Hello My Internet Friends
Hello, Above the Law community. I’m back from hiatus. I’m away for a whole week and what happens, law firms stop laying people off. Coincidence? Dear God I hope so.
I didn’t follow any legal or non-legal news during my absence, so I’ll be counting on you guys to bring me up to speed. But I’m not too concerned. I’m like Tiger Woods on Sunday with a 54-hole lead, I never lose.
It’s great to be back.
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First, and welcome back.
Didn't some huge layoffs just happen at PH?
Tiger Woods actually lost this weekend after he had a lead...... :)
Elie, we missed you, but the real question this morning is who I draft with the #2 pick in my Fantasy Football draft.
54-shot lead doofus.
We need stories about offers. Poor offer ratios, to be exact.
Welcome back Elie.
1, 4, 7 = Elie
Choose one of the following:
a) PE is a huge dick
b) PE has a huge dick
c) PE sucks a huge dick
d) None of the above
5- fail. Have fun being entertainment at the next firm-wide captain's choice tournament.
I think I missed you. Can you go away so I can be sure?
3: Thanks for playing.
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"Since you've been away... I've... been down and lonely.
Since you've been away... I've... been thinking of you....
"Trying to understand... the reason you left me.
What were you going throooough?
"Ooohhh... ooooahoooo...oooo...."
I like Lat better...
13 = best thing I have read on ATL in a year. Plz don't stop. I laughed out loud at my desk.
WTF. They removed 13???!!?!?! God, this blog sucks. Mystal couldn't stand the comment b/c it was so spot on and encapsulated him so well that it was scary.
180 to 13
wtf bring back comment #13.
Another glorious weekend in Saratoga. Arranged for dismissal of an overly courteous valet. I won't be bullied into a foolish gratuity.
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This blog was much better without the Elie. Please, Lat admit your mistake and just fire him already.
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Welcome back Elie!
what was 13
20: I had a funny dream last night. I was very old and went before a death panel comprised of PE, the old man in the Six Flags ads and Paula Abdul. Things were looking pretty bleak, but then Kenny Rogers showed up and the panel stood up, held hands and sang "We Are the World". Moral of the story: Don't eat five alarm chili after 10 p.m. Thank you.
13 was awesome. Elie couldn't handle it.
Back already? I thought Fat Camp was two weeks.
So was Elie the original author of 13? He removed his own comment? What did it say (in substance)?
Go back to the rock under which you crawled.
Will someone repost what 13 said? I am intrigued.
Lucky number 13? Let's hear it!
Comment 13 = Footnote 4
Repost 13!
Comment 13 was in reference to Paul Hastings NY and their 28% offer rate.
I actually cannot locate the "comment policy" so I'm uncertain what is acceptable and what is not.
I have a copy of comment 13, but I don't know what to do with it. I don't want to be banned.
REPOST COMMENT 13!!!!!!
37, email to allenwolf13 at gmail.com.
Man up 37! ...and repost from your secretary's pc
I'm just kidding. I don't have a copy of 13.
-- 37
Bring back 13!!!!
37: Please send to gifford@ihazfreecoconuts.com.
Welcome back.
37 - please email13 to searcher44@yahoo.com. Thanks.
37 - please email 13 to tips@abovethelaw.com. Thanks.
LOL at 13.
13 = "Hello, Above the Law trolls. I'm back from a week of playing "just the tip" with my wife. But, she never stops at just her tip. Accidence? Dear God I hope so.
I didn't follow any legal or non-legal news while away. So, I'll be counting on you guys to bring me up to speed. Though, with my size you know how hard it is to get momentum going.
I also don't plan on keeping up with the news now that I'm back. So, if something happens, just post about it in the comments and I'll start a new article that mischaracterizes the events and puts a black-supremacist slant on it.
Don't be concerned. I'm like Tiger Woods, except that he's fit, handsome, intelligent and people like him. Basically, we're both black. But in the end, that's all that really matters (if you're Harvard's admissions office).
PS: Does anyone know what my LSAT score was?
"
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lol @ 13
Lat needs to fire Elie ASAP.
"54-hole lead"?
so someone hacked into Elie's account or posted under his name? or did Elie himself post #13 and Lat deleted it
51,
This means one has a lead after 54 holes, or 3 days of the 4 day or 72 hole golf tourney. Glad you studied instead of wasting your time on golf, much less watching it on TV. Elie's usage is absolutely correct.
When Elie moves on or gets fired, this comments section is going to light up like a Christmas tree. Looking forward to it.
Hilarious graphic. For all of Elie's failings, the guy has a good sense of humor.
55 = Elie.
So if a registered poster's comment is deleted from a thread, it still shows up in their profile? That's just weird.
55- If Elie has such a gretat sense of humor why did he remove comment 13.
55- If Elie has such a great sense of humor why did he remove comment 13.
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52/55 - In case you haven't caught on, someone is spoofing Elie. Notice their profile name isn't "E(lowercase L)ie Mystal," it's "E(capital i)ie Mystal."
48, I want to bear your children! Love, love, love you.
Brethren: do not provide any tips to ATL until Mystal is removed for good.
ugh
hey curious george here,just wanted to let you know i love feet,