SexyLexus Speaks With Above the Law: ‘I am not a whore.’
Yesterday, we told you about a bizarre love triangle — or perhaps pentagon — between a husband, a wife, and an associate in the Miami office of White & Case. Today, the wife (a.k.a. “SexyLexus”) called us to explain her side of the story and her relationship with her husband (a.k.a. “Cuckolded in Canada”) and the White & Case attorney (a.k.a. “Miami White”). We once again ask that commenters refrain from using real names in the comments.
SexyLexus called to make one thing clear. She told us, in no uncertain terms, “I am not a whore.”
In his email to Miami White’s colleagues at White & Case, Cuckolded in Canada claimed that SexyLexus was a porn star. She disagrees with that characterization:
It’s a camera-site. That is all it is. I am not in contact with anybody, there is no contact between me and anybody on that camera-site.
In fact, SexyLexus claims that not only did Cuckolded in Canada know about her online presence, but that he encouraged her to do it in order to make money for the family:
He told me to get back on the camera-site. I was out of the business, but Cuckolded in Canada told me to get back on to make money for the family … I think it turned him on, me doing it. … He loved it.
Despite her showing off the goods on camera and pursuing liaisons of late, SexyLexus was vehement about the paternity of her children not being in doubt:
Yes, the kids are Cuckolded in Canada’s. They are all his.
Above the Law once again reached out to Cuckolded in Canada and Miami White, but neither responded to our multiple inquires. But SexyLexus has more information on both of those guys, which she shares with Above the Law after the jump.
SexyLexus feels that Miami White has gotten a raw deal from Cuckolded in Canada. She claims that she has only been seeing Miami White for the past two weeks, and that she has been separated from Cuckolded for nearly a year while he has been working in Canada.
I met Miami White two weeks ago … I think Cuckolded in Canada had never seen me with another man, and he wants revenge on Miami White. Miami White is an innocent guy … super innocent. It’s Cuckolded in Canada that dragged me back into this [camera-site] business.
In an email SexyLexus sent to Above the Law after our interview, she went further in defending Miami White:
Cuckolded in Canada has ruined Miami White’s reputation and has exploited my image which yes it was wrong being a cam girl but I was never with anyone on cam besides Cuckolded in Canada. It was me the cam and Cuckolded in Canada, but I have never been with another man the 7 years we were married … Cuckolded in Canada warned me that he will embarrass me and Miami White. We have been separated for a year and now I am filing for divorce I am looking for a bulldog attorney to take my case.
SexyLexus also denies that Miami White has ever met her children. She claims that the text messages Cuckolded in Canada sent to Miami White’s colleagues at White & Case were “manipulated and taken out of context.” But she didn’t deny having amorous relations with Miami White.
(It would be pretty amazing if “more bareback” was actually referring to a local equestrian event, but I suppose we’ll never know.)
As we understand it, Miami White is fairly depressed about the whole situation. SexyLexus reported that Miami White has changed his private phone number (before our post went up yesterday) to avoid calls from Cuckolded in Canada. She also says that Miami White is worried about what this incident will mean for his career at White & Case.
For her part, SexyLexus believes that people are being far more sympathetic to her estranged husband than he deserves:
He’s not some angel. He’s not some ‘father-of-the-year.’ He’s making himself sound so innocent … but he put me back into all of this. I’m a mother.
Has Miami White just been caught in the crossfire of a crumbling marriage? Perhaps he will do more “due diligence” before his next romantic liaison.
Update: Through a spokesperson, White & Case declined to comment.
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First First First!!!
how do you know it's the real sexylexus and not cuckolded running the site and responding to your inquiries?
3500 STDs and your wife, Lexus, bitches!
I had a feeling this W&C lawyer was getting a raw deal. No wait, I has a feeling the W&C lawyer had a raw *dog*. From too much barebacking.
holy crap 2, you just blew my freaking mind!
Michael Scott: "Could Angela and Oscar be having a secret affair?"
Jan: "That's not possible."
Michael (winking): "Anything's possible."
How did you verify her identity, confirm her bonifides so to speak?
(Extra points, Elie, if you interviewed her live "on camera" via telephone.)
No, really--how did you know it was her?
MiamiWhite won't have a job soon.
Elie, I really like most of your work, but please stop posting about this. These people don't deserve attention.
I hear SexyLexus went to UVA law school.
ATL Readers: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
@11 - comment of the week
7. Lots of ways. But easiest way was that she was able to give some details that weren't in the original story, or the original email.
