle isn’t for everyone, perhaps this whole idea deserves a second look. Maybe you need to talk to a professional.”

“What are you trying to say?” I asked pointedly.

“Hehe,” he chuckled. “What I meant is that maybe you should get another perspective.”

Lat was right: I needed to gather more information before categorically ruling out anything, whether it was the possibility of striking out on my own or one of the countless other ideas I had entertained. But who could I talk to?

After asking around and conducting a bit of due diligence, I reached out to Ari Kaplan, a writer and former practicing attorney who has become something of a professional development guru.

Like many of us, Ari was an associate at a Biglaw firm (McDermott Will & Emery), for much of his career. While he was busy toiling away, billing hours, and scrambling to keep his head above water through various cycles of boom and bust, he was also consistently churning out articles on an assortment of topics. Ari estimates that, while he was a practicing attorney, he wrote about 120 articles for publication.

These efforts eventually led him to write a book, The Opportunity Maker: Strategies for Inspiring Your Legal Career, which was published last year. Ari now works full-time as a professional writer and speaker.

Read about Ari’s professional journey, and his insights for Roxana on hers, after the jump.

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Lindsay Harrison front steps SCOTUS.jpgLindsay Harrison at One First Street. Photo by Patrice Gilbert.

Earlier this year, we conducted an interview of Lindsay C. Harrison, an associate in the Washington office of Jenner & Block. In January, Lindsay had the privilege of arguing before the United States Supreme Court — in her first oral argument ever. We chatted with her about the argument she presented in what was then Nken v. Mukasey and is now Nken v. Holder: what she wore, how she prepared, who was mean to her at argument.

This morning, the Supreme Court handed down its decision in the case. And even though Lindsay took the “liberal” position, she prevailed — by a 7-2 margin, with Chief Justice John Roberts writing for the Court. Congratulations, Lindsay!

Here’s a summary of the decision, from the ABA Journal:

A court of appeals retains its traditional authority to grant stays in deportation cases, despite a 1996 statute that limited the circumstances in which courts may block the removal of aliens, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled in a 7-2 opinion…..

The government had argued that a provision in the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 limited the circumstances in which stays could be granted. The Supreme Court disagreed, saying the statutory provision — on injunctions blocking the removal of aliens — leaves intact the court’s traditional authority to grant stays….

Harrison says the decision is “a critical victory” for [Jean Marc] Nken. “It’s a case that could really literally mean life or death for my client,” she says. “If he were deported while his appeal was pending, he is likely to be killed or jailed or tortured in Cameroon.”

As Lindsay told us in our earlier interview, she and her colleagues at Jenner in D.C. have devoted hundreds — by now, thousands — of hours to the case (pro bono). It looks like the Chicago office of Jenner isn’t the only one that can burn the midnight oil.

(Digression: One tipster is skeptical of the claim that Jenner’s office in Chicago is busy round-the-clock: “Amusing article about a condo owner who can’t sleep because her new next door neighbor, Jenner & Block, leaves its lights on all the time. Every lawyer in Chicago knows that Jenner is faking it — it’s like the guy who slips into the office on Sunday for two minutes, just to be seen by anyone who happens to be there.”)

This afternoon, we caught up with Lindsay Harrison over the phone. Our interview, after the jump.

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scalia come and find me above the law.jpgBack in January, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was a speaker at the Institute of American and Talmudic Law’s midwinter conference on privacy issues. Sitting in the New York office of Weil Gotshal, Scalia told attendees that privacy was not that important to him.

From the Associated Press (available cached only):

Discussions of privacy rights in the digital era should distinguish between such confidential data as medical records and information that might be personal but is easy to find out, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said Wednesday.

Considering every fact about someone’s life private is “extraordinary,” he said, noting that data such as addresses have long been discernible, even if technology has made them easier to find.

“Every single datum about my life is private? That’s silly,” Scalia [said].

Well, Fordham Law Professor Joel Reidenberg interpreted that as a challenge. He gave the fifteen students in his Information Privacy Law class a special assignment this semester: Track down everything available on the Web about Antonin Scalia to compile a dossier on him.

Find out what they found out, after the jump.

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Non-Sequiturs: 04.22.09

Video Professor and USC.JPG* David Lat was on television today, trying to explain attorneys’ pain to the masses. [Fox Business News]

* Did you forget Administrative Professionals’ Day? We did too. [The Glass Hammer]

* Georgia State is very, very proud of its new U.S. News ranking. [Law School Headlines]

* Are public universities disproportionately burdened by FOIA requests? We should ask the students at Michigan Law. [Blackbook Legal]

* Susan Boyle can teach lawyers (and GW Law students) an important lesson on how to use low expectations to their advantage. [New York Personal Injury Law Blog]

* Law reviews are working together to form one behemoth of a website for legal scholarship. [TaxProf Blog]

* Syracuse University College of Law administrators apparently just finished watching Jerry McGuire for the 20th time and decided to finally do something about it. [Sports Agent Blog]

* USC begs students to try its product. [Litination]

UT Austin school of law logo.JPGWe’ve got another new program from a law school that is trying to help its students weather the difficult job market. The University of Texas School of Law is initiating the “Long Career Launch Program.” The goal of the program is to help Texas graduates find public interest work:

The University of Texas School of Law (UT Law) is proud to announce the Long Career Launch Program, which is designed to make it financially possible for our recent graduates to obtain legal work experience in unpaid internships while they are awaiting bar results and looking for permanent employment. Graduates who are selected to participate in the Program, which is generously funded by a grant from the Joe R. and Teresa Lozano Long Foundation, will receive a $6,000 stipend to support work in an unpaid legal internship with a government agency or a 501(c)(3) public interest organization.

Unfortunately, the program only extends to internships lasting between August and November 2009. That is not quite enough time to help students that have been deferred until January 2010, and it is a woefully inadequate amount of time for students who have been deferred all the way until the fall of 2010.

But it is something.

Perhaps the most important part of the program is that it encourages public interest organizations to contact UT directly and post their job openings with the school. Ideally, this will lessen the transaction costs for UT law students trying to find appropriate public interest organizations so they can get their deferral stipend.

The Texas march on the top-14 continues.

Earlier: Northwestern Law Gets ‘Proactive’

UCLA: The Latest Law School To Help Deferred Students