Non-Sequiturs: 06.26.09

* Don’t forget, on Monday we’ll be trying to help you secure your financial future. And we’ll be doing it for free. [Above the Law]
* The Chief Justice was not a huge fan of Michael Jackson back in the day. Or a “newcomer who goes by the name, Prince.” I would love to know what musicians Chief Justice Roberts did like back in the day. Journey? No, no, it’s gotta be Winger. [New York Times]
* The joys of being a contract attorney, according to David Lat. [Legal Research & Writing Pro]
* If Michael Jackson ever gave advice to young lawyers, it might sound something like this. [Young Lawyers Blog]
* LGBT is giving the Olsen-Boies lawsuit a needed jolt. [Law Dork 2.0]
* I still don’t understand what Justice Thomas’s was trying to do with his dissent in the strip search case. I am not alone. [Volokh Conspiracy]
* Should department stores hold a trademark right over their models’ breasts? I don’t think so. It seems to me that if they liked it, they should have put a ring on it. [Fashionista]
* You’d think that if you called 911 and reported that Michael Jackson was not breathing, you’d say “MICHAEL JACKSON is not breathing. Send a God Damn helicopter and a spare Jackson brother in case we need parts,” as opposed to “uhh … a gentleman … is not breathing.” [Popsquire]

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