--Elie
This would never happen in Texas.
should have let Lat handle this one ...
Elie, how do we know its you commenting and not captain cuckold?
"If Woody had gone right to the police, this would never have happened."
13/Elie,
Prepare yourself to get slammed for that comment.
I can give you lots of details that weren't in the original email/story.
Her use of the word "separated" is far too vague. Separated as in estranged? Or separated as in he is off making a living for me and the family? As for the website, she could have easily said no and spent her time as a Starbucks barista. She chose not to.
Her husband is not all that innocent in this matter. He should have acted faster to migrate his family north if he knew his wife needed her "itch" scratched alot.
The W&C attorney is either hubris or dumb for getting involved with this woman. If he met her through her website, then he knew she was, ummm, loose. She said she had known him for just two weeks and yet he had raided her panties on more than one occasion. If you asked me, the only reason W&C is depressed is because he misses tapping the mommy of four...and you know what four rhyms with.
Sonia Sotomayor and I were hanging around the Oval Office smoking some excellent Miami White when I jokingly said "how funny would it be if I nominated you to the Supreme Court." That was some powerful shit.
I'm Barack Obama?
thank god this has all been cleared up. couldn't sleep last night...
To all the posters who say these two posts are beneath ATL, shut the hell up. This type of story is what ATL is all about. It is 1) gossip, about 2) biglaw. It is the bread and butter of this site.
Guys in my high school used to have affairs with women that were already having affairs with associates at big law firms all the time. It was no big deal.
Sounds like Mr. Canada is a real psycho and put this poor White Castle guy's career in jeopardy. Too bad. I bet he could have been an assistant manager someday. One thing I don't get--why is ATL posting about some random White Castle employee?
"And we laughed when I pointed out we were smoking whitey... Miami Whitey."
- SotomayoOR!
Elie, how does she explain the text to Cuckolded in Canada saying she misses him, if they've been separated for almost a year?
YOU ARE ALL CUCKOLDED IDIOTS
Skadden Secure
This blog exploits the use of scare tactics, and then needlessly provides attention to the lives of dysfunctional people.
Is anyone else wondering how long it's going to take before one of the partners Miami White has been working for calls him in and offers a choice between (1) two months severance; or (2) SexyLexus' phone number, address, and instructions on what bareback means and how to implement it?
Do we know if the White and Case guy knew about the web site before he went to the kids' recital?
This is why i've always urged associates to stay away from strippers, porn stars and other semi pros -- you just never know where that's been.
moar bareback
What kind of douche goes to the kids' recital after a grand total of two weeks on the slip n' slide?
I would be ashamed if I have SexyLexus as my mother. Once a whore, always a whore. Just because you are not in contact with men physically doesnt make you less of a whore.
Oh, what kind of mother would say "that's [his] kids" instead of "our" kids?
And someone who is willing to sleep with another man after 2 weeks tells me that this woman has no virtue whatsoever.
The President-Elect of the ABA is a partner at White & Case. I wonder whether she has any comment about the goings-on at the firm's Miama office?
How does your husband getting you back on the cam site make you want to bang some lawyers, whore?
18,
Share the news. What do you know that we don't? Are you . . . the WC guy? The one who ruins family?
Best comment from Dealbreaker:
I remember the day vividly, during my formative years, when an Italian soccer coach explained to us the difference between America and Europe, he said:
"In Europe, if you walk into your home and see your wife cheating on you with another man, you shake his hand and smack your wife for being a cheating whore. In America, you beat up the guy and beg your wife to stop cheating and take you back."
Ok. She's not a whore. Just an attention whore. I'm starting to feel bad for Miami White. He thinks he's tapping a totally liberated exhibitionist, and it turns out she's just another evaporated MILF.
This is pretty sordid stuff, but pretty boring and pathetic too. I suggest that everyone put down their binoculars and go out and get laid themselves tonight. Its all kinda sad and creepy.
I read this site for the salary gossip. Articles like this are why I will never use any of the services that advertise on this site. None of you should either. There are people's screwed up lives that they are gleefully gossiping about in front of thousands.
Miami 2009
I've seen Lexus go down on Broadway
I saw a White & Case associate laid low.
And life went on beyond big law firms.
He took a severance deal, and left long ago.
40, did you call the waaaahmbulance?
Jeez, when you are 15 years out of law school and still an associate, I guess sex with porn star clients is one of the few remaining perks in life.
