Nationwide Layoff Getting Laid Watch: White & Case
As noted even in the New York Times, the global mega-firm of White & Case has been hit hard by the recession. But allegedly one of the firm’s associates has been hitting it up — with another man’s wife.
The supposedly cuckolded husband has no intention of allowing this White & Case attorney to get away with an affair. The husband sent two accusatory emails to dozens of recipients who know him and / or the White & Case attorney. The emails have bounced around White & Case’s Miami office — and beyond. Due to their wide circulation, many of you have probably seen them already.
We’ve replaced the names of the participants with pseudonyms, but you’ll get the gist. Here is the initial email sent out on Sunday afternoon from “Cuckolded in Canada,” addressed to (1) his wife, “SexyLexus” (the origin of that name will become clear later); (2) the White & Case associate she was allegedly cheating with, hereinafter “Miami White”; and (3) dozens of third parties:
From: Cuckolded in CanadaSubject: When [Miami White] from White & Case Cheated with my Wife [SexyLexus] in May and June 2009
Miami White,
Families, wives, young children are valuable things. I work hard to take care of my family - a wife, 4 small children under the age of 6. It is the most valuable thing in the world to me.
When you decided to start sleeping with my wife while I was out of town over the last few weeks (May 27 - June 7 2009), you threatened my way of life, and you really hurt a lot of people - most notably the lives of my 4 very young children.
You are a securities lawyer at White & Case, so you know how to do due diligence. Perhaps you thought it was clever or fun, but attending a school recital with my wife who you’ve just met and started sleeping with over the last few weeks is extremely poor judgement. Sleeping with other mens wives, is alone, perhaps the poorest taste and the worst judgement all on its own. It implies a very low moral character. Perhaps you wish to plead ignorance, but a simple search on my name on the internet would indicate that I take a great deal of pride in my family. But after reviewing the text messages between you and my wife it would appear that you did the due diligence, that you knew she was spending the summer with me in Canada starting last week, and that we had small children and you were jeopardizing my family with your actions.
I have tried to contact you numerous times this week to address the situation and ask you to step aside… to let me address the issues now faced in our house. I have contacted your mobile at [Redacted] and your house at [Redacted] but you are too much of a coward to answer. You need to be made aware of your actions and the consequences they bear.
Miami White, and SexyLexus… what follows below are the text messages of your affair over the last few weeks as it unfolds. I would like to especially thank those at [my kids’ school] that watched this unfold at the school concert last week, and did nothing to alert me or defend my family. That is certainly a church and a school I want my children to grow up learning from. You have all seen me drop my kids off and pick them up there every single day for the last year. Did you think to mention anything when I showed up there last Monday June 8 at my kids ceremonies? You know how important they are to me.
And for all of you that think running around with other mens wives or husbands behind their spouses backs is acceptable behaviour - recognize that there are consequences and that many of us that will fight for our families and ferociously defend our home and children.
How’s that for an opening salvo? Wait until Cuckolded starts revealing the text messages between his wife and her purported paramours, after the jump.
Cuckolded in Canada found out about the affair in the most disturbing fashion. An explanation, from his email:
Background: Times have been tight since the recession hit. SexyLexus, my wife, has been home alone for 28 days in May of 2009 when this timeline starts. I am up in Canada starting a company, working very long hours and sending everything home to make ends meet. SexyLexus is sending me nice messages every day, encouraging me to do well and to hurry home so we can all be together as a family.The business is going well, and I’ve almost caught up on the past bills in less than 30 days since starting the company. I have been working 7 days a week 15 hours days in Calgary. Now we are planning to rent a cottage near Toronto so we can spend the summer together as a family while I open up the Toronto market. I come home - unannounced on Sunday June 7 and on Monday June 8 to make final plans and get passports for our 4 young children… I find her recently discarded blackberry phone in a drawer and plug the battery in. ere is what I found.
What follows are selected text messages between SexyLexus and several of the guys she is allegedly sleeping with, discovered by Cuckolded in Canada (and attached to his emails). Cuckholded also offers his own commentary on the text messages. His commentary appears below in italics.
Cuckolded in Canada: It starts off fast so you’ll need to come up to speed quickly… There are 4 guys SexyLexus is fooling around with… but then again I only have the messages going back to May 28.3rd Guy to the Party to Sexy Lexus: Just got home. Is it ok if I get there at 1015. Need a shower and have to get pretty for u. Lol.
SexyLexus to Abiding Dude: I would love to talk to u and kiss for hours :)
Abiding Dude: Sweet. Does this involve a rolling stones t shirt?
SexyLexus: More bareback
Cuckolded in Canada: Are you kidding me? We’re married with 4 kids and she’s talking about doing more bareback with this guy?
Miami White: Loving it!
Cuckolded in Canada: This is the first apparent physical contact with Miami White. My guess is Miami White is fooling around with SexyLexus behind his friend Abiding Dude back at this party. Remember - 2 hours ago 3rd Guy to the Party was getting ready to meet SexyLexus at the party and was excited to see her again… This message comes after a long break - I think Miami White and SexyLexus slipped into a room and fooled around a bit. Then Miami White sent the message “loving it”. I guess because he was fucking over his friend, and fooling around with a married woman at the same
You can really feel Cuckolded’s pain. There are more text messages that appear to be about SexyLexus partying and then having sex with Miami White. Excerpts:
Miami White: Am in bed…. reading and thinking of you.SexyLexus: I would love to cuddle with you right now smell u kiss u talk to u.
