Morning Docket 07.01.09

* Happy Canada Day to our readers from the Great White North. You can enjoy the celebration of your day of union, but you can’t yet celebrate a resolution of your lawsuit against river-stealing North Dakota. [Associated Press]
* The Michael Jackson autopsy report may have been fake, but his will is real. [New York Times]
* No more driving while under the influence of a BlackBerry in Virginia. [Washington Post]
* SCOTUS puts its right foot in and shakes it all about. [Washington Post via ABA Journal]
* Another case of online dating site customers getting screwed. And not in the good way. [Courthouse News Service]

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