I heard that she was also sleeping with John Galt, who paid for the escapades with his food stamps.
Next time get a hooker. It's so much less of a hassle.
When she said "I have never been with another man the 7 years we were married" my first thought is that there must be some hardcore lesbo videos out there.
This is why you fuck strippers and don't marry them. I learned that lesson the hard way (only dated, not married). You wanna think that they were doing it because they were poor or some other excuse. Truth is, girls who work in the sex industry are damaged and no amount of knight-on-white-horsing will turn them into quality spouses/parents.
Truth.
47: that's ridiculous. haven't you seen Pretty Woman?
Tender rose petals,
By flames consumed and tortured,
Infidelity.
Siiiigh. Sometimes I wonder if the commentators on this blog need to revisit "Hooked on Phonics".
I also wish the site would resolve the matter of duplicate postings.
And that the rules for moderation were more clear.
And that some of y'all would just grow the hell up already.
She's still a bitch.
33 -- WTF? Are we living in biblical times?
I'm still trying to gauge my level of outrage. Can I get PE or LegalPeon to help guide my indignation?
SexyLexus, try to keep your mouth shut, both sexually and otherwise. You are only digging yourself in deeper.
It's not too late. Your children are still relatively young, and you might have time to help rectify some of the damage that you have already caused them. Search your soul for some kind of God, and quit trying to constantly satiate your attention seeking and sexual urges. Just remember, you are not some kind of hormone ridden in-heat sow with her legs spread open up in the air, but rather a mother of two vulnerable young children with responsibilities.
Goodbye, Abovethelaw. I have had enough of your stupid, worthless posts and the stupid, worthless commenters.
Thanks for ruining what used to be a useful website.
18 -- you are an idiot.
48 -- please, there is a reason Pretty Woman doesn't do a "7 years later" epilogue while the credits are rolling...ain't no happy endings from strippers, dancers, or hookers except when they are giving massages.
55, lol, what changed your opinion of ATL?
#41 -- Very funny/creative.
The old Billy Joel is so good.
I'm still favoring the husband in this debacle as the purveyor of truth. She didn't deny sleeping with 3 other dudes besides Miami White, she didn't explain to my satisfaction that they actually had been separated (why is she just starting to looki for a divorce attorney now), and she unbelievably said her texts were taken out of context ("More bareback" means what exactly?).
Husband is taking them all down with him, admittedly, but she remains the villain.
52 - yes. Act accordingly.
I think Cuckolded in Canada is insane. Who outs themselves as a little bitch the way he did?
22,
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt know some laywers at Lavely & Singer. So do you think we should have more posts about Brangelina's relationship now on ATL?
to build on 54, SexyLexus could also just see a pshrink, if God is busy smiting the wicked or not existing.
@55: if you don't like the comments, get out of the commenting section!
I don't think it's "below" ATL to post about this because it does involve someone at BigLaw and the emails have been fwded around anyway. And, it is an interesting change from all the depressing layoff news.
In her mind, she is just trying to trade up- for the children of course. White and case looks promising to a woman with 4 kids, an on again-off again porn site and a husband who is in Canada. That being said, I am going to do an experiment tonight. I am going to ask my wife to do porn so we can earn a few extra bucks. Wonder what kind of reaction I will get? I have no empathy for the White and Case moron. He has probably done this in the past and it is just catching up to him. Dumb shit. White and case better fire his ass. They look like valueless whore themselves keeping this idiot on board.
Well no one ever accused a White & Case attorney of having good judgment. He's a punk who has to pay for whores.
Dear Editor,
This idle gossip denegrates the Abovethelaw.com name. I urge you to exercise more editorial restraint and remove this and other such nonsense from your future content.
Regards,
Attorney at law
67 - Agreed.
I thought the original post was ill-advised at best, this is worse (in fairness, having chosen to make the original post, giving the estranged wife the chance to reply may have been appropriate).
Here's an example of something that would be better to post about. An ABA Journal online article quoting "David Lat of Above the Law" (quote via the NYT City Room blog) regarding the poor market for attorneys.
http://www.abajournal.com/news/jobs_are_scarce_but_keep_your_chin_up_experts_tell_laid-off_nyc_lawyers/
But instead of something actually relevant to people that even quotes David Lat, Elie Mystal chooses to make multiple posts on sordid subjects like this.