Miami White: And much much more. Me too.
SexyLexus: You’re going to stay home? Call me later if u want….
Miami White: Yes, not going out…. Not sure I can go a day without seeing you again.
SexyLexus: I’m dying.
Cuckolded in Canada: (Sexy Lexus says this when she wants to have sex.)
But what really seems to get Cuckolded in Canada’s goat (goose?) is that Sexy Lexus isn’t taking care of their kids. He writes:
Cuckolded in Canada: SexyLexus is already partying again - its been less than 18 hours… Remember this woman has 4 kids and her husband is out of town. The finances are tight. And she is back out partying… Who is looking after my kids?
Later, SexyLexus texts 3rd Guy at the Party: “You r all I need.” Cuckolded comments:
Cuckolded in Canada: In case you lost track, SexyLexus is playing 3 guys at this point. Abiding Dude, 3rd Guy at the Party, and Miami White. Abiding Dude and 3rd Guy at the Party are friends. This is my favorite. Clearly 3rd Guy at the Party is not all she needs. She is messing up a friendship by dating two friends, and has this other 3rd guy on the go.3rd Guy at the Party - she apparently needs a baseball team at the same time to be happy.
You get the picture. Evidently, Miami White did not. Miami White kept sending text messages — apparently some to Cuckolded in Canada, using SexyLexus’s cell phone — even after Cuckolded’s Sunday afternoon email.
That prompted Cuckolded in Canada to send a second email, this afternoon, to numerous attorneys at White & Case (perhaps the entire Miami office):
From: Cuckolded in CanadaSubject: Miami White (sleeping with my wife) - Porn Star & Pro [SexyLexus] - help?
—-Can someone at White & Case please help me and talk some sense to your colleague and ask him to step aside and leave my wife and 4 small children alone? —-To the lawyer sleeping with my wife (again):
Miami White,
Instead of picking up the phone like a man as I asked you to do yesterday, you decided to torment me via text messages via my wifes phone.Again - I am asking you to remove yourself from the situation. This is my family and my life. You got the attention and sex from my wife that you wanted, but now it is time to step aside and let me sort out the problems you have played a major role in.
And SexyLexus - you now seem to think it is appropriate to hand your phone that I just bought for you to this creep to torment me? He is a [x]-year-old associate at White and Case…. In most firms that means he will probably never make partner. Certainly integrity will be weighed when they do the partnership considerations and he is clearly not White & Case material.
Miami White - SexyLexus has a problem. I am trying to get her help. She is supposed to be a mother of 4 young kids, attending to their needs and looking out for them… but she is out partying 2-4 times a week. That is how she met you, so you know what I say is true. If you read the email I sent you yesterday, you can see she admits to driving our kids around to birthday parties after drinking. My kids are not safe and SexyLexus needs help.
I asked you to stop provoking me and you decided it was a better idea to keep going. I still have the phone and I am still going through it. Here is what I found are her other pursuits while I am out of town.
SexyLexus’s Porn CareerNow - if you want to pick a fight with me, know who and what you are defending. I have attached screen captures taken yesterday from SexyLexus’s very active porn site which has fan postings that show it is very active. If you want to look up her work you can go to the site for yourself:
www.niteflirt.com [Link Removed — NSFW]
search on “obeyme999”
Notice the “fan rating” of 868. From what I read on that site last nite - that is a very high fan rating.
In case she takes it down in reaction to this email I have attached screen captures. Apparently her working names are SexyLexus and Lexus888. If you google [SexyLexus’s married name] or [SexyLexus’s maiden name] and or the name[] Sexylexus you will see other of her recent work and probably also get access to her fan club which I believe you should be a member of. If you do a legal search you will also see that she was recently sued by Lexus (the car company) who apparently don’t take kindly to porn stars using their Lexus brand name. The lawsuit is kind of funny, it traces her career from 1999 - before I met her - to just recently.
Also - according to her phone when she was recently in LA she met a gentleman named [OMG, Another One?] who drove up from San Diego and several other of her fans in a hotel room. I don’t know if that video is posted yet. You’ll have to get an account apparently to download her recent video updates.
SexyLexus’s Other Professional PursuitsMiami White - I have SexyLexus’s phone. In it there are other meetings organized with her fans - including apparently a [Client #99] that she met through her porn site. Apparently - from the text messages - he pays her to have sex when he flies into town and is staying in Miami Beach. I can’t say for sure what the “nightly” rate is because it was not negotiated in the text messages that I have on the phone here. Perhaps she can tell you?
Miami White. I have asked you politely to step aside. Her mother, [Infinite Sadness], and brother, [Absentee], are working with me to try and get the kids somewhere safe. Why does everyone else see the destruction and pain you are causing except you?
Do you really want to go to the mat over a girl you met 3 weeks ago who is a porn star and has already cheated on you?
I wouldn’t if I was you. The only reason I am pushing this hard is my kids are involved.
I hate doing this remotely via email but you know I am in Canada working and cannot be there in person. Show some self respect and integrity. Step aside and stay away from my family so I can protect my kids.
