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Salary Cut Watch: Chadbourne & Parke Takes a Stab at Salaries

Salary Cuts.jpgChadbourne & Parke has already laid off associates. It has already frozen associate salaries. So perhaps cutting associate salaries outright isn’t too much of a surprise.

Associates at Chadbourne were just informed that their salaries would be cut. But they weren’t told how deep the cuts would go. Here’s the pertinent part from the firm-wide memo:

We will be reducing base salaries of attorneys, administrative personnel and other staff for the remainder of the year, beginning with the May pay period. All personnel will be advised of the reduction to their salary. Depending upon Firm financial performance and individual effort and contribution, all personnel will be eligible to recoup all or part of the amount of the reduction in the form of a bonus to be distributed at the same time discretionary bonuses have been traditionally distributed.

That really brings a whole new (and much more terrible) meaning to the term “special bonus.”

Just like with Baker & McKenzie, Chadbourne seems to be doing more than simply cutting associate salaries. The firm is doling out different cuts to different people, and it doesn’t appear that class year has a lot to do with it. It’s another shot at lockstep associate compensation.

Has Chadbourne management been listening to The Dow is Up Guy? Interesting details after the jump.

Chadbourne solid logo.JPGEven though Chadbourne and Baker & McKenzie are the only Vault 100 firms cutting associate salaries (as far as we know), management at Chadbourne believes that the salary cuts are simply prudent:

Some may say we are being overly cautious in aligning our expenditures based on the assumption of no significant increase in demand through the year-end. Perhaps so, but it is our belief that it is better to be conservative. If we are wrong, and we hope we will be, we can rectify the situation by the payment of bonuses.

Will Chadbourne’s conservative approach cost the firm on the recruiting trail this summer? Unlike layoffs or associate deferrals, most top firms seem to be avoiding salary cuts (so far).

We’ll keep you posted as individual associates find out how much they stand to lose under Chadbourne’s new policy.

Read the full memo below.

CHADBOURNE & PARKE — MEMORANDUM — SALARY CUTS

As we all know, the current global recession is proving to be longer and more severe than most had forecast. Many businesses have been severely impacted and have taken steps to reduce expenditures which are many times more draconian than those which law firms generally have taken and which we, in particular, have had to implement.

The steps we have taken to date to reduce expenditures have been done reluctantly, particularly those involving personnel reductions, but have been necessary to align our resources to the demand for our services. In view of the continuing global economic uncertainty, we believe we must plan based upon the assumption that the current conditions will not reverse dramatically before year-end.

We have not reduced personnel to the extent that some of the law firms which are experiencing the same decline in demand have, nor do we want to. We have great talented people at Chadbourne and we believe that further significant reductions would be counter productive for both the Firm and our clients.

That said, as a matter of prudence, we do need to reduce expenditures further. Accordingly, we will be instituting a reduction in salaries in our U.S. offices. We are hopeful that this action will avoid the need for additional reductions in our work force.

We will be reducing base salaries of attorneys, administrative personnel and other staff for the remainder of the year, beginning with the May pay period. All personnel will be advised of the reduction to their salary. Depending upon Firm financial performance and individual effort and contribution, all personnel will be eligible to recoup all or part of the amount of the reduction in the form of a bonus to be distributed at the same time discretionary bonuses have been traditionally distributed.

Some may say we are being overly cautious in aligning our expenditures based on the assumption of no significant increase in demand through the year-end. Perhaps so, but it is our belief that it is better to be conservative. If we are wrong, and we hope we will be, we can rectify the situation by the payment of bonuses.

We are also taking measures to reduce expenditures in our international offices. The measures taken in those offices will vary in some cases from what we are doing in the U.S. offices, taking into account local market conditions, requirements and circumstances.

We thank you all for your efforts in these challenging times.

Management Committee

Earlier: Salary Cut Watch: Baker McKenzie Brings Salary Cuts into the Vault Top 50
Nationwide Layoff Watch: Chadbourne & Parke Update

Comments

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 2:55 PM

Fucking first!

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2 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 2:55 PM

jeez, i hope this doesnt become a trend.

3 Posted by Captain WorkHard | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 2:59 PM

Always good to see firms paying the lazier associates closer to what they are actually worth. LOL LAZIES !!!

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4 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:00 PM

Is it just me, or does that picture look like a nipple?