53 -- I'm trying to decide which is more pathetic: That you may be the kid behind PE and Legal Peon, trying to make it look like you have a fanbase, or that you're not and you're actually bothering to request that they/he wade in with their tiresome schtick.
Still deciding. I'll get back to you. Meanwhile, Isn't there something else you could be an idiot fan about? I hear the Jonas Brothers are big with some of you need-a-lifers.
clearly, the white & case associate got sexylexus to respond to atl to clear his name. hence, she spun her story if not flat out lied abt associate's part in all this.
69 -- I hear there's a sale on tinfoil at Kroger.
53
68
Go to hell. Posts like these are what make me check ATL more than once a week.
The W&C associate in this story is an immoral animal. In 1976 I had a chance meeting with a woman that I later discovered to be Seka, the porn goddess of porn's golden era. I had dinner with this woman and we later went to the old Copacabana for drinks and dancing. I was married at the time. We were literally within walking distance from the Plaza hotel. I had to display great restraint from giving into my lascivious desires. I have discipline, which is more than what I can say for any peon of this generation of attorneys. The W&C case associate involved in this story has no place among real men. He would be cast out like a pariah if he was employed by a peer firm.
62 - if stories about brangelina were gossip ABOUT biglaw, then yes, they'd be appropriate here. but knowing some attorneys doesn't make gossip about you "gossip about biglaw," so your example is retarded.
and I don't even know what a "lavely and singer" is.
I love ATL's tabloidishness. It's what makes ATL unique. Seriously, if I wanted real news about the state of the legal market, I would go to a site that wasn't edited by Mystal.
I meant 63, not 62.
-74
What is this site, TMZ? This is insane. I thought this was a joke when I saw this as the top story on the blog this evening. Unreal...shame on ATL.
I would expect this at Greenberg Traurig in Miami but not W&C.
MOAR BAREBACK
I think it's hilarious that she is not taking any responsibility for her little role in this affair:
'it wasn't my fault that I am on camera, showing off my goods- it was my husband's idea!'
'Yeah, I was fucking around with 3 men, but my husband was not physically around at the time! It's not my fault! DAMN YOU INTERNET!'
Her explanations are comical- what is is she, a child?
And her play on semantics is also amusing: 'no, no, no, I'm not a pornstar- I'm a cam girl- HUGE difference'
This sucks (both the ATL story and the pass around the firm emails) for the W&C lawyer. It's plausible he thought the wife and CiC were separated, and fell quickly for her (and her kids, which would explain the recital attendance). In any event, reading the story
made me feel extremely sad for the children.
I felt sorry for W&C dude until this.
Seriously guy, learn to look beyond a woman's silicone enhancements from now on. A three-minute conversation with this woman would have shown you that (a) she's nuts, (b) her husband is more nuts, and (c) they are both trash.
Ask yourself this, was that little fling and getting to have her as arm candy really worth all this?
And for the last time, can we get people to understand that "we're separated" is ALWAYS a lie and should be code for "this will turn out badly for you"?
can I please get a link to this lexus slut?
If its true, I agree with others that cuckhold truly is a faggot bitch who outted himself as a pussy. But they are probably not even married and just want more paypal traffic
55 - see you tomorrow.
Miami White needs to show a little more cowbell, I mean backbone, I mean bareback...wait I'm confused...
hey PE, stop with your queer talk. John Holmes probably showed up and you were relegated to licking his balls like the cuckhold you are
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This story reaks of fradulence
"I'm a mother."
Yes. You most certainly are.
Butterscotch yo.
You damn idiots.
Not one of you super sleuth lawyers even mentioned the biggest questions?
If the guy has been in Canada for A YEAR then how the hell is he dropping the kids off at school?
If the guy is in Canada (and separated) how the hell did he just happen to find her cell phone lying around?
None of the angles match up on any of this. Which shouldn't be surprising since, as stated previously, these people are obviously TRASH.
74
Explain to me how this is "about" biglaw. It's peripherally related at its absolute best.
This is a story about some dude (not a lawyer) and his estranged wife (also not a lawyer) who cheated on him with a bunch of other dudes, none of which are said to be lawyers except for one who happens to be a lawyer at a biglaw firm by random chance. Bada-bing, it's all about biglaw.
This post is as much "about" biglaw as my example is.
63, not 62
PE, unless you are a partner at WLR&K, you are not my peer. The fact that you did not bang the pornstar shows that you are a homo.
PE, unless you are a partner at WLR&K, you are not my peer. The fact that you did not bang the pornstar shows that you are a homo.