We are playing phone tag with Miami White. We have emailed Cuckolded in Canada but have not heard back yet. Either he is certifiably insane — wouldn’t it be funny if SexyLexus was an actual porn star that Cuckolded in Canada has an infatuation with, but no marital bond? — or he has totally suffered enough.
I can’t wait to see the next New York Times article featuring White & Case.
Update: For continuing coverage, including our exclusive interview with SexyLexus, click here.




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Figgiti FIRST!
Captain FIRST!
HA!
Sigh, the old "my porn star wife is a slut" lament. It happens so often. But what I want to know is how she keeps her porn career going when she has been pregnant for 36 of the last 72 months.
Also, it takes heroic self-delusion to find out that your wife is simultaneously sleeping with four other guys and still keep making reference to "my" children. It's time to go on Maury and get some DNA tests done.
NOT first [in that woman's cooch]
*becums aroused*
-gross old man
hm...leave it to lawyers to make a scandal a bit boring
but seriously, an affair? what's new??
OMFG, this is awesome study break material!!
It's Miami. 'Nuff said?
Fake. Only Latham guys have long enough penises to have affairs.
Latham guys are ugly. It's the Latham women who are hot.
This is some CRAZY s**t.....
5-- I love you.
I guess she decided she wanted to sleep with someone who could write above a 9th grade level for a change...
well, there's only a handful of securities associates in White & Case's Miami office. Hmm. Wonder which one it is?
Lexus888 - Does this mean she's a white supremacist porn star cheating wife mother of 4?
Am I a wuss, or is this profoundly sad. Maybe both.
The only person showing poor judgment in this scenario is the associate that married a nympho maniacal whore. I would terminate his employment immediately for being foolish enough to believe that he is the father of his porn star wife's 4 kids. As for the other associates that fornicated with this mentally infirm whore, I would reprimand them and give them the choice of wearing a wooden sign around their necks that contain the following words: "I am a filthy cur that sleeps with any dog" or resign effective immediately. The airing of dirty laundry throughout the firm is taboo and is immediate cause for termination.
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Wife is a whore who cheats on him with four guys at once, and he wants to get mad at the guys instead of his wife. You dumb motherfucker.
Maybe this will be a lesson to you, and you won't get married again in the future. I'd go ahead and get a paternity test on your four little darlings as well, while you're at it.
On another note, this doesn't really help convince any still-single guy to ever get married. I think I'll keep my STD-free body and all of my assets.
16 -- no, you're right. If there's even an ounce of truth here, this is just so very sad.
Hey Partner Emeritus,
How did your final exams go this semester?
Latham is a well diversified law firm you fucks.
-Bob D.
wait, i don't understand the whole porn star angle.
he knew this all along? or just realized it?
it seems like he knew this all along, which begs the question why he would accept that in the first place or be surprised when she's doing 4 guys and prostituting herself to users of the site.
is this for real???
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Yowzah
So, does Cuckolded NOT work at White & Case? Man, talk about awesome revenge, e-mailing everyone at his work.
IS this Lexus locklear?http://www.autoblog.com/tag/lexus%20cash/
lmao, her wishlist includes a nintendo Wii, sweet
Whoa. Was the cuckolded guy NOT a White & Case guy, then?
I can't decide whether e-mailing people at the cuckoldor's work is epic revenge win or just a huge, huge mistake.
I submitted the cuckold to Roissy's Beta of the Month Contest.
If your wife cheats on you, do NOT do what this guy does. LOL.
Incidentally, this beta husband will get screwed over by the family court system. He'll be paying child support for children who are NOT his own; and he'll be making his cum dumpster's Range Rover payments.
people here have major reading comp issues. no, cuckold was NOT the white and case guy.
the wii is obviously for the kids
she's a good mom, get off her fucking back for godsakes!
No way all four of those kids are his.
White & Case lawyers bang porn stars all the time. Ain't no big deal.
DID ANYONE HEAR ABOUT THAT SKYDIVING ACCIDENT WITH THE LAWYER WHO DIDNT DIE?
OK, here is the deal:
If your wife is going to step-out, she is going to step out. The sooner you realize this and end it the better off you will be. (ESPECIALLY, in view of the valuation of your new company now vs later.)
Granted, it might be tempting to blame the whole thing on an (otherwise) chaste wife who was seduced by the smooth talking W&C dude, but HELLO, she is (according to you) banging multiple dudes!!!!!
Dump the broad, get a vasectomy NOW, file for divorce, and do not get married a second time without a 40 page prenup that your fiancé has had her attorney review and make changes to.
Milbank guys are sexy. Well one in particular
"she's a good mom, get off her FUCKING back for godsakes."
This is comedic genius, thanks.
So the W & C associate was sleeping with a ho?
Even worse than the scandal at S&C first reported on another blog - A certain asian staff attorney was openly cheating on his wife with a black female staff attorney.
As the story goes, after months of open flirtations around the office the pair then proceeded to go on a tryst to the Caribbean and then POSTED THE PICS ON FACEBOOK for all to see.
Everyone found out about it, there was much pointing/staring, etc.
The typical ATL response - I guess since they were/are staff attorneys we cant really expect them to have the sharpest of minds, but damn.
How do people go about dealing with known adulterers at the office? Surely can't reflect well on their judgment, but then again business and personal are separate aren't they? But what if business is mixed with personal?