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:00 PM

What's the big deal? When a business suffers major loss of income, it's normal for the business to reduce salaries and/or layoff workers. These folks should be happy they have a job and quit complaining about not liking the fact that milk is white.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:01 PM

Latham cut the salaries of 50% of its first years by 100%. Top that, people.

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:02 PM

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:02 PM

THE RECESSION IS OVER!

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:06 PM

4,

What the hell kind of nipples have you been seeing? It's definitely just you.

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:07 PM

The Dow Jones is where it was in 1997. Associate salaries should be too. Weren't large firms paying around $60,000 then? Sounds fair to me.

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:10 PM

Chuck Norris pounds any secretary he wants to in the ass because he went to Yale without even applying.

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:10 PM

I believe their mascot is a dinosaur turd.

-GW 1L

Coincidentally, I believe that is also our mascot now at GW

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13 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:12 PM

12 -- are profits per partner at 1997 levels too?

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14 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:13 PM

12 -- are profits per partner at 1997 levels too?

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15 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:14 PM

13,

I'm not sure, what does that have to do with dinosaur turds?

-GW 1L

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16 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:14 PM

10 -- are profits per partner at 1997 levels too?

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17 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:15 PM

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes pounding his waitress in the ass.

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18 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:16 PM

The Dow Jones is where it was in 1997. Partner draws should be too. Weren't profits-per-partner a fraction of what there are now back then? Sounds fair to me.

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19 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:21 PM

Did you guys hear about what happened to Partner Emeritus and why he has suddenly disappeared?

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20 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:22 PM

Ashcroft LLP to $60,000!

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21 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:24 PM

13/14/16 & 18: Most firms HAVE cut partner draws to 1997 levels. I think there was a story about that on here in the last few weeks.

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22 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:24 PM

I was laid off by chadbourne. Everyone there was nervous about it...

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23 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:25 PM

NY to 190!

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24 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:26 PM

The hired 3Ls will never make it in the door....

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25 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:26 PM

Is law school tuition at 1997 levels? Fuck no

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26 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:27 PM

Good. Lock-step needs to die. It's a stupid business idea and rewards mediocrity.

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27 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:27 PM

I know all this layoff and salary cut talk has been going on for some time, but now I'm starting to get seriously bummed about it and I'm considering a career change. From looking around on the Internet, it looks like there might be a market for men who ejaculate on women's faces (men's too, for that matter). Anyone know if there's money in that?

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28 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:30 PM

Is law school tuition at 1997 levels? Fuck no

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29 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:30 PM

There's good money in anything if you do it well.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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30 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:35 PM

21 there was no such story because it isn't true. Most firms have not cut partner draws to 1997 levels.

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31 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:36 PM

27 = winner for all time

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32 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:39 PM

I heard Chuck Norris pees gold so his showers are literally golden showers.

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33 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:39 PM

Partners generally have more money in 401(k)s and other investments that have taken a beating because of the stock market, and have suffered great losses. It is thus not unreasonable for them to tie associate compensation to the stock market as well. Setting associate compensation at 1997 levels makes perfect sense.

34 Posted by Scared 3L | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:40 PM

None of us will ever step foot inside our respective firms. Class of 2009 will truly become a lost generation. Sucks to be us!

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35 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:41 PM

33 con't.: Of course, if the stock market goes up, that should be reflected in associates' compensation.

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36 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:42 PM

The "lockstep" or "cravath" model doesnt need to die, it just needs to be implemented properly. Lawyers are notoriously bad at people managing, thats why they love it. Pay everyone the same until its time to see if its time for partnership. Through some of counsel and non-equity sidetracks for those who are worth holding onto but not worthy of partnership and you have a half-decent model that has one form or another been around for 120+ years (to be fair, most of the modifications happened in the last 35).

The issue is ttt firms and flyover country firms paying new york rates. Baker botts is hot shit in the oil community, but they have no business paying ny rates. Thats why their start dates have been delayed 2 months and who knows what else will happen next. Hell, even the cali firms were over their head in trying to compete with the new york big boys. See latham. V10 rankings be damned.

And sure, lots of new york firms are cutting salaries, but who's to say that we should have been 160 in the first place.

Its an adjustment in the market. A painful one, but good lawyers will be employed and cooley grads will be replaced by raj

i went into law prior to 125k. Being 160k now is a bit much. I see that going down with maybe v10 firms holding steady.