Hi 91,
He could have been dropping them off BEFORE he went to Canada (you see, he has only been there for 1 year, and he has 4 kids under the age of 6. So its LIKELY that he was with SOME of the kids BEFORE the 1 year period. I know this may seem intuitive to some, but I feel as though I have to explain everything to you)
According to his email, he had come back to Miami to get the passport situation in order so he could move them all back up to Canada for the summer. When he came back, he found the phone recharging.
PS, you are a twit
MOAR BAREBACK
Un-con-vinc-ing.
Get on that DNA test, stat.
This is a fantastic article, and exactly the fun stuff that I come here to read.
Don't give a crap about biglaw firms imploding, etc. But this is great fun for everyone! And a lesson to be learned, even (that lesson being: always delete your messages, because you never know when that idiot significant other is going to check 'em)
SEXY LEXUS DOES ATM (ASS TO MOUTH)!!!
100th!!
100 - brilliant. Still laughing.
ATL is the suck.
this is not legal news. this isn't even particularly juicy legal gossip.
john ensign ftw.
and letterman-palin.
meaning they are both >>> ATL's most recent attempt at a "scoop."
Nice Kids reference 90, but that woman's no virgin.... She probably tastes more like burnt rubber than butterscotch, yo.
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55=racist.
This chick seems pretty nutty, she blames the the husband for everything and feels bad for the Miamiwhite for his ruined rep when she runined the family...NUTS
And then she says he exploited her image...not so sure how since she is the pornstar..NUTS
NUTS NUTS NUTS
Hard hitting investigative journalism: that's why I read ATL. Elie's never afraid to ask the tough question--although maybe too stupid to think of it.
Here's one. Did you ask her what a person who has sex with her "fans" for money should be called, then? My dictionary must be out of date because it says she's a WHORE (hawr, hohr, or often hoor). If you talk to Sexy Lexis again, tell her that Guest would be happy to buy her a dictionary in exchange for a beej.
damn, PE, Seka probably would have called Vanessa Del Rio and you three could have had a good time at the plaza.
uh, you laid on the moral outrage a bit thick.
Whoever quoted Lebowski definitely another vote for comment of the week.
92,
How do you know the porn star isn't a lawyer? And whatever happened to that other guy texting her?
99...you putz. you just picked up some porno terminology and you thought it would be funny to drop it here?
amazing...a WC lawyer making 200k in miami is hardly a catch. 200k doesn't get you on the secondary list at LIV or Louis. maybe gets you in at the mondarian friday night if you get there before 10pm.
11 = WIN!
my only reaction to this story was to remember the elements of defamation :(
1 1/2 months...
Number 11 - you, sir, are a genius.
If you have to deny you are a whore...and not only that, your best defense is that you are not (technically) a whore, then you have problems lady.
74 asks:
"Explain to me how this is "about" biglaw."
Close enough for government work.
The Dude (aka 11) abides.
"The Dude abides"...just the best movie line ever (nosing out "I am Shiva the God of Death" by a...nose).
If you know how to use the term "bareback" you are a whore. The use of the term outside the context of horseback riding demonstrates a certain amount of whoreishness.
If you know how to use the term "bareback" you are a whore. The use of the term outside the context of horseback riding demonstrates a certain amount of whoreishness.
115: Plus her "best" defense technically fails. Sex with "fans" for money is technically prostitution (unless CiC was lying or mistaken about that part).
-107
As long as she avoids ass lobsters she should be ok. Kash, how did you get rid of your ass lobster?
If I were you, ATL editors, I'd take a giant step back from the cesspool.
I'm all for having a laugh, but why encourage the immature element?
Is that something you want your advertisers and serious readers to see -- unverified and nasty scandal stories with hundreds of comments like the ones above?
Yipes!
Why is this story being posted? Elie are you trying to Perez HilTTTon? Please post something newsworthy and not some alleged sex scandal that doesn't even make sense.
I think you mean "eek!"
I think you mean "eek!"
Texas sucks; Miami Rulz!
20,000 sq ft mansion and Sexy Lexus (who needs a(n) (a)trophy wife). 'Nuff said.
This post needs more cowbell.
And by cowbell I mean pics.
And by pics I mean nudes.
I think I've detrimentally relied on the supplying of links here, bringing me to my next point, which is my Rest 90 claim, ...
