first

2, oh that's gotta be painful.

-pirst

Don't forget to grab a towel!

I just love the fact that in litigating the lawsuit, P&G was forced to admit that Pringles were 33% pure fat.

Elie, you fat fuck, how could you not have been up to date on the ongoing VAT litigation involving Pringles?

I just always figured you had a subscription to 'Greasy Snack Afficionado' or 'Fat Fuck Quarterly' or something.

Huh... go figure.

6. You sound like a really great guy. I'd love to meet you, I'm sure you'd add a great deal to my life. Perhaps we could start a family, or even better, some kind of organization to generally improve the lot of humankind (a no-brainer with you contributing so much already!) I bet you have terrific genes in addition to having been socialized so well. It must be awesome to be you -- and your myriad of loved ones must be so proud. You go, Champ. You deserve what must be the happiest and most fulfilling life ever lived. You, and those like you, certainly light up mine with your valuable and inspiring (and, I notice, anonymous) comments.

7,

Way to go! That guy's a major asshole!

7 - You're kind of a weirdo.

- Not 6

7 - passive aggressive much?

Irony, or satiric praise, is not the same thing as being passive aggressive.

I'm not weighing for the underlying dispute - this is just a lost distinction that bothers me.

In fairness, without regard to any particular individual, I'd just like to say that 'Fat Fuck Quarterly' is a very fine publication with compelling articles.

So, let's not be hating on these fine journalistic endeavours.

There is no more honorable job than defending Pringles potato chips. Mmmmmmmm

Why is it rude to point out that Elie is fat/disgusting? He is! And its his own fault, nobody makes him eat Pringles.

btw I meant "it's" not "its"...sorry I must've been channeling the fat mengs there for a second!

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