Non-Sequiturs: 07.31.09

* Okay, I’ve accepted the fact that state officials in Alabama don’t have ready access to the Constitution. But thanks to advancements in technology, surely we can now print the thing on the back of a beer can so it magically appears when their beer achieves maximum freshness. Maybe we can print the Bill of Rights on a series of bumper stickers? We have to stop leaving Alabama behind. [Volokh Conspiracy]
* Has the headline “The End of Biglaw” jumped the shark? [Adam Smith, Esq.]
* The search warrant for the house owned by Michael Jackson’s Doctor. [Popsquire]
* Here’s a personal injury law roundup. It’s better than the lottery. [TortsProf Blog]
* Knowing is half the battle. [Courtoon]
* When rainmakers leave. [Bloomberg]

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