A day on, I'm start'in to dig this chick...
what is the website again? ;-)
There's likely no point in me saying this, since those of us who think this sort of trash sullies ATL's cache are outumbered by 20 somethings who have not yet reached full maturity (they have an excuse, Mystal, but you do not), but I'll say it anyway: I know it seems cool to giggle and gawk at a heartbreaking domestic dispute that will humiliate and haunt the lives of innocent children that have been been pulled by the undertow of dysfunction their damaged parents exhibit publicly, but maybe the cool thing to do isn't always the best, or the right, thing to do.
Ellie, you're not to blame for posting this story because it tangentially relates to Biglaw. You're to blame (and you're a lowlife) because you know damn well what the results are going to be when you open up this sort of stuff to the neverending comments of immature 20 year olds speaking in anonymity.
You're also the same dummy (and yeah, you're unintelligent, despite your affirmative action degree from HLS) that pisses and moans about almost-racism and almost-sexism whenever you get the chance to inarticulately wax revolutionary about the general unfairness and callousness you perceive in society, as you engage in the sleaziest form of actual individual and personalized unfairness and callousness. How can any civilized person of sound mind take your fake social justice bullshit seriously ever again?
You're a dirtbag, Ellie.
131 = Miami White
131, Spare us the self-righteous holier-than-thou bullshit. I love that you know this is a legal *tabloid* and you know all the comments are full of immature trash talk, and yet you still read through all of it and then complain. You are just like CiC who married a whore and then acts shocked when she whores around. Don't pretend you didn't know what you were getting into when you read the article and all of the comments.
Oh, and spare us the "what about the kids nonsense." Those kids lives are going to be fucked up because they have loser white trash parents, not because of this blog. Neither they nor any of their six-year-old friends will be reading Above the Law.
131 FTW
I suppose next we'll be lectured that Jerry Springer is a dirtbag too. If this blog has lost any cache, it's because of losers like 131 sullying up these generally fun comments with their sanctimonius wet blankets.
131 takes it bareback.
Oh, sorry, was just being a 20 year old baby again. My bad.
I meant to say: 131 -- I respectfully disagree with your point of view, and take offense to your assumption that Ellie received his Harvard degree due to affirmative action. If you are going to point out the inadequacies of Ellie's writing, please refrain from exposing your own obvious flaws.
All the best, and I wish you a good day. Bareback.
Jessica Hahn: I am not a whore!
Church Lady: And I am not the Church Lady.
BHO is the best thing going on ATL keep up the good work Barack Hussein Obama. Down with the constitution and long live socialism, Islam, and apologetic foreign policy...
yawn....
133 ftw
Nothing funnier than seeing a dorky corporate attorney (or a really fat one) with a hot wife. I mean seriously, the guy would HAVE to know that everyone's laughing at him behind his back, that he's being used for his money, and obviously the wife is banging real men on the side. Do any of these guys think for a second that they could score a chic like that if they weren't rolling in the dough?
Herpes is another issue.
I'm a newspaper reporter and have to read your column for business purposes.
As you can sense yourself, whoever among you is writing items such as this, this is unsustainable. It's going to negatively affect the writer and it turns off the reader.
I'm a newspaper reporter and have to read your column for business purposes.
As you can sense yourself, whoever among you is writing items such as this, this is unsustainable. It's going to negatively affect the writer and it turns off the reader.
This whole story is among the better stories posted to ATL in a while. This site is a legal TABLOID. If you want serious legal news go to the WSJ law blog or AmLaw Daily. I come here for entertainment purposes, and this story is very entertaining. Keep up the good work ATL.
Look, if she accepted cash or other negotiable instruments for a poke in the whiskers...she's a whore.
Idiots. Nobody said this site wasn't a tabloid. We all know it's not a serious legal news site. This does not excuse the immoral act of exploiting a now broken home where four children are the victims, for no other reason than to induce the scummy commentary these posts have inspired. No, Ellie and the commenters did not ruin the lives of these children, he's merely capitalizing on their suffering so he can provide some comedy and light entertainment. What an upstanding man he turned out to be. His parents must be so proud. I wonder what Ellie's black leader heroes would think of his sleazy exploits.
Idiots. Nobody said this site wasn't a tabloid. We all know it's not a serious legal news site. This does not excuse the immoral act of exploiting a now broken home where four children are the victims, for no other reason than to induce the scummy commentary these posts have inspired. No, Ellie and the commenters did not ruin the lives of these children, he's merely capitalizing on their suffering so he can provide some comedy and light entertainment. What an upstanding man he turned out to be. His parents must be so proud. I wonder what Ellie's black leader heroes would think of his sleazy exploits.