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37 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:43 PM

You're off by about a decade. Starting salaries were $65,000 in 1986.

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38 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:43 PM

Chuck Norris drives around in an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

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39 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:44 PM

Chuck Norris drives around in an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

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40 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:44 PM

Yeah, who bumped off Partner Emeritus? He is noticeably absent today! Did he get laid.....off.

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41 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:45 PM

This is sure sign that demand for legal services has not picked up for Biglaw. It is also a strong sign that Chadbourne is facing cash flow issues.

We could be looking at another Thelen here.

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42 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:48 PM

10 - Can I buy your house from you for what it was worth in 1997?

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43 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:49 PM

I was just thinkin that blowhard PE hadn't commented yet. In his absence let me try:

Looks like Chadbourne & Parke are among the first to realize the economy won't recover until 2015 at the earliest. Unfortunately, they didn't take my advice completely to heart. I recommend dropping all associate salaries to zero, repealing the 13th amendment and forcing associates to work for free indefinitely. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go play in my own filth.

Sincerely,

Partner Emeritus

44 Posted by Michael Ray Richardson | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:49 PM

The ship be sinking...

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45 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:50 PM

37: From http://www.law.com/jsp/llf/PubArticleLLF.jsp?id=1170842572765

"By contrast, associate salaries in 1996 at the nation's largest firms equaled $70,000, or 14.3 percent of the profits per partner, which that same year averaged $489,753 among the Am Law 100, the 100 highest-grossing firms."

Sorry, I was off by $10k. Associate starting salaries to $70,000, then.

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46 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:50 PM

The Big Bang was really just Chuck Norris round house kicking God in the face.

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47 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:51 PM

If you end up on an island that is not claimed by anyone with a hot girl and you are both american citizens and you rape her, can you get prosecuted?

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48 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:52 PM

For those who seem to have survived the initial waves of layoffs at their respective firms, this new trend is awful news.

There are enough crap firms with no business out there who have to cut salaries in order to survive that other financially sound firms will be able cut salaries and take cover under a market justification.

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49 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:53 PM

I want to know what happened to PE too. He had a good shtick going.

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50 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:53 PM

Chuck Norris is God's bodyguard.

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51 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:53 PM

Almost, 42. But home value isn't a good measure of where associate salaries should be. The fortunes of corporate law firms have always been tied to Wall Street, and associate salaries should be set accordingly as everyone tries to ride out this storm. Are you listening, law firms? Associates everywhere to $60,000 (or $70,000).

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52 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:56 PM

Go ahead and cut our salaries, but you'll soon be cutting our billing rates too. Clients aren't paying the bloated rates anymore.

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53 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:57 PM

Please remove comment 47.

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54 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:58 PM

Right you are, 34, right you are.

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55 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:58 PM

Cutting salary from staff to attorneys is a new precedent setting low blow to all employees of law firms! Chadbourne is first.... who's on second?

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56 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:58 PM

Right you are, 34, right you are.

57 Posted by CAPN TRADE | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:58 PM

Once Cap and Trade is implemented, salary cuts will be a thing of the past.

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58 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:01 PM

51 - Are you saying that partner profits, billable hour requirements, office lease rents, health care costs and billing rates all go to 1997 levels, too? That's the only way your post makes any sense at all.

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59 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:03 PM

51 - Are you saying that partner profits, billable hour requirements, office lease rents, health care costs and billing rates all go to 1997 levels, too? That's the only way your post makes any sense at all.

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60 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:04 PM

How many times is too many to pound my secretary in the ass in one day?

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61 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:04 PM

45 -- PPP at the nation's largest firms are many times that amount now, and at the best firms the partners make much more than seven times the amount of the associates. Although, at a lot of V100-200 firms, I imagine the ratio is still around 7 to 1.

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62 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:05 PM

51 - Are you saying that partner profits, billable hour requirements, office lease rents, health care costs and billing rates all go to 1997 levels, too? That's the only way your post makes any sense at all.

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63 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:06 PM

51 - Are you saying that partner profits, billable hour requirements, office lease rents, health care costs and billing rates all go to 1997 levels, too? That's the only way your post makes any sense at all.

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64 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:07 PM

51 - Are you saying that partner profits, billable hour requirements, office lease rents, health care costs and billing rates all go to 1997 levels, too? That's the only way your post makes any sense at all.

