Non-Sequiturs: 07.21.09
* Yet another sports figure is accused of sexual assault. This time it’s Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. [TMZ]
* How to get out of paying your ex-wife $2.5 million: go to jail for 14 years. [Lowering the Bar]
* A Pennsylvania prisoner, serving time as a sex offender, sued to get porn while in prison. Not surprisingly, he lost. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]
* Dallas Mavericks Mark Cuban may have prevailed against the SEC (for now), but not all of his legal woes are over. Now he’s being sued by a company controlled by former Mavericks owner Ross Perot Jr. [Young Texas Lawyer]
* Musical chairs: two partners leave Bromberg & Sunstein, including name partner Lee Bromberg, after failing to convince colleagues to merge with a bigger firm. [Boston Globe]




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After the deed was done, Mr. Roethlisberger asked the young woman, "would you like to live or die, bitch?" For a year, she obviously chose life. She is now venturing down the alternative path.
Guys from my high school did 14 years on contempt charges to protect their assets all the time. It was no big deal.
Did everyone see ELIE made the news today?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/weightloss/2009-07-20-obesityboy_N.htm
The TMZ article says that Big Ben was in Nevada at a celebrity golf event during the weekend of the alleged incident.
Proud moment for the Plaintiff's Bar.
Boston Globe article discussing the city's pervasive irritable bowel syndrome amongst its women. Interesting read.
5 - What is the problem with that?
Not a Steelers fan, but the lawsuit stinks to high heaven, why no criminal charge? Why a year later? Has anyone seen the claim on ProFootballWeekly?...looks completely like a shakedown.
Sort of like the Duke Lacrosse case, or non-case. This isn't even a criminal case.
Hey 5, http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534264,00.html?test=latestnews
RENO, Nev. — A woman is accusing Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of raping her last summer in his penthouse hotel room at Lake Tahoe.
The woman worked at Harrah's hotel-casino at the time and says the attack happened when the Super Bowl-winning quarterback was in Tahoe playing in a celebrity golf tournament.
8 - Reminds me of when that first kid accused MJ of molesting him. Went straight for the money.
10 - That which you discuss did not happen. Michael Jackson was in a coma from 1992 until his untimely death this summer.
1992-2009? Nothing to see here, keep moving.
Yeah, really! Why on earth would a woman not want to subject herself to having her integrity questioned and name and face plastered all over the internet by filing criminal charges immediately after she's been raped? I mean, since she's clearly not telling the truth, she should have just filed the criminal charges on OUR schedule so we could have gotten the "implying she's a dirty lying whore" over with last summer and not have to waste our time with it now. There's certainly no valid reason that a woman might not want to file right away, in light of how kind, gentle, and gracious we all are towards alleged rape victims.
Please tell us about the Steptoe summer!
Forget Roethlisberger, I want to know what happened in Erin Andrew's hotel room!
12, it is a civil suit, you fucking moron. There has never been a criminal charge made, or seemingly attempted to have been made.
Have you read her claims? If it is even remotely true, there should be plenty of eyewitness and camera evidence.
Or we can just be hysterical morons, you are clearly leading the way, let me guess, you still believe the Dookie lacrosse players raped Crystal Gail Magnum...right?
There's a new sexual harassment suit in San Francisco Superior Court against Townsend & Townsend & Crew and at least two of its partners in the SF office. Filed by an assistant paralegal.
Mystal molested me in a van down by the river. There I said it. Anyone know a good lawyer?
This case definitely smells fishy.
15 is right, the only thing the Duke lax team was guilty of (besides normal college boy behavior) was sucking at lacrosse when it came time to play Hopkins.
I am in love with Gloria Cannon of Los Angeles, California.
20th bitches!
The Dookies are innocent, 12. That was my semen they found in Crystal Gail Magnum. Well, some of it was mine.
Heard that White & Case just canceled 2010 summer. Confirm?