This is freaking great!! And, the "wife" is hot! This dad is delusional... I bet it turns out he's never met the chick. The poor W&C bastard...even if he's done nothing wrong...is going to get screwed. What partner is going to take a chance thatallegations the allegations are true when this guy is up for partner review? The competition is so keen they'll just pull another carbon-copy associate out of their ass and make the other guy partner.
In fact, this isn't a bad idea...smear your colleagues. Wouldn't it be great if they traced the e-mail back to an associate in the same class and office as Miami Dude...? Freaking sweet!
If the house is falling down it doesn't matter who owns the wrecking ball.
Since most attorneys are whores, it only makes sense that they would fuck their own kind. I wonder if the husband has heard of alienation of affections.
41 - yes because associates and partners are known to be such geniuses (see story above)
3 and 37 called it. This dude is seriously deluded. Great revenge writing to the guy's colleagues, but at my firm, it would be ignored. Or high fived.
Dear 40--EXACTLY.
"Bareback" no less.
We urge the W&C associate to "bone-up" on the following STD's just in case (it ain't pretty):
*Types and their pathogenic causes*:
Bacterial
Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) - not officially an STD but affected by sexual activity.
Chancroid (Haemophilus ducreyi)
Donovanosis (Granuloma inguinale or Calymmatobacterium granulomatis)
Gonorrhea (Neisseria gonorrhoeae)
Lymphogranuloma venereum (LGV) (Chlamydia trachomatis serotypes L1, L2, L3. See Chlamydia)
Non-gonococcal urethritis (NGU) (Ureaplasma urealyticum or Mycoplasma hominis)
Staphylococcal infection (Staphylococcus aureus, MRSA) - Sexually transmissible.[9]
Syphilis (Treponema pallidum)
Fungal
Tinea cruris "Jock Itch" (Trichophyton rubrum and others). - Sexually transmissible.
Yeast Infection
Viral
Adenoviruses[10] thought to contribute to obesity[1] - venereal fluids (also fecal & respiratory fluids)
Viral hepatitis (Hepatitis B virus) - saliva, venereal fluids.
(Note: Hepatitis A and Hepatitis E are transmitted via the fecal-oral route; Hepatitis C (liver cancer) is rarely sexually transmittable,[11]and the route of transmission of Hepatitis D (only if infected with B) is uncertain, but may include sexual transmission.[12] [13] [14])
Herpes Simplex (Herpes simplex virus (1, 2)) skin and mucosal, transmissible with or without visible blisters
Herpes simplex virus 1 may be linked to Alzheimer's disease.[15]
HIV/ AIDS (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) - venereal fluids
HTLV 1, 2 - venereal fluids
Genital warts - ("low risk" types of Human papillomavirus HPV) - skin and muscosal, transmissible with or without visible warts
Cervical cancer, anal cancer - ("high risk" types of Human papillomavirus HPV) - skin and muscosal
Molluscum contagiosum (molluscum contagiosum virus MCV) - close contact
mononucleosis
(Cytomegalovirus CMV - Herpes 5) - saliva, sweat, urine, feces and venereal fluids.
(Epstein-Barr virus EBV - Herpes 4) - saliva
Kaposi's sarcoma (Kaposi's sarcoma-associated herpesvirus KSHV - Herpes 8) - saliva
Parasites
Pubic lice, colloquially known as "crabs" (Phthirius pubis)
Scabies (Sarcoptes scabiei)
Protozoal
Trichomoniasis (Trichomonas vaginalis)
Sexually transmitted enteric infections
Various bacterial (Shigella, Campylobacter, or Salmonella), viral (Hepatitis A, Adenoviruses), or parasitic (Giardia or amoeba) pathogens are transmitted by sexual practices that promote anal-oral contamination (fecal-oral). Sharing sex toys without washing or multiple partnered barebacking can promote anal-anal contamination. Although the bacterial pathogens may coexist with or cause proctitis, they usually produce symptoms (diarrhea, fever, bloating, nausea, and abdominal pain) suggesting disease more proximal in the GI tract.
Sexually transmissible oral infections
Common colds, influenza, Staphylococcus aureus, E. coli, Adenoviruses, Human Papillomavirus, Oral Herpes (1, 2 & 4, 5, 8), Hepatitis B and the yeast Candida albicans can all be transmitted through the oral route.
See also
Bugchasing and giftgiving
Microbicide
STD Wizard
Transmission (medicine)
Zoophilia and health
Autoimmunity, Autoimmune disease
Wow. I was not expecting the "pro" angle there at the end. Which is the only thing explaining why the guy was more ticked off at the guy than the wife. Hello? SHE is the one bound to you. He shouldn't be sleeping with her, but he doesn't owe you jack. Which is what always gets me about cuckolds -- they just don't get it and blame the new guy/girl. It's the cheating spouse you have to be angry with.
And why you remain married to a nympho, "fathered" her 4 kids, and left her alone for a full month in her "condition" is a huge mystery? What else would a very sick woman do alone? I think the cuckold and the wife are equally screwed up. Poor third guy to the party...
Skadden girls tend to give the best head
A note, to the Blind:
1. There is a 60% divorce rate in the US.
2. 40% of babies are born out of wedlock in the US.
Anecdotes like this are expected, and the harbinger of a truly pathetic moral time (maybe even the worst) for us.