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65 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:08 PM

51 - Are you saying that partner profits, billable hour requirements, office lease rents, health care costs and billing rates all go to 1997 levels, too? That's the only way your post makes any sense at all.

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66 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:08 PM

RIP Partner Emeritus. You will be missed...

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67 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:12 PM

43 - That really was a good imitation!

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68 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:15 PM

58/59/62-64: Sure, there's room to argue that other adjustments should be made, but that starts us down the proverbial slippery slope. We need a bright line here, and associate salaries are the costs best equated with the performance of the stock market. Of course, that means that, if and when the stock market goes up, first year associates should receive somethnig over and above the $60-70K they should be receiving now. As it is, they're being paid as though the stock market had more than twice the value that it actually does.

P.S. -- I always enjoy duplicate comments on this site, but posting a comment five times is truly an impressive feat!

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69 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:16 PM

60- When Chuck Norris tells you to stop pounding your secretary, stop pounding. Until then, pound away, my friend, pound away.

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70 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:17 PM

1. Regarding the ATL internship, why did you prohibit comments in that thread?
2. Is the internship 420-friendly?

-MIke P.

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71 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:22 PM

68: Everything appears to be in order here. Done and done.
--Chadbourne & Park Management Committee

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72 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:24 PM

If salaries go down to 1970 levels, rents, mortgages, credit card payments, etc. should go down to those levels too!

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73 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:24 PM

Ah, Chadbourne. A true house of horrors. When I worked there, they'd say that you didn't have to work on tobacco defense, and then they'd make you work on it anyway. They routinely conducted stealth layoffs even when the economy was good. Who can be surprised that they'd pull a stunt like this? They've never given a darn about their associates, and they never will.

Man, I sure am glad I went in-house.

74 Posted by Partner Emeritus | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:24 PM

While most of you spend your days wasting away your existence on this blog, I had an opportunity to meet with economic advisors that are counseling the firm on tightening up our operations. Salary cuts are on the table. Firm management is waiting for at least two peer firms to announce salary reductions and we will follow suit. Layoffs are continuing on a rolling basis so as to deflect negative publicity about "massive" layoffs conducted in rounds. Several leeching non-equity partners have been placed on notice. We are trimming the fat and some of you won't make the cut. Now please go back to arguing about inane topics such as whether NYU School of Law is really a legtimate top school.

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75 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:24 PM

By the way, can someone let me know when it is 4:20?
-Mike P.

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76 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:32 PM

By the way, can someone let me know when it is 4:20?
-Mike P.

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77 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:32 PM

PE -- Welcome back! As usual you are in good form. Some of us thought you got laid........off.

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78 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:34 PM

Just because a failing firm like Chadbourne is cutting salaries, it doesn't mean that this will become standard practice.

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79 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:35 PM

Thanks Google:

Harvard: The Law School's tuition for 1997-98 will be $22800

Michigan: 1997-1998 $17,148 (in state) $23,148 (out of state)

BYU:1997-1998 Full-Time $2,475(LDS) $3,715 (non LDS)

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80 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:46 PM

PESA!!!

Partner Emiritus Strikes Again!

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81 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:46 PM

79, well, that's what happens in a recession: it gets more expensive (i.e., higher tuition) to make less money (i.e., lower associate pay).

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82 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:48 PM

There are no firms doing well. Only firms that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.

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83 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:49 PM

PESA!!!

Partner Emiritus Strikes Again!

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84 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:51 PM

PE - I was hoping to never see your BS here again. Please punch yourself in the face and then go back to preparing for your 1L exams.

The comments about returning to '97 salary rates are plain stupid and born out of jealousy. Please stop.

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85 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:55 PM

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to bill 5 hours. Latham tried to hire Chuck Norris, but he slammed that revolving door in their face.

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86 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:57 PM

Q: What is the difference between Partner Emeritus and an Iraqi journalist?

A: Two shoes.

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87 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:58 PM

Much has been made on this board of Chuck Norris' penchant for pounding secretary's from behind, but little has been said of Chuck Norris' tendency to wear a live rattlesnake as a condom when he does it.

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88 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:58 PM

Which firms are still firing? Or are lay-offs finally done.

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89 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 4:59 PM

19, 40, 43, 49, 66, 67, 74, 77, 80 = Partner Emeritus

self troll.

PS, yes, it's a nipple. It is mine.