I didn't say anything about the Duke lacrosse players, #15, but your quickness to conflate this case with that one isn't irrelevant to my point. Because that accuser was lying, they all must be, right?
I'm aware that it's a civil case, but she's being criticized for not having previously filed criminal charges, as if there were no rational reasons for not doing so.
Thanks for the insults, by the way -- always clear signs of winning arguments.
"as if there were no rational reasons for not doing so. "
You mean like having rape shield prevention laws on her side? In a civil case those don't exist. That's the rational disconnect.
Again, have you read her complaint? She sounds like she made up something after watching a Lifetime network film.
RE: The Lawyer with the 14 years on contempt
"Albert Momjian, the ex-wife's lawyer, was not happy with the ruling. "Here's a guy who thumbed his nose at a court order for 14 years," he was quoted as saying. "There should be some kind of sanctions for doing that."'
Wow, props if that guy actually said that with a straight face.
"I'm aware that it's a civil case, but she's being criticized for not having previously filed criminal charges, as if there were no rational reasons for not doing so."
There's nothing stopping her from pressing charges *right now*--except, maybe the "filing a false complaint" problem.
If the criminal case would have allowed a rape shield protection in Nevada, it's kinda pointless to claim you were scared to subject yourself to the spotlight with this case, yet unwilling to go to the cops (a year ago, six months ago, or right now). Magnum's name barely got out at all until it was 100% clear she was lying and after the Duke guys had been dragged through the mud for months.
Chadwick spent 14 years too long in prison. What sham to place him in there in the first place. Congratulations, sir, on your restored freedom.
We were going to buy the house between the Cuban's and Perot's. However, we decided that we'd need at least a 3rd year lawyer's salary for a house that big. I think W lives there now.
Texas tits are amazing.
On Tuesday night, PE's dinner consisted of two hotpockets since his mom didn't go grocery shopping. He called his Mom a lazy bitch for spending all her time on the online dating sites.
If your callback lunch was at a Sizzler, you may not work for a peer firm.
If you are invited to celebrate "take your exotic pet to work" day, you may not work at a peer firm.
If you work anywhere other then Van Winkle, you may not work at a peer firm.
If Max Wright is the spokesperson for your latest marketing campaign, you may not work for a peer firm.
If your standard forms provide for delivery of notice by autogyro, you may not work for a peer firm.
If your cafeteria plan actually involves a discount at a cafeteria, you may not work for a peer firm.
Depressing Debt Watch = 2006 Grad, $96,778.42.
don't ever link to TMZ again, please...
If your managing partner just announced the opening of a branch office in North Platte, you may not work for a peer firm.
Hey 12, but at the same time you have no problem or reservation at all assuming that Mr. Rothlesberger is a guilty criminal before a trial.... nice...
You and this "rape victim" should go live in Saudi Arabia for a year, while considering filing criminal charges
I bet the accuser didn't even offer to pay for dinner. That should be a crime!
ZAPPIN
13 - ZAPPIN
If you see an advertisement for your firm on the F train, you might not work at a peer firm.
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Sounds like Crystal Gail Magnum had a better claim/ more merit than this one; at least she quickly filed charges instead of overtly going for $$$$$$
Elie can you do a best suicide methods post? A lot of lives have been ruined this year, mine included, and we need to know the best ways to commit suicide. Preferrably painless, reliable methods that preserve the corpse as well as possible.
22, There is a problem in our society with false rape claims.
I just hope my family sues my former firm for IIED after I kill self.
Maybe I can convince Thio to strangle me to death with her massive hands.
when i kill self i'm doing it at my former firm. might as well traumatize the employees on my way out.
maybe atl can be useful and report on who is representing ifart and pull my finger
Nice find 24, that is hilarious
I love it. Posters pointed out yesterday that TMZ has better legal coverage than Lat and what does he do? He cuts and pastes from TMZ.
The posters do all the work on this blog. it has become quite useless.