We have our first summer blockbuster. Lat, thank you for stepping in to make sure Elie did not bungle this pure gold, great timing too.
The husband has some good lines in his email. My favorites:
"You are a securities lawyer at White & Case, so you know how to do due diligence."
"If you google.... Sexylexus you will see other of her recent work and probably also get access to her fan club, which I believe you should be a member of."
The moral of this story: don't marry, and certainly don't breed with, a person who doesn't type complete words in their messages.
This is unbelievable. I also want to know if he knew she was a porn star and had the fans. Was this all part of his discovery at the end? That after being married suddenly she's a porn star routinely paid for sex? You can't explain that with a single trip to Canada.
I do feel bad for this guy, if only he must be the most clueless dude on earth. Leave for a month and she's banging four dudes and has a burgeoning porn career? I like his get back at her. (A) Your career is now over, and (B) you're fucking a whore.
Hell, it might have gotten him some cachet around the office for fucking a married woman; not so for fucking a hooker. Well played, cuckold guy.
Hey PE--the cuckold was NOT an associate. Nice reading skills moron.
I don't understand why Cuckolded isn't moving back to Miami ASAP:
"I hate doing this remotely via email but you know I am in Canada working and cannot be there in person. Show some self respect and integrity. Step aside and stay away from my family so I can protect my kids."
17 eats dung. He should be renamed to dungbeetle.
Just because the husband calls her a pornstar doesn't make her a pornstar, folks.
He's just shy about calling his wife a whore.
I've done her too. She's not that bad.
Cuckolded is so full of shit. This isn't about his kids, it's about him. As he establishes in the email, she was a porn star before they married. If he's so worried about the kids, why'd he spawn with a porn star???
i'm not sure if this really is an appropriate blog entry, for all parties involved. none of the underlying acts are associated with law or the legal profession.
It involves a top Biglaw firm. That is generally enough.
This is epic. That bitch is getting kicked to the curb.
Back in the day we would have had at least 2 good (and many lame) frat stud posts by now, and maybe a good frat lothario post. Those were the days ...
Was it Thomas Lauria? Please tell me it was Thomas Lauria. That would be freaking awesome
These emails have been making the rounds (like SexyLexus). Everyone has seen them by now.
People need to be more diligent about sending stuff in to ATL.
65 - Reading comprehension. Lauria is a partner.
In the esteemed halls of my preparatory academy, gentlemen frequently subjected one another to cuckoldry and, by turn, revenge via public humiliation. This was, by definition, a conspicuous event.
- Ghost of Fraternity Lothario
The perils of texting. Why don't people just talk instead?
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I wanted to join the fan club, but when I googled sexy lexus I am directed to a page with an extremely "thick" black girl who says she wants to study law. I believe Jung would call the legal connection synchronicity...
3 has it about right.
I was starting to feel badly for the cuckolded dude until he brought up the fact that his wife is a porn star. This paragraph is a bit interesting:
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Miami White - SexyLexus has a problem. I am trying to get her help. She is supposed to be a mother of 4 young kids, attending to their needs and looking out for them... but she is out partying 2-4 times a week. That is how she met you, so you know what I say is true. If you read the email I sent you yesterday, you can see she admits to driving our kids around to birthday parties after drinking. My kids are not safe and SexyLexus needs help.
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I wonder how this guy got involved with a porn star and whether his intention was to "save" her somehow. Weird.
Irregardless of whether or not she is a porn star, this is sad if she in fact has four kids.
This story is complete bullshit. Someone is trying to sabotage the senior associate's career. Cuckolded in canada is a flame (probably a fellow associate at W&C) that wants to ruin the other guy's career at the firm. Trust me on this.
72, Do attorneys tend to have the "savior" complex? Curious to see what others think.
74, "probably" won't cut it. Where's the proof?
The allegation that she "she is out partying 2-4 times a week" is not the same as saying she is a porn star, 72.
Cuckolded in Canada- your poor kids are going to be raised by a pornstar and your psycho self. Give it a rest your wife cheated on you why blame Miamiwhite? Nothing is worse than being a sore loser
77, he's being much more than a sore loser. He's intent on taking everyone down with him.
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Guys in my high school used to go to Calgary all the time. It was no big deal.
why would this ruin anyone's career? adultery hasn't been illegal since the 1800s.
TITS OR GTFO
i wonder if this is aploy to generate more traffic to lexy's website... hmmm
i am not sure this is a big deal. to be quite honest, when i was starting my legal career, me and my fellow associates used to see how far we could get with partners' wives (yes, that was when employment was great and if we got laid off, we could find another job). it was fun. one of us even got the kids to start referring to him as "uncle". i never got the chance to sleep with a fwilf, but i got close many times and could have gone through with it if i had a backbone.
basically, people sleep around. the wives of partners get serviced by someone like me and the partners get to hang out at clubs smoking cigars with other partners basking in their success.
shit happens.
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85 - you are sort of an amoral piece of shit.
What a horrible website, filled with horrible people.
What a horrible website, filled with horrible people.
88/89, I'm sorry that the mother of your children turned out to be a porn start.
or a porn star, as the case may be... (sorry, it's late).
- 90
I am thoroughly confused.
Now I know, when a hewer says "i'm dying"
that means she wants sex.
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82, if he's good at what he does it won't hurt his career. It only will hurt him if he's borderline partner material.
