Non-Sequiturs: 07.02.09
* Is the Urban Dictionary Above the Law? Not in America, baby! [True/Slant]
* How much of your taxpayer dollars goes to fund lawyers in the White House Counsel’s Office? Not much. Relatively speaking, not much at all. [The BLT: The Blog of the Legal Times]
* What kind of 4th of July parties is your firm sponsoring this year? [Legal Toast]
* Here are the 100 best blogs for those who want to change the world. [Best Universities]
* Now the DEA is involved in Michael Jackson’s death. What do you think you will hear more of this weekend, The Star Spangled Banner or Billy Jean? [Popsquire]
* Lori Drew has something extra to celebrate this weekend. [WSJ Law Blog]
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you all suck
Second. First to say Happy Fourth!
Like I said, he's been working on a huge story.
Is anyone else still working? I need a drink and a good hookup right about now!
4 -
Kash's vagina squid is available for appointments this weekend.
How much [sic] of your taxpayer dollars [sic] goes [sic] ...
5 - Wrong sex, but thanks for playing. Any hot, clean suit will do.
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Here's the real news of the day from the Bureau of Labor Statistics:
118,000 professional and business services jobs were lost vs. 51,000 last month
The ship be sinking faster.
4 - Very sorry.
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5, moderate yourself. I find you offensive.
Have a great 4th weekend everyone!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
Just had to get that out of my system...
If you find yourself with lit fireworks in one hand and a beer in the other while driving a stolen golf cart, then you too are above the law.
10 - This is America. Many men and women gave their lives so that I wouldn't have to moderate myself.
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Kash, I normally don't care about / respond to ATL comments- especially the ass lobster - but your post was great. Glad you have a sense of humor about it.
You must be the USA!
Kash - It's not Sugar Ray, it Micheal Ray. Get it right.
13 = Comment of the day.
Damn. Didn't know Kash was (1) a woman and (2) so fuckable. Good on ya, mate!!
it's billie jean.... not billy jean
ugh
20 - you're right, but either "pedophile" or "paedophile" describe that disgusting freak. good riddance. the sanctification of him over the past few days is absurd.
16, I cannot believe how racist you are. Self-censor immediately.
Whoa! Wait a second, the true history of the asslobster is getting lost!
It's genesis was from that story where the lawyer sued his wife for giving him crabs and/or VD and then it turned out he was the actual carrier.
Someone commenter then noted that only TTT lawyers have genital crabs, and that a classy guy would've given his wife asslobsters instead.
asslobsters are the Yale of ass crustaceans
Ahh, Elie and his African American Flag.
I am surprised Elie is celebrating a country that continues to oppress minorities.
Hi, my name is Louis, and I am an asslobster addict.
Hi, Louis.
Excerpted from Asslobsters Anonymous
So glad to finally understand the whole asslobster thing! And a great big yuck at that...
Beer and hot dogs for all. Happy 4th!
#27 - There is something slightly off about you. Am not sure what is, but there is definitely something.
BILLY Jean?
Seriously?!
23 -OMG! I had totally forgotten about the original story. LOL. Now I can go back to studying for the bar with renewed spirits. Thank you.
Behold, I am Kash's magnificent Giant Box Squid!
I see that Elie has not been working on his grammar.
Firm sponsored what now? I just hope my firm is sponsoring not-laying-people-off day for the 4th.
ASS LOBSTER!!!
Mystal, I can't believe you took so much god damn time off yesterday. If that shit happens again I'm going to post mean comments about you on your blog you fat shit!
Am I the only one who read Kash's article as proof that she *likes* the asslobster? Or at least the attention from it.
atl staff--get on the true story behind nova's dean stepping down in today's inquirer. thank you.
Rumor has it that Kash is adopting a second ass lobster...
thank god we live in a country that cares so much for it's celebrities, and has a goverment that wastes no time (but plenty of money) on the truly important things, like his royal highness MJ - instead of stupid shit like, y'know, economy, crime, etc. PHEW!
I believe Kash has made it abundantly clear that she likes to stuff ass squid up her sexy, female ass.
(Kash, please file this on in comments that focus on your gender.)
I believe Kash has made it abundantly clear that she likes to stuff ass squid up her sexy, female ass.
(Kash, please file this one in comments that focus on your gender.)
I believe Kash has made it abundantly clear that she likes to stuff ass squid up her sexy, white ass.
(Kash, please file this one in comments that focus on your race.)
I believe Kash has made it abundantly clear that she likes to stuff ass squid up her sexy, skinny ass.
(Kash, please file this one in comments that focus on your weight.)
I believe Kash has made it abundantly clear that she likes to stuff ass squid up her sexy ass lobster.
(Kash, please file this one in comments that focus on your ass lobster.)
Elie posts links to his blog. What a tool. Please post your LSAt/SAt scores and where you went to High School.
-- Barack "Barry Dunham" Obama