Morning Docket: 06.29.09
* Bernie Madoff will be sentenced today. Mmm … revenge justice. [Daily News]
* There’s a “legacy of litigation” that will survive Michael Jackson. [National Law Journal]
* The Coup d’état in Honduras is the first Central American coup since the end of the Cold War. [New York Times]
* R.I.P., Billy Mays. [CNBC]
* Maria Belen Chapur (Mark Sanford’s girlfriend) says she’s pretty sure who hacked into her email account, but she can’t say. [CNN]
* Is it time for New York State to have a full blown constitutional convention? Maybe downstate New York should just secede from upstate New York. Then we can rename upstate “East Dakota” and everything will make sense. [Newsday]
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first from midwest!!
Last night I saw Elie standing in the corner shaking his ass.
MysTTTal up before 9am
I miss Billy Merck.
Vince Offer seen departing the scene with bloody Slap-Chop.
New York is a TTT. NEW YORK SUCKS!!!
MORE GOATHERDER!!!!!
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Why do you hate America?
Why does Elie hate upstate New York? He's certainly not making downstate any more sophisticated.
BILLIE MAYS HERE FOR THE OVERHEAD LUGGAGE PROTECTOR. HEAR IT FROM ME - I'VE GOT A HARD HEAD, BUT EVEN I NEED SOMETHING TO PROTECT MY NOGGIN FROM FALLING DEBRIS. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES AND WE'LL THROW IN A BOTTLE OF OXYCLEAN...
The mistress isn't even hot. The governor could have done better.
I'll bet that Tilda Spitzer and Jenny Sanford are dynamite in the sack.
Elie, so now you're geographically bias? What's wrong with you? You're the most insecure person on the planet.
Not a coup.
Ellie, there are racists over at Freshfields. That doesn't make the morning docket?
Blarf Glondor!
Regarding secession and in light of other comments Mystal has made, I get the feeling Mystal isn't a big fan of white people.
Ellie, there are racists over at Freshfields. That doesn't make the morning docket?
MysTTTal
Re: downstate New York seceding, aren't the jack*sses who are currently making your state look foolish primarily from downstate New York?
SCOTUS HAS RULED FOR THE WHITE AND HISPANIC FIREFIGHTERS IN RICCI
MysTTTal, you lazy sack of shit, I've got a story for you. A summer started shotgunning beers at 8:30 in the morning this weekend during a firm retreat. The kid got so plastered he yacked on the partner's yacht then passed out. When later asked if he felt better by another partner the kid said "it was the cold slaw not the crown.". Get on this!!!!!!
If only NYC would let Upstate go!
18 = RACIST
NOT the first coup'd'etat in Latin America since the end of the Cold War. The NY Times can't afford a Latin American desk that is actually informed about the region?
You want LI to yourself -- keep it.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=230116&title=long-island-wants-to-secede
Also, Elie, there is no "downstate" cohesion you dream of. NYC residents make fun of the shithole that is long island on the regular.
#5: Hilarious. Did anyone else see this, re: Billy Mays? http://dailyahole.com/2009/06/29/really-death-i-thought-we-had-a-deal-with-the-whole-rule-of-three-thing/