What the other partners at a firm think of you matters a lot. Those that know him well probably won't care. But some that don't know him that well could take this as evidence of poor character/judgment.
Late term abortions: A-OK -- scramble them brains!
Pouring water on the faces of three asshole terrorists who would cut your head off without batting an eyelash: No way! That's torture, man! We don't do torture! You fascist pigs! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to Libworld, where NOTHING makes any sense.
"My amusements include but not limited to: ...cockolding (sic.)..."
I smell a hoax on ATL by W&C.....
LAT, you have been had....
"My amusements include but not limited to: ...cockolding (sic.)..."
I smell a hoax on ATL by W&C.....
LAT, you have been had....
Are there any white peope in Miami?
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Just think, most of the posters here were in high school when George W. Bush was elected in 2000.
Imagine!
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this seems incredibly fake.
3 out of 4 Obama voters didn't know that Democrats have controlled Congress since 2006.
"We're out of money."
McDERMOTT WILL & EMERY
i know of salacious sex scandals in the dc office
more to come...
xoxo,
gossip girl
If either the husband or the wife was a client of the firm (or if a controlled/owned corporation was a client of the firm) then that's signficant to the story and should have been addressed in the story in terms of ethics or billings or whatever.
If not, posting about this at such length is a waste of our time - a brief post at most would be more than sufficient to get the flavor of the situation across. Unfortunately, lots of people have affairs. Unless there's something "special" about this like a client relationship, do a short post at most.
All the porn and prostitution stuff at the end pushed this into "gilding the lily" territory for me; it made the story not just surprising, but unbelievable.
I think there's a pretty good chance that some-most-all of this isn't true.
I think it would have been better to hold back post this until some real-world confirmation came through.
What if you've helped to ruin lives over nothing? Saying "Sorry" later won't help, will it?
I bet the associate is toast.
I can't believe how retarded you people are. This is so obviously fake.
Some guy (who is not in Canada) who hates this W&C guy for some reason (or is an idiot friend who thought this would be funny) made the whole thing up and put it in an email to everyone at W&C.
Period.
This poor associate probably hasn't even had sex in years.
You all remind me of two Roman Senators salaciously leering at a couple of young male paiges, with one of the Roman Senators waxing homoerotically about a paige's golden curls, and the other Senator composing a defiling ode to the other paige's long, slender legs. Meanwhile, hordes of pagans circle the burning city.
You self-absorbed idiots.
I agree with 84 and 97 that this could be a hoax.... maybe the couple has agreed to share the profits from her website with this W&C guy in exchange for the publicity? May make sense if the W&C guy has recently been stealthed and/or needs money.
I'm calling BS on this story. Don't buy it.
"We respect Iranian sovereignty.
"And we're out of money."
What's to stop a spurned lover (or lovelorn stalker) from sending out a mass e-mail to your employer with the aim of humiliating you? Absolutely nothing. That's scary.
115 - vast defamation damages. Unless it's true. In which case you shouldn't be a fucking shithead.
73? "Irregardless?"
You mean irrespective. Or regardless.
73? "Irregardless?"
You mean irrespective. Or regardless.
115 -
Only your own judgment as to who you get into the sack with.
re 115 - a few possibilities:
defamation laws,
vigilante retaliation,
abstinence only education.
please discuss.
Gentlemen at the legal preparatory academy with once I was once affiliated, upon entering into the practice of law, found themselves entangled in sexual relationships with the betrothed of others, which then disintegrated in a most public and unseemly fashion upon the discovery of the existence of the aforementioned relationships. The gentlemen were then excoriated for their tortious interference with familial relationships, then contracted loathsome diseases as a consequence of entering into the aforementioned relationships with strumpets and other assorted brazen sorts of hussies. While these events were indeed viewed with either amusement or bemusement by those becoming aware of the same, each according to their own preferences, they nonetheless not considered to be particularly extraordinary.
"You are a securities lawyer at White & Case, so you know how to do due diligence."
Yeah dude, you should have got your own lawyer to tell you that what could have been a slam dunk divorce, at least custody-wise has now been complicated by your own erratic behavior.
It's extremely easy to defame someone without transgressing defamation laws.
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obama sucks
This is ridiculous.
123,
Please explain (you smart aleck, son of a bitch!).
publication of private facts rather than defamation.
Married guy - should stay in Canada, change his name and come out already.
SexxyLexus - would have made any lawyer single, married or otherwise drop to his knees. I hear Emperor's Club is hiring.
White assoc. - this should blow over. This isn't a sex scandal. You did nothing wrong. Period.
Four kids - hopefully you're all too young to know how fucked up your parents are. Good luck!
so true, 122... when will ppl understand to not reduce their uncalculated thoughts in writing?!?
that's public disclosure of private facts, 128. publication is not an element, just publicity.
ummmm.... Firsties.
-The Beer Man
This will all blow over by tomorrow - unless the associate in question files a lawsuit over it, in which case it will live on forever.
A cautionary tale about suing over stuff like this:
http://www.villagevoice.com/2005-05-31/people/spanking-jessica-cutler/
Instant classic. One of the best stories on ATL in a long time.
Cuckcolded in Canada is not much of a businessman. A hot wife like that who loves to screw other men, and rather than cashing in on that goldmine, he's off wasting his time on hard labor in Canada. Dumbass.