90 Posted by QED | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:04 PM

even assuming, arguendo, that that is a nipple, the nipple's owner should not get a salary cut just because "it is better to be conservative." He/ she should get a merit-based raise, a fortiori

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91 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:08 PM

89 = Partner Emeritus

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92 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:10 PM

87- sorry to correct you, but Chuck doesnt wear a rattlesnack when pounding a secretary, its a 10 foot python, and he stretched the python.

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93 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:10 PM

A question to the panel: I put a deposit down at BU, and am wait-listed at Northwestern. What do you think my chances are at Northwestern, with not pull whatsoever?
I am a Harvard grad, with a masters in Eastern Studies, also from Harvard? Any suggestions? Please don't tell me to go to China, I'm sick of China.

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94 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:28 PM

93- little to none. with this economy, everyone is going to accept.

95 Posted by Rich Fat Partner | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:32 PM

It's a good day to be a rich fat partner, I tell ya.

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96 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:34 PM

93 - I don't know your grades or LSAT score so it's hard to say. I hope you get into Northwestern but if not work really hard at BU (hopefully make top 10% and law review) and you should be fine if you want big law. Oh, and btw, don't go to law school unless you really really want to be an attorney. If you just can't think of anything else to do, keep thinking.

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97 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 5:59 PM

Masters in Eastern Studies = pwned

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98 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 6:50 PM

I'm not saying this in any kind of arrogant way or anything, but I have never even heard of this firm.

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99 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 6:56 PM

Partner E: The Senator said you attended a lesser state institution for law school, some would call it today a TTT. What say you?

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100 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 7:14 PM

73 - If you get fired when times are good, it's for performance. There were no "stealth layoffs" in 2005.

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101 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 7:28 PM

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102 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 8:30 PM

Cap 'n Trade = socialism

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103 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 8:33 PM

Any NY firm doing this is going to be avoided by associates like the plague and is going to get a reputation as a second-rate firm. The executive committee at C&P is either just plain stupid (lawyers ARE hideously bad managers) or really desparate because they see a potential dissolution in the cards. How are their clients going to give them any matters of significance when they are sending up a giant red flag like that. I think it is time to start the C&P deathwatch.

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104 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 9:48 PM

10 and like minded commenters:

Why should associate salaries be tied to the performance of a stock market index? Unlike partners, associates didn't agree to have their salaries exposed to market risks. You paid top dollar to get the top law students. Don't be surprised when they leave to go to a firm that can actually charge the rates that are commensurate with those salaries, instead of (as have most of the firms that thought they could be "market followers") passing off 100% of the marginal increase in cost from associate salaries to clients in the form of higher billing rates.

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105 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 23, 2009 10:33 PM

So with the salary freeze and the reduction in pay, a 4th year at Chadbourne makes less than a first-year at another firm (157,5000 vs. 165,000)?

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106 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, April 24, 2009 1:48 AM

ELIE, you do realize that "tak[ing] a stab" at something means making an attempt, right? It doesn't make much sense to say that C&P is attempting or trying salaries. Try "takes a bite out of" or "takes a cut" next time.

You try to use metaphor (and/or the English language). And you fail.

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107 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, April 24, 2009 1:50 AM

Or "whacks." I'm sure you're intimately familiar with related usages.

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108 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, April 24, 2009 9:03 AM

1977 Harvard Tuition - 3,500
1977 Michigan Tuition (Non Res) 3,500
1977 NY Starting Salary 25,000
1977 LA Startong Salary 22,500
1977 Avg Per Partner Profit 5 Leading Wall St Firms - Apprxomately $200,000

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109 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, April 24, 2009 9:33 AM

108 - oh, snap!

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110 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, April 24, 2009 10:17 AM

I hate lawfirms.

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111 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, April 24, 2009 5:10 PM

#96. Thank you for your advice. I am thinking hard about everything these days.

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112 Posted by guest | Permalink Tuesday, April 28, 2009 5:08 PM

SECOND-RATE FIRM CUTS ASSOCIATE SALARIES, ADMITS INFERIORITY, ACCEPTS FUTURE INABILITY TO RECRUIT TOP TALENT

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113 Posted by guest | Permalink Tuesday, April 28, 2009 5:09 PM

SECOND-RATE FIRM CUTS ASSOCIATE SALARIES, ADMITS INFERIORITY, ACCEPTS FUTURE INABILITY TO RECRUIT TOP TALENT

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