Idiots. Nobody said this site wasn't a tabloid. We all know it's not a serious legal news site. This does not excuse the immoral act of exploiting a now broken home where four children are the victims, for no other reason than to induce the scummy commentary these posts have inspired. No, Ellie and the commenters did not ruin the lives of these children, he's merely capitalizing on their suffering so he can provide some comedy and light entertainment. What an upstanding man he turned out to be. His parents must be so proud. I wonder what Ellie's black leader heroes would think of his sleazy exploits.
Idiots. Nobody said this site wasn't a tabloid. We all know it's not a serious legal news site. This does not excuse the immoral act of exploiting a now broken home where four children are the victims, for no other reason than to induce the scummy commentary these posts have inspired. No, Ellie and the commenters did not ruin the lives of these children, he's merely capitalizing on their suffering so he can provide some comedy and light entertainment. What an upstanding man he turned out to be. His parents must be so proud. I wonder what Ellie's black leader heroes would think of his sleazy exploits.
i don't see why everyone is up in arms about the bareback comment. It's fairly obvious from the context (i.e. coming right after the text about a rolling stones shirt) that she is referring to having a literally bare back. As in "i'm thinking less shirtwearing and more bareback"
147-49=Eliot Spitzer
whoa. Anybody else see 95? Pretty sure that was Cuckolded in Canada.
whoa. Anybody else see 95? Pretty sure that was Cuckolded in Canada.
131, 146: The air must be thin all the way up there on your high horse. Do whatever I suppose you feel you have to do to repent for the secret enjoyment you got after all the time you spent reading through this sleazy article and immature comments. But you are better than me because you feign outrage. Fucknut. Besides, it's not like Elie went dumpster diving. This poor sap obliterated any reasonable expectation of privacy when he aired all his ditrty laundry to half of Miami.
146 = SexyLexis, who apparently still needs a dictionary.
tab•loid
n. A newspaper of small format concentrating on sensational and lurid news, usually heavily illustrated.
-107
(Hmm, how to put this.) SexyLexus, if you're displaying your private parts and having sex on camera for profit, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but yes, you're a whore, darlin'.
All of this supports the rock-solid principle I teach my children. Don't.marry.batshit.crazy.people. Oh, they seem like fun, sure. But the long-term damage they inflict just isn't worth it. The corollary is: if you screw up and marry a crazy person, figure it out and get out before you reproduce. If you reproduce with a crazy person, you're stuck with them for life, unless you kill them. Which I recall from the bar exam was legally discouraged in most jurisdictions.
Based on the preceding facts, which of the following would a court be MOST likely to take judicial notice of?
A. SexyLexus is a whore
B. Cuckolded in Canada is a douchebag
C. Miami White is an idiot
D. That the children actually belong to Cuckolded in Canada
Finally W&C is getting its just desserts! Sex scandals, its Moscow office being raided by Russian police for criminal activity, etc. Hopefully W&C will continue to get hammered on all sides and collapse under the weight of its own incompetence, mismanagement and criminal and immoral acts!
The fact that you have to call in and tell people that you're not a whore means that you're a whore
138 Needs a tissue and a clue
138 Needs a tissue and a clue
Is it just me, or is this whole story batshit crazy? I mean, come on. I think the joke is on us. And the wet spot is on Sexy Lexus.
If you were a dad at that school, you know you spotted her each morning. She was the one with a schlong sticking inside her mouth.
Can iI out these people already?
And no 163, this is all true. Just another day in the world of trash that is Miami.
Elie -- Since no one else seemed to have noticed, I have a question for you: Yesterday, was post 41 really SexyLexus and did she really post the picture and name of CiC? That post was deleted almost immediately, and the numbering rearranged, with no indication that the "post was removed by moderator." Methinks it was her. Just wanted you to know that some of us saw it.
165, I saw it too... it named his company in Canada too, right? and it alleged that CiC wasn't exactly the model husband--i.e., that he's cheated on her many times over the years. I think it was really posted by SexyLexus, or more likely Miami White.
so who is the associate?
so who is the associate?
HAS W&C FIRED THIS WOMAN? SURELY YOU CANNOT BE A PORN STAR AND CONTINUE TO BE EMPLOYED AT A LARGE LAW FIRM?