I love divorce drama!!!
This story seems over the top, but it's still a very sad topic. My wife (a non-lawyer) carried on a four-year affair with a former friend of mine starting when he and I were both associates at the same firm. We both moved to other jobs in the same city, but she kept seeing him. She carried on the affair even while she was pregnant with our first child (yes, it's mine--I've had the tests done) and even after the baby was born. I wish I'd found out before we had a family when the decision to leave would have been easy, but now I am stuck in a dead marriage for the sake of my child. The commentors are right that the cuckold's greatest anger should be with his wife, who of course owed him far more than the other man did, but I have to admit I have thought about doing the same thing this jackass did to try to ruin the other guy's career. I just don't really think it would necessarily do much good, and I would embarrass myself in the process. I have kept lots of evidence at least, so that if and when he attempts anything higher profile, like a run for office, I will have the chance to make things difficult for him. Life really sucks now, and infidelity, especially with children in the picture, is just a very sad thing. I never once cheated on my wife, despite opportunities to do so, and it is really heartbreaking to know that my whole marriage was a sham at my expense.
I think it is a commentary on life at large law firms. The stress and long hours drive you into things you later regret.
137 - Thanks for that comment. Sad but insightful.
So sorry 137.
ugh. have an affair and screw over your 4 kids with an associate? bottom of the barrel. I mean, if you're going to partake in a scandal, at least make sure the players are worth it.
137 - you never cheated on your wife??? are crazy, or just stupid, or both?
Can I get a job at W & C? Sounds interesting.
MOAR BAREBACK! (STOP DELETING THIS)
I don't find this funny at all. What the fuck is wrong with you people. Admittedly, the guy is a giant douche for deciding to address his problems through an office e-mail. PSA: never use e-mail to do anything serious. But, that said, the man's life has been turned upside down; he has four small children. Who the fuck goes and makes an abovethelaw story out of this sort of shit. This is downright sad; not something to be joked about.
Sorry if that's too 'real' for all the uber-cool, ennui-ridden jackasses that populate these boards. But it's worth remembering that there is 'real' life behind many of these situations that are so easily made fodder for your daily blog viewing pleasure.
In summary: lame ass post, and generally lame ass comments.
Well done 121, well done.
Terribly sad...I'd actively encourage his firing if I was a partner at W&C.
143: stand in line
137- just dry clean that blue dress already.
@148 - That's what SexyLexus said!
[rimshot]
Back in Canada June 15th is a Joke day, sort of like your April Fools day. Given that Cuckolded in Canada is, well in Canada, my guess is that this is some sort of gag. I am contacting my sources at Just for Laughs to confirm if or if not is part of the Festival (perhaps the Nasty show)
Bay Street is Awesome!
Captain Canuck:
enjoy Lang Michener, you twit
ohh no 152 puts down CC by referencing a law firm that... wait, ohh is NOT laying off half their work force like every second firm in NY.
Okay 152, lets put this behind us, and focus on what is important: Slutty Housewives and dirty senior associates.
Bay Street is Awesome!
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Finally - a White & Case attorney who is somewhat interesting!
And, 65, no, it is not Lauria - noone would sleep with that - not even a whore!
People keep saying this guy should be more angry with his wife. Of course, but that isn't to say he should be chummy with the guy screwing his wife. Especially when what he seems most angry about is the guy's refusal to back off.
atl has crossed the rubicon. if you are a lawyer at a big firm, anything that happens in your personal life, no matter how tangentially related to the legal world, can apparently be posted here for public inspection and comment. how pathetic and sleazy.
137: that's truly awful. I feel terrible. If you live in NYC, I would be happy to buy you a drink or two. It sounds like you need a friend.
Idle associates are the devil's playthings.
35--
I'd prefer not to read about dudes banging other dudes. If that's your thing, more power to you.
Awesome. This woman should be a role model for all female associates. She's a player, just like any man in her position would be and she's just taking advantage of what she's got. Why should she have to care for the spawn, if the husband's dumb enough to.
This really reeks of just a made up story by a pissed off internet whore trying to blackmail a "client" once she found out he might have some cash.
Agree with 156.
This is too much ATL. This is not news worthy. A private person is having an affair with another private person. What's tomorrow;s headline?
"A 2nd year associate took a dump today."
"Several associate friends at BIGLAW FIRM had drinks together and tried to pick up girls."
As a final complaint: Please do something about all the idiotic commenters on here. Hearing about "ass lobsters, etc." is just stupid at this point. I am willing to check this site a few more times, but after that, if the problem is not addressed, that's it. I'm out.
Sorry 143. While your resume is impressive, WhiTTTe & Case isn't in what you 'd call a "growth" phase right now.
This is low, even for ATL. Who gives a rip? Between crap like this and Elie's daily mess of typos and smart ass comments, I'm done. It's been fun
I felt bad for the poor guy when he said, "[My wife] is sending me nice messages every day, encouraging me to do well and to hurry home so we can all be together as a family." Awwe, I think to myself. That sounds like my wife, missing me terribly when I'm away at work. I can only imagine how shocked he must've been to find out his seemingly picture perfect marriage was falling apart behind his back.
But then he lost me with, "The lawsuit is kind of funny, it traces her career from 1999 - before I met her - to just recently." What the fuck? Really? You knew she was a freakin' whore and now we're supposed to believe that you're surprised to learn she's fucking several dudes behind your back? Really?
And seriously, you're more upset about her affair with this poor soon-to-be-laid-off W&C associate than you are about her "other meetings organized with her fans," at least one of whom "pays her to have sex when he flies into town and is staying in Miami Beach." Really?
So let me get this straight. You ruin (or at least try to ruin) Miami White's career because he (along with half of Miami Beach apparently (eek!)), banged your whore milf wife? Dood... reality check--SHE'S TURNING TRICKS ON THE INTERNET--Miami White is not the problem. You know why none of the other dads at the school told you about it? Because she blew them ALL.
Can someone please name the associate? I want to see if I know him!
Cheating inside a marital relationship is about the meanest and most hurtful things you can do to a person. I feel bad for the guy. Though, his letter is pathetic.
156 and 162: you are wrong. this is a good story (for a tabloid blog anyway). the story is in the fact that this letter is circulating through law offices, not in the simple fact that the affair occurred.
Buddy, she's a whore. Kick her out. Pay her off. I know this kind. She'll whore around 'till she's blowing cowboys in the parking lot of some meat market for middle aged and desperate losers. Better that it happened while you can rebuild your life. Good luck.
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So wait, what does this post have to do with MWE?
This is still an all-MWE-all-the-time blog, right?
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This is so deranged it is frankly awesome. The fact that it is happening at W&C makes it even better. W&C is honestly the biggest collection of screwups and losers I have ever managed to come across in my life, and I used to live with 6 major league heroin addicts.
Obama ate your shriveled neo-con balls and there is nothing you can do about it hahahahaha
Why does her husband want to stay married to this skank? She probably has "cock breath" when she kisses him at night.
You'd like to feel sorry for him, but he's probably a total loser and kisses her ass because she's the only physically attractive women who's ever expressed interest in him. I agree with the other posters - if she's doing random dudes bareback, the husband should definitely do a paternity test to make sure that his kids are, in fact, his biological children.
He needs to dump this whore and forget about trying to save his marriage.
I call BS. This is too ridiculous. Partner with 4 kids has a porn star wife and his reaction is to send an email with snide comments? I don't think so. This was custom-made for gullible blogs.
Yawn. My turd nuggets write better short stories thenthis concocted load of inanity.
This reminds me of another case involving a White & Case senior associate cuckolding a married father, but with the added twist that the father was a CU law student:
http://www.missingkids.com/en_US/training_manual/InReKim(2005).pdf
Whether or not the woman receives an immediate financial benefit from her harlotry is arguably beside the point.
Does Florida still have alienation of affection and/or criminal conversation? Possible big money out there for cuckold guy. In NC he could be racking it up.
hey dummy--shouldn't you lash out at your wife, and not the guys who readily take what she's giving away to everyone but you??
"Cock-hold" is giving Miami White a tongue lashing because he hasn't paid up for services rendered!
Seriously, folks, it's too fake.
I feel sorry for the associate. He's getting screwed by Lexus... probablly for the first time!
W&D should send in CSI Miami (um, that's Cock-hold Screwing Initiative) to do some forensics on the e-mail and check the source (pretty easy, BTW).
They could nail Cock-hold to the wall... but Lexus is probablly already doing that...
Everyone in White & Case's Miami office got the email. The email has been forwarded around a million times to people at other firms. If ABL didn't write about it, we would all still have heard about it anyway.
180, you are a turd nugget.
180, you are a turd nugget.
Test
My heart bleeds for the White and Case attorney who did not know better than to hook up with professional escort at the school play.
This is very similar to the story that Andrew Ross Sorkin did for the New York Times (about a banker who allegedly had an affair and was then tormented over the internet by the cuckold):
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/08/steven-rattner-andrew-ross-sorkin-new-york-times-rumors.php
I bet it's at least partly real. A friend, married 20+ years, found out a few years ago his miserable wife (whom he found inexplicably lovely) had been a serial adulterer. Essentially for the entire length of the marriage. And unless there is porn specifically for fugly people, she was not even a pro. They couldn't have kids together, so after like 5 IVFs, they used a carrier and had one. Then he found the emails.
Only question here is whether she really did as many as he says simultaneously (could be for effect to scare off the other guy), and whether the ass. actually texted him back (who does that using the wife's phone? C'mon. If it happened, that's the wife.)
And finally, 4 kids under the age of 6? C'mon. If you are all too stupid to use protection, you deserve what you get.
Having 4 kids under the age of 6 doesn't mean he didn't use protection. My oldest is 5 and our fourth is due next month. We planned every one of them and used birth control to space them about 1.5-2 years apart.
Granted, my wife isn't a whore and I'm not a giant Canadian douche, but still . . .
The kid thing is not what makes this guy an idiot.
This is Miami. C'mon hubby, no one is going to notice a gangland slaying.
165,
Quoting you for truf. For God's sake man... she has a mental disorder and is a sex-for-money online porn star, and you're married to her and have kids... and you're yelling at the guy banging her?
/facepalm
Dear Cuckhold,
You have one honorable way out of this. You know what it is. Your children are better off in an orphanage than being raised by you anyway.
http://www.ashleymadison.com/
Life is short. Have an affair.
ATL Readers: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
Butterscotch yo.
Something similar happened